What would Sup Forums do with a portal gun?
What would Sup Forums do with a portal gun?
Zachary Gray
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Isaiah Jones
Blow myself
Jason Rivera
infinite energy
Isaiah Barnes
Suck myself off.
Hudson Carter
these
Mason Green
Hivemind selfsuck
Angel Powell
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James Jackson
how ?
Lincoln Ross
Eat it.
Dylan Ross
check my dubs periodically
Jordan Evans
Portal gun is almost useless without the Long fall boots as well...cant utilize the full potential.
Christian Rodriguez
Probably involuntarily kill myself dicking around with gravity puzzles I've seen in the game. Hopefully while someone catches it on camera.
Grayson Hill
nothing, because without any moonrock it does nothing
David Bailey
play a portal game
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Xavier Jackson
>Portal gun is almost useless without the Long fall boots
Youre an homosex, just dont be a shithead and jump off high shit.
Liam Sanchez
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Aiden Flores
Rob a bank.
Henry Sanders
you really dont know how? all you need is a fucking portal on your ceiling and floor and just a stream of water. then put a fucking turbine between.
that's the most obvious solution, gimme 10s and i'll come up with 1048576 better ones...
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Luke Brown
get to places faster
Asher Bennett
Create a portal in my asshole and one in my toilet
Caleb Ramirez
ok you have 10 seconds
Nathan Phillips
I would use it in a vacuum and fall vertically and approach the speed of light after some time. As I approached the speed of light I would dose myself with LSD and experience a full blown acid trip traveling at the speed of light. Pushing photons as we drifted past each other, holding them, moving individual particles of light.
Blake Barnes
Trips thread
Jace Collins
Put a portal in space and one infront of a solar panel
John Reed
Then you take away a good chunk of what would make it fun.
Lincoln Sanchez
Since portal guns are useless unless you have the proper panels or that white gel, you'd have to steal some moon rocks and crush them up to make surfaces portal-able. You couldn't use it to rob places unless you covered the area in white stuff and had a line of sight (no glass) to place a portal. Using it for electricity is the only real thing you could do with it. Unless you wanted to fall for an hour and launch yourself upwards and kill yourself
Caleb Morgan
Fuck yourself user, its solid reasoning. If i had a portal gun, id wanna use it for something actually helpful, cant do that to the full capacity without the boots
Kayden Davis
Bad idea, we all saw what happened when one was shot on the moon.
Isaac Lopez
nice troll physics
i'm still waiting for the 1048575 other solutions, genius
Jonathan Adams
one portal on Andy Sixx's anus
One on my throat
Leo Carter
read your infinite energy comment and immediately had this idea, same as you I guess
Owen Bennett
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Jayden Hernandez
Not really, im not a fanciful, flamboyant faggot with a dream to prance through the air like a fairy. I could get 100% use out of a portal gun without jumping off high shit
Jacob Hill
Jeremiah Wilson
Portal on the moon, portal on some building in NYC. Vacuum people into space
Isaac Thompson
vacuum up all the sand niggers.
Isaac Roberts
he already beat you
Dylan Sullivan
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Julian Lee
>What would Sup Forums do with a portal gun?
OP would suck his own dick
Nolan Roberts
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Asher Gonzalez
point up, point down, then start longest free-fall anhero in history.
Michael Ramirez
what
James Cruz
...
Grayson Walker
...
Ayden White
It's the active portal version of go fuck yourself.
Thomas Scott
fuck myself?
Matthew Murphy
I'd shoot two vertical lines.
Undo my belt.
Lean in and...
Change pants without having to look down.
ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DICCCCKKKKKK
Isaac Wright
stfu
Mason Green
if one could work wihout moonrock,
portal in the mariana trench and one on the moon,
and watch the world get fuck by it.
Michael Brooks
>prancing through the air like a flaming queer
>its solid reasoning
Maybe if you live in San Francisco.
Gabriel Murphy
patent an infinite source of energy and make billions of dollars
Joseph Russell
if you think about it portal gun is good for only 1 thing not much of a use as fucking coffee machine
Jack Johnson
good luck not getting killed
Adam Mitchell
in short: rule the world
teleport some very heavy metal rods in orbit and then threaten the world to give you whatever you want.
maybe drop one to show that oyu are seriouse
it is like a small atomic bomb but without the radioactivity
Grayson Wood
Just make a generator, but instead of an inner part that spins make the inner part fall through the outer part. You could make a tube generator a thousand feet tall, with the portals on either end
Joshua Watson
How are you gonna move at the speed at light?? Are you actually disabled?