Only 5 people on this board are proficient musicians

>only 5 people on this board are proficient musicians
>tfw you're one of them

checking in

that's two so far.

Hi lads checking in
That makes three

4 here

>proficient
darn.

5th here, what's up

>Ringo
>Jeff
>Shatner
>Robert Smith

Who is #5?

(Reminder that Syd is dead)

Nah, that'd be me

8th here, what's crackalacking?

>tfw when proficient musicianship is measured by how artistically great the music you can create is, and not by the degree of purposeless technique possessed

>You were punished with small, short fingers
>You will never be able to properly play the piano or guitar

>dick slurping low t indie singer songwriters tell themselves this
Creasing

>gloating anonymously

funny that you lack the confidence to boast about being a proficient musican irl. then we'd know who you are

But we're all famous what does it matter

you couldnt even do half the shit i do, with instrument or with DAWs

well, you're here now. so tell us how you did it. money? connections? talent? sheer ambition? hot bod?

>hot bod
For me that was it as well as talent
The other guys have more interesting stories desu

lol hi Burial, Lavren, Trent, Deadmau5 and Bjork

How did I fuck up quoting so bad?

Alright fuckers, which one of you is Will Toledo?

Ok if you have to know I'm Ringo Starr and you can find my music on Spotify/iTunes. You could also get physical copies too. I've been in a band before but it didn't really work out for me.

Guitarist, bassist, drummer, pianist, and singer here. :^)

but are you famous for it?
>literally the only thing that matters

Zach here, thanks man

looks like someones jealous that they aren't one of the 5 proficient musicians

A hello why I cannot play instrument?

Holy shit it's Ringo Starr

Literally who?

>Mayans choose me based on my sign
>Fail to enter intellectual circles and political parties
>unable to implement Cyber-Democracy
>Write Manifesto and publish the book
>Suddenly everyone's interested in me
>Marry Taylor Swift
>Revolution starts, heads roll in the Vatican
>Chickens are crazy about the line
>Bring my sword and jacket
>Establish Rome
>Buy thousand statues of the pantheon
>Citizen Kane
>With wealth and fame he's still the same

ZACH!! Dude I loved Steroids :D