Can y'all watch my chocolate milk while I go to the store? Thanks!

Can y'all watch my chocolate milk while I go to the store? Thanks!

yeah sure

*drinks it*

no!!!

Yeah but hurry up a mad deer is watching us.

oh shit...

QUICKLY BEFORE OP COMES BACK

...

THATS WHITE MILK

*Gently puts hand on choccy milk*
*Caresses choccy milk*
*Whispers to choccy milk* "GET IN MY BELLY"!
*Takes slow sip of choccy milk* *Finishes choccy milk and says* "I'm sorry my true love

WHAT NOW?? I FORGET

*drinks white milk*

you're right just hold on

Quick get the choccy milk powder

WRONG SHIT FAGGOT

thats okay we are making new milk

HOWS THIS?

Don't worry I'll fix this...

...

No like ;o;

Now there are 2 Choccy milks

Guys I fixed it

NO ONE PANIC

we'll tell them somebody else saw his choccy milk and wanted their own

Oh nooooooooo That's Sturbarry milk

wHaT hAvE yOu DoNe

FUCK I BUMPED THE TABLE

now we have to clean OP's carpet AND get new milk shit

Good thinking.

SHIT WE HAVE NO MORE CHOCCY MILK POWDER

What are we gong to do now. Were screwed there's nothing we can do unless. Does anyone have some milk?

WE ARE RUNNING OUT

...

OKAY carpet is good.

NOW THE MILK

Ill be back, going to the store to get more choccy milk powder

I got it guys grab the powder

Ben ik zo weer even terug!

I fear this actually happening to me irl.

OP won't know the difference

Niggers he gun' be back soon hurry

don't worry we just need a glass. my water company gives us free choccy milk

Were out of powder but this should work. Make it high class choccy milk

>lives your whole life thinking you're lactose intolerant
>drinking milk makes you puke
>even at your friends house
>stops drinking mulk
>catch you dad cumming into the jug
>fml kms fag
>thinks about friends house now

Ahh home sweet home, cant wait to drink my chocolate milk.

>buys molk turns out you like milk

SHIT GUYS HES BACK, THE BIRB IS NOT BCK FROM THE STORE WITH MORE CHOCCY MILK POWDER. .what will we do. .

Distract op by dressing up as clown outside

FUCK FUCK FUCK HURRY UP IMPROV STALL HIM

INTENSE WHISTLING

Not this shit AGAIN. Really? A fucking year later? I already told you I peed in it.

"Hey look at me OP I'm bozo the clown. Don't think about your spilt choccy milk and listen to me"

no worries Sup Forumsros I got a solution had this in my pocket

OP LOOK THERES A PARTY IN MY ROOM DONT GO TO THE KITCHEN

YOU HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME

...

FUCKING PUT IT IN A FUCKING CUP HURRY

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Here a I have a glass

safe

You're the hero of choccy milk user, thank fuck

HURRY FINISH POURING

*flies in freshly poured chocolate milk*

...

Let's hope he doesn't want it cold it was in
's pocket

...

...

what the fuck

Phew

Spray bug spray in glass and takes out bug

QUICK GRAB THE FUCKER

I dindu nuffin

op here

i saw everything

fuck you guys

A guy came in and stole everything including the chocolate milk. We had to make you a new one

...

WE HAVE TO KILL OP

Everything in control

You didnt see anything

no worries OP i got u fam

U didnt

...

I never found YLYL or anything on Sup Forums funny, but honestly this is gold.

*Plotting intensifies*

i failed u OP im sorry

Quick, maybe OP will forgive us if we eat his ass out