Hello user! You are a World War 1 German Soldier, Strobtruppen Regiment Nr. 394, on the Verdun front, 1916.
If your comment ends in:
1: Commit suicide. 2: Die from Artillery 3: Mustard gas attack. Permanently Deformed. 4: Die from Bayonet. 5: Death from Machine Gun. 6: Shot for desertion and stuck in no mans land. Roll dubs to get out. 7: Lose a leg from landmine, but survive. 8: Blown up by grenade. 9: Survive the war with no injuries.
What are you waiting for? Roll!
May 25, 2017 - 10:15
looks like someone couldn't handle it.
May 25, 2017 - 10:17
Your stupid idiot post didn't accommodate for a 0 you retard
May 25, 2017 - 10:17
fuck i forgot to add 0
if you land on 0 you die from asphyxiation.
May 25, 2017 - 10:17
Hoping for 9 so I can become Hitler
May 25, 2017 - 10:19
If only you waited one more second to post you woulda got the 9 dubs
May 25, 2017 - 10:21
sorry nigga i forgot the 0. look here.
May 25, 2017 - 10:23
No option 0, therefore I am hitler and will go on to kill some joos
May 25, 2017 - 10:25
fuck i wanted to die but not like this
May 25, 2017 - 10:29
Again if you get 0's you die from asphyxiation.
My dumbass is too stupid to add it.
May 25, 2017 - 10:29
I'm fucking retarded it said ww1
May 25, 2017 - 10:29
Mein gott, ich am in need of dubbs
May 25, 2017 - 10:30
Rolling for the fatherland
May 25, 2017 - 10:30
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!
May 25, 2017 - 10:34
fucking mustard gas?? why not phosgene???
goddammit!!!!
May 25, 2017 - 10:36
you die from asphyxiation
dumbass me forgot to add 0
May 25, 2017 - 10:37
twice with mustard gas....calling bullsgit here.
May 25, 2017 - 10:38
you die from asphyxiation
forgot to add 0
May 25, 2017 - 10:39
OP here, forgot to add an option for 0.
0: become gay and get AIDS after the war.
May 25, 2017 - 10:39
When the sunshines we'll shine together
May 25, 2017 - 10:41
someones salty.
someones needs our lord and sAVIOR JESUS CHRIST
May 25, 2017 - 10:44
says the guy who "became gay and got aids after the war".
May 25, 2017 - 10:45
yaknow what ill take that. Better than most the other options
May 25, 2017 - 10:47
of course this guy survives... prob because he hid behind the nigger apes.
May 25, 2017 - 10:49