KIRBY HAS JUST ABSORBED YOU!
What power does he get?
KIRBY HAS JUST ABSORBED YOU!
Angel Miller
Sebastian Cruz
chlamydia
William Allen
Depression
Chase Kelly
Poor credit
Luis Ross
He doesnt trust anyone, but hes super handsome
Joseph White
The power of faggotry
Christopher Foster
a bick dig
Isaiah Collins
Type 2 diabetes
Isaac Price
Turns Black, has felony.
Julian Bennett
autism
Owen Sanders
Alcoholism.
Aiden Cook
The powers of satan.
William Miller
No hands fapping.
Camden Cooper
He becomes invisible but only to women
Matthew Miller
The power to get dubs with this post
Asher Davis
suicidal dendencies
Zachary Cooper
enlarged prostate
Brody Perry
Schizophrenia
Dylan Williams
think again.
Matthew Phillips
at least we tried
Liam Robinson
He dies
Jeremiah Davis
pedophilia
Andrew Williams
oh, you mean my power? fuck off
Hudson Mitchell
Trip powers
Henry Powell
The power to actually have unusual talent at everything he tries to do, yet still be depressed and let those talents go to waste
Oliver Stewart
He starts to like furries
Colton Harris
Bloodshot eyes and an insatiable hunger
Ryder Collins
being able to repeatedly cum on a shirt without feeling disgusted
Daniel Gonzalez
what the fug men
Noah Hernandez
lets just say he would vomit me out immediately
Hudson Foster
being too late for everything in life
Levi Mitchell
Dafuq
Xavier Mitchell
What if Kirby ate another Kirby?
Josiah Reyes
Why'd you write the same thing twice?
Nolan Murphy
I steal his powers from inside him
Matthew Hall
Slow down there, Confucius.
Hunter Parker
Kek
Angel Parker
Do you wear that shit in public, Sup Forumsro?
Kind of judging, but mainly curious.
Andrew Robinson
Tfw i stole quads rofl
Ian Nelson
To be able to get high AF at will.
Jeremiah Bell
Asperger's syndrome
David Cox
To see how everyone is fake and full of shit
Carter Young
Gas. Rancid gas
Jordan Rogers
A stoneface
Blake Thompson
50/50
Depression and happiness
Gavin Reyes
damn i got trips
Lincoln Phillips
Autistic fetishes, wont ever stop fapping to people dry humping inanimate objects.
Tyler Perry
Homosexuality
Blake Ross
Stress induced social anxiety.
Jace Wood
amemia and casual racism
Jackson Evans
autism
Logan Lewis
Weaponized autism?
Can he reee his enemies to death?