Why are they so shit at all sports

Why are they so shit at all sports

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what, hands?

lazyy no-good meds

we're not enriched enough

Watch it OP

pizza making and domestic violence is not an sport

Manlets, but we already know that.

Technically we're pretty good at sports, just look at football, but our tiny bodies can't take our technical ability to the next level. O well, mammas cooking and the women with the best asses in the world will just have to do.

We are better than Canada at pretty much everything except meme sports like Hockey

inb4 muh winter memepics

Mountains are for fun and taking bae away for romantic cabin sex..NOT for sports.

How do I get a cute Italian gf?

americans?

by having a BGC

Offer to marry her

Also if you lose a few pounds you'd probably be perfect, they seem to like chubsters

Bait them with pizza

Are you insinuating that I'm fat?

this gesture is spreading like wildfire, all the cool guys are doing it

Say what ?

argentines are pretty good at sports

what you blabberin about leaf?

Are these native Italian men?

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>I come from a shithole with no rights
>I'm here now, give me stuff or I'll get mad

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Yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=YVEwqZV3GNo

female tier lmao

>mfw relegated with a gd of +100

PREPARE YOUR ANUSES DIVISION 2

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I want to suck big fat juicy black cocks and drink their cum

>t. Canadian tourist abroad

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MAMA?

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Day of the rake when?

If newscasting was a sport, based Mentana would win all the years

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Is this board Sup Forums?

No its /it/

KEK based leaf triggering all these greaseballs

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this is me you were triggered by OP

MAMA MIA! I-a got-a so-a trigerred-a, I-a spilled-a my-a spaghetta and a da pizza and yelled-a so-a loud-a I woke-a up-a all 33 familia members living-a in-a my 2 bedroom-a apartamente!
I-a tell my-a uncle Mario Belladonna de Fetuccini to-a whack-a da Leaf, eh!?

Why are North Americans so mean to us?

Jesus Christ

jealousy

of what? living with mama and fucking prudes who don't suck dick? damn what a life

some amerisharts are desperate to push the ''we wuz germanic'' meme and they're stupidly angry at all the other actual demographics that make up their fat excuse of a country, in particular italians because they built it up and not germans.

neither did it
USA was built up by Irish slaves

so green

they have a pretty good diving team

>american banter

getting your penis sucked is overrated and why exactly would you want to live in a country where women have had the dicks of other men in their mouths?

silly non human leaf

>this terrifies the italian

What is this even supposed to mean?

don't you have some spaghetti to eat, luigi?

your housing quality is african tier

No, I had rigatoni for lunch

Pathetic.

>shitaly getting BTFO this hard
kek

And how do you know that? Did you visit our suburbs?

>you now remember this

Kek fucking demolished

>trequartista

Compare
sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/mi-ita

and contrast
sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/bc-esp

>passaggio

>fuorigioco

>American "banter"

>based Lesotho will never come back and finally put leafs in their place once and for all

We are quite impressive considering our population tbhfam

>getting your penis sucked is overrated

>portiere
>attaccante
>difensore
>centrocampista
>terzino
>calcio
>la mia futile esistenza

>comparing a city inhabited since 1000BC with a country which at the very same time in history was populated by bears, mounds, lakes of meltwater and considered just a source of wood until the dark ages

I didn't think leafs could be this stupid

>krdrkws

what non point are you trying to make lorenzo your houses are shit london is just as old and they have fine modern condos

you can knock down canadian houses because they've got no history

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why don't you come down and suck my cock then and I'll tell you if it was good or not

money, like for 95% of all world's women

>700 years seperate the founding of Rome and London

Lets go back 700 years and see how Canada was shall we??

>canadian talking about housing

top kek m8 how long until you get evicted so your apartment can house refugees?

>muh history

adapt to the modern era you haven't improved your establishments since the caesar days

>points

I'm not Italian lol, I chose to live here. Italian life is a lot cosier than English life..plus blowjobs are better here

if only Canada poured all this effort in seeking improvement in sports rather than "house building" or "modern interior designing" eh

so if you score five own goals your team wins?

Can we take a moment to recognise that the best Canadian person is Russell Peters who is literally a poo in street..

>Italy
>best asses in the world

Italians should stfu and thank us for liberating them in WW2.

>defending Canadians

I enjoy shitting on Italians as much as anybody but

>a fucking leaf

worst fucking bantz ever, you've set us back more than anyone except barry obama

Yes.

It's Banjo-Tooie kickball.

Yanks just do not understand how banter works. This is cringe thread worthy.

tell us more, i'm crushing on this qt so hard

And btw this is just banter, we Canadians like Italians.

this is a very very bad thread

embarrassing

yeah, sure

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891_lynchings

tell lorenzo not to get triggered so much

1) that was in America
2) 125 years ago
3) they deserved to be lynched because they were criminal scum that killed a cop