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BBL New Years Day

Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades

Perth Scorchers vs Sydney Thunder

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pretty excited for another day of using sports for escapism

I know I'm no real chance of getting my shit together this year

inb4 betcunt puts money on the Scorchers and Shitney Blunder pull off a win

2017 may be the year we finally off ourselves

Ronda lost today
nolove is the new champ

you can do it too m80

i accomplished more in 2016 than in the previous decade put together

sport is still a good escapism because its better than drugs or alcohol etc. not much trouble to get into doing this hobby

Thunder are a good bowling team and perths weakness is their batting. Thunder just need to put up a 170 score and they'll win

Why aren't you guys having sex with your gf right now?

Isn't that what New Years is all about?

I'm Jewish I don't believe in new years

WBBL is on at 1:30 so thats cricket till midnight

three minutes until New Year here, just had a shower to start it on the right foot.

Thunder can't put on more than 130 with their shit tier batting lineup

write off watson at your own peril

he's blown like most of a week's pay already if he's got a half decent job, God forbid he's some servo counter pleb. It's honestly the first real experience I've had with a proper problem gambler.

if watto has a good game they make 150. by all rights scorchers should smash them.

having said that, scorchers did shit the bed against sixers.

lefugle needs to be opening the batting 2bh. Let morgan come in at 3 and rohrer 4, then some shitcunt, then russell cummins green mckay etc

sick, WA home games are elite for only this reason.

I hope BASED Morgo is celebrating the new year in style.

delete this

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> tfw sitting right now at a party drunk and depressed contemplating my existence

How do I get my life together lads

cricket is fucking gay lmao

drink more

Based fucking Walkie

Everyone's stopped drinking it's a bit of a faux pa

pfft fuck the normies and drink more

australian time zones are fucking weird lmao

based lauri

shit party tßh, I'd be contemplating why my existence is surrounded by poofs

Tbh I get existential when I'm drunk/on drugs, not really about the people I'm with

Aussies can you give me a sneak peek. What's the hottest memes of 2017 so far?

Oh, I look tired? Maybe because fuckin' bitches and gettin' money is exhausting. "You look tired" is something men will say to you reflexively, since it's just acceptable to always scrutinize or tear apart women's appearances. It's also said to make you feel like you need to defend yourself. You are allowed to be tired, not wear make up and be concerned with more important things like Egg McMuffins. It's not your job to make sure everyone in the room has a boner. You think I look tired? Maybe you just aren't used to seeing women work hard? I don't care if I turn you on, chances are you, you're gross.

Looks like a chick I used to go to school with who is now a tranny tbch

Having another beer even though I know I shouldn't

I been saying that for 13 or so years

>tfw /cric/ actually thought they could conquer /hoc/

Pathetic tbqh.

i haven't been to the toilet ALL year lads

Flat Earth Theory.

Mandela Effect.

And now Antarctica Ancient Civilisation/Aliens.

What's the next conspiracy to get a lot of mainstream popularity with normies?

>Antarctica Ancient Civilisation
what?

Who /gonnagetdrunk/ tonight lads?

Happy new year Eastern hemispherecunts,all the best for 2017.

holocaust denial

happy new year based trinibro

"cultural marxism" (things I don't like)

saxon WILL furiously reply to this

thanks m8

NEW

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just got back from falls ama

when did you get back lad

Which Melbourne is better this season? Green or red? Haven't seen them play

how cooked did you get?

Have a nice trip m8?

>wogs

WBBL in an hour or so lads

took 4 pingers last night and cap of md, in the morning they dragged me up to themed tent and injected me with a flush and then got thrown into my mates car and driven home. so yeah i had a great time.

it's fucking hot lads

i'm in my underwear next to a fan and spraying my body with water

t. mrs broad

Based Colonialists federated on this day.

Thank you based colonialists.
>This makes the Australia day hater froth in the mouth in fury

i only celebrate queensland day

I hope you celebrate safely

Do you get a day off from work on Queensland Day?

Oh wait...

We get 8 in a row

>We
Which part of Queensland do you inhabit lad?

Betoota

sorry to hear about that lad

I'm really glad the janitor could take time out of his busy NYE schedule to do some work on Sup Forums and delete/ban me for an innocuous post from over 24 hours ago.

Glad to see we have someone so dedicated to their job.

>2017
>still posting on Sup Forums
ISHYGDDT

it's lit

>2011 was 31 years ago

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>“We believe he said something about Hugh Grant’s character within the film. And how he is an unlikeable British actor”

truthbomb

leddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/3q8iwz/john_eales_australianborn_all_blacks_fans_are/

Why didn't you just put the reddit link, dickhead?

I already feel like fapping this year

I am fucked

Haven't fapped all year lad

Put your money on the scorchers lads. The New Year's Day narrative depends on it. It's fixed

Is that you BetBro?

Never watch wbbl before

So many qts

Wew

What do women cricketers smell like, lads?

Red have been pretty good so far, although they did lose on the last ball the other night.

Bravo doing his hamstring is a blessing in disguise. He only gets a game for marketing purposes.

Were Burke and Wills failures?

on the surface yes but in the end their expedition brought successes

forgot to quote lmao

this bowler is so qt

i like the pace of wbbl

Any of you lads going?

>cuckbourne
KEK

Its no laughing matter m8. Thunderstorm asthma lives matter

>poo south "welshman" with eternal thunderstorm autism

Cuckbourne Ltd.

The Sydney Thunder should rename themselves Asthma Thunder whenever they play a Melbourne team

yeah same, its good to watch

She was pretty as

Rate my collection.

>The Order 1886
>Nu Male's Sky
>Mad Max
>Mafia 3
>Watch Dogs
and that's just the games up top

you have quite a reddit taste in games

i loved the way she carried herself and moved. I might be in love

How much destiny did you play?
I clocked like 600 hours

Burnt out as fug, won't play again 2bh

>he bought Infinite Warfare
>Unironically
Lmao

Is it Maitlan Brown you're all talking about?