Indian hitman is after me

Indian hitman is after me

carry a toilet with you, that will scare him away

Poo on him.

you took his IT job away from him?

designate him before get designated by him

Can you smell elephant shit and the Ganges river already?

Hide in your bathroom. He will not enter because he's afraid of toilets

Bait him with a designated shitting street to lure his attention

Shitman

Surround yourself with cows, he won't bother them

Hi, slightly bigger Korea

I thought Greeks were supposed to be brave spartans? Some angry brown manlet is nothing to be scared of

Kek

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shit took me a second

kek

flush him down the toilet

Should have payed denbts

nice

What did you do to get a poo to kill you?

> Shitman

Can't begin to imagine a serious indian guy who is meant to be a hitman

>indian hitman starts messaging you on facebook

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