Femanons: what's the most unusual thing you ever put in your pussy?

Femanons: what's the most unusual thing you ever put in your pussy?

>femanon
>b

/thread

>A penis
>because i'm a woman
>and a virgin
>and this is the internet

anons dick

Not too odd but poor choice I suppose, first thing I stuck up there was a shaving razor (handle-side in)

condom cover hotdog and them made my boyfriend eat it after I warmed it up.

why did you choose that?

a pice of pvc pipe

how long did you warm it up?

nice

ouch, how big?

I was young(12ish maybe), and recently learned about the whole sex thing, was too tight to really try anything thicker and I thought it'd be stranger to try it with a toothbrush kek

until I was finished.... it was bigger than my boyfriends

how'd you like it?

1.5 inches

All of these "femanons" posting are just anons pretending to be femanons.

Okay. Who has a "at band camp.." stories to share?

how old were you at the time?

proof

This is Sup Forums
Need more proof?

It actually wasn't too bad tbh, the handle had rubber grips with interesting grooves and it felt pretty nice. Got the courage to move up to a brush handle about 2 months later

14 and horny as fuck
at 13 my parents left me condoms for me cause they knew the pillow was going to get real

/thread

Well for one I was using the handle of a hair brush and the rubber end came off and I couldn't get the fucking thing out, ended up having to get it out with a pen, it was a terrible experience.

Thanks for the timestamp. How old were you when that happened? How long did it take to get it out?

Boobs.

This^^^

Can we get a pictrue of said pussy, please?

This was last year it took me idk 45 minutes to get it out and I threw the brush away in the end.

Biggest dick you've ever had? Was it uncomfortable?

My daddy's dick

Sorry sirs but I'm not here to be your personal porn star, you can tell me to gtfo if you want too but I was just here to tell a story.

45 minutes...yeesh...must have been on the edge of panicking for some of that. Can't blame you for throwing the brush away.

Holy shit, a timestamp. Very nice.

She also did cucumbers, bananas, Sharpies. The cigar in the image went to a cop she lost a bet to who wasn't her husband.

>b

kys

I thank you for posting pics anyway.

That's disgusting.

What was the name of the big robot dinosaur from the Rugrats movie?
Well, it was a toy of that.

Had an ex that told me when she was 12 she'd put one handle of those big bouncy balls in her pussy, hold the other one and bounce.

A rock

LOL

Biggest one I've ever had was from my brother's friend actually. Probably like a 7.5 incher maybe more, it was uncomfortable and I really didn't feel any pleasure but at least he had a good time.

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Potatoes..,

Did you cut your hand?

Out of curiosity, what is your ideal size?

Last night I put a tapered candle in a latex glove and fucked myself pretty good with the thick end of it.

had you used that brush for masturbating before? or any brush?

My husband's dick.

I actually enjoyed it quite a lot, to be honest.

Smooth brother. You got this.

>candle
How bored do you have to be

Luckily no, remembered to keep the blade guard or whatever it's called on
holy shit this is actually a genius idea, I wish I had one of those when I was younger

I'll post a timestamp when I go back inside folks

what else have you tried?

I did that too, user-chan. I moved up to a toothbrush after and ended up breaking my hymen with it.

Probably 4.5 to 6 inches does the trick. Honestly though the biggest problem with guys is they have no stamina. A small guy with a good stamina is a winner.

I post pics so other ppl don't claim to b me in the thread.

Do you ever think about what it would be like to have two left feet

Well better to break your hymen before you have sex.

That's ok, I am sure there is a penis out there, somewhere just for you.

Its called being anonymous you cunt

fake timestamp. challenging with sharper in pooper plus shoe on head and timestamp that says 'mr owl ate my metal worm'

if not, gtfo

Yeah it's the staple of teenage dildos. Honestly I think hair brush companies know what we're using the handles for so they even make some bumpy and twisty and stuff. Just look up hair brush handles and you'll see what I mean.

Reptar

>mr owl ate my metal worm
Where can I get some of what you're taking

I used the soft legged barbies when I got a little older. I used the soft handle of a razor, I've used multiple tooth brushes. I tried using a sharpie before, a thick pen, I actually didn't like using my fingers up until here recently. But the tapered candle and the latex glove was pretty good, though it was a bit more than I've ever taken before but even then it wasn't very thick.

oh yeah
he hurt
I don't know why I was so determined to do that

733717049
D.R.U.G.S

Heh, I think you're right. There's just having a grip to hold in your hand, and then there's all the bumps and twists they do on hair brushes, like you noted. How thoughtful of them.

Tits or GTFO

Good. Then GTFO whore.

Dude you proved you were a grill (maybe) and participated in the thread as OP intended it, you did good.

Yep! Broke mine with the hairbrush handle, surprisingly didn't hurt too much so that was nice. Temporary kinda-timestamp bc I'm staying outside for a bit longer

Virgin samefag detected
>I could be wrong and it could be just 2 virgins.

I dunno, while I still haven't had a dick in me, I wish I had my hymen. I've built up a fetish for the idea of a man breaking into me for the first time and struggling not to rut and telling me I'm his forever.

>i dont know what a palindrome is

Virgin whiteknight detected

It hurt like a bitch when I broke mine with the toothbrush. I was kind of young so when I bled a little I thought I'd punctured myself and I panicked for a few days. I kinda wish I'd had a good hair brush for dildo-ing. I think I tried once with one that had a hole on it, but it threw me off.

Generally how it goes is "O shit, you're a virgin? Why didn't you tell me!".

a scissor. Damn pube hair was glued to my vag wall with mucous and blood, had to cut it to get that shit out. when i was done it looked like a murder weapon

Not hardly. You don't go into a thread that actually asks femanons something and say (TITS OR GTFO) It's not attentionwhoring answering an actual gendered question newfag.

My current goto dildo.

I mean I held out for a long time since I didn't believe in casual sex. I would always tell someone I'm getting into a relationship with that I'm a virgin and don't know what I'm doing.

Im the newfag. Youre a huge pussy. Old Sup Forums demanded tits regardless.

That's not how it works cocksucker. She's supposed to be anonymous. Showing she's a woman is an attention grab and if she wants the attention for being a women then pay for it with tits it fuck off and stay anonymous. Anonymity is equality.

show dildo side by side with timestamp that says; mr owl ate my metal worm

do it. if you can

virgin

Do you do it with that dog?

fake

prove it with a timestamp. if you can't, you're a fake. now prove it of gtfo

What were you thinking

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I was thinking "goddamn it my pubes are full of blood again, i think ill get rid of them"

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Not in a thread like this faggot, proof is better else it's just a bunch of faggots posting stories and jerking off to other faggots reading their shit.

It's literally a thread asking about vaginal use.

I do not user, he's a good pupper though :^)

still waiting

your moms dick

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As opposed to faggots like you running off every gril in vicinity.

Calm down dipshit. This is a decent discussion. You are the only one attention whoring.

>implying female band members are gonna be on Sup Forums

you'd have better chances finding a girlfriend, cuck