/Chelsea vs Stoke Match Thread/

team: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Diego Costa, Hazard

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You now remember Ibrahim Afellay

Why are there only 7 players starting for Stoke? And who are those 11 players listed under Chelsea's starting 11?

>Kante and Fabregas starting

my body is ready

>Willian starting

Really excited for those backpasses.

inb4 diego hattrick

What will you be doing tonight lads

gonna get drunk and go out

match, then having a haram wank and rewatchng inland empire. Quite comfy.

Giving my doge a bath.

Going to my aunt's for a family party, can't be arsed going out to the main fireworks display in London

any1 got a stream? pls

zifootball.us/p/channel5.html

could go to my cousin's or just stay at home and play videogames

not a very hard choice

>fireworks display
not doing it right

dinner with friends then go out (ghent)

Shaqiri please do it

Where are you going in Gent m8?

cheers m8

Not doing what right?

clubbing
i hate myself for not planning ahead

fireworks are to be done for the people by the people

visitreykjavik.is/new-years-eve-0

>going to the firework display in London ever
i bet you enjoy the great British bake off and come dine with me you melt

Night in with gf making cocktails and shagging

Browsing Sup Forums and drinking.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

my local network is showing Mulholland Drive, pretty comfy

People here shoot off their own fireworks too

no idea, i'm a tourist in ghent so i'll just follow my mates that live there

Fireworks in London are fucking horrible, way too many people go and someone always gets stabbed or raped. What's even the fucking point, fireworks are not interesting if you're over the age of 8

This. I don't understand how people other than children still find fireworks interesting.

Chelsea starting the game with 2 at the back

Hello lads where are goals?

it's only fun if you set it off yourself or with your friends

Fireworks are good, user is correct though you need to get your own and enjoy them with your friends/family on certain holidays...safely, of course.

Chelsea are in for a shock today

But in London everyone lives in an overpriced shitty flat with nowhere to set off fireworks, unless you're s celeb or Russian oligarch. I'd love to have a garden to set fireworks off in

Chelsea number 1

>oooooh bright lights and loud banging noises!!!

It's fucking primitive. Humans acting like guinea pigs.

Not really, highly likely to win.

nutter

go to a park

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based Kim

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WHAT THE FUGG HONORARY LEADER

>based kim jong un likes chelsea

ABCs on suicide hotlines

Oh great and honourable leader, pls nuke everything north of Oxford street

hahahahahahahahahahah

t. Kim

>mfw kim is a chelsea fan

The Piccadilly Line is operating with seveeeere delay

lads I'm missing oscar already :(

Based.

He didn't even make the bench you bellend, he was a fucking meme

This game is fucking wank

Yeah he's been missing from the regular team for months now...

Oscar really is a quality player, but I understand the sale (the money Chelsea received for him was quite a lot too), he just really has no place in the system Conte is implementing.

>all this pepball

I absolutely love that film

Thanks Sanjay

lmao how short is shaqiri?

>Oscar is a quality player

Stopped reading after this. He's shit and has been nothing but shit for chelsea bar the Juventus game

Oscar was a lazy fuck, he had one good game a season and the rest of the time he did nothing. 60m is daylight robbery

>Can'te
>Abramobitch
>Chelshit

Epic

Chelsea have been playing like shit for a month now. Why aren't they exposed yet?

Do you guys have other streaming links?

t. Buyern Customer

Am I the only one trying to figure out how the fuck someone from North Korea posted on 4chins?
Is he working for the government?

Whats with all the foreigners in this thread

The lack of Pedro is very clear atm, most improved player under Conte by a country mile

Hey lads, rate my latest meme

>poogba

hmmmm

go out with family

FUG

Courtois, Costa, Matic, Hazard

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Imagine having to write this shit

WEW

wew

What a fucking save.

>Pidier Progba

it's a proxy

I've used it before

weird save

diego is so good with that touch off the chest and volley

proxy m8

>Sup Forums is now british and everyone else is a foreigner
Kys desu

If only Diego would stat pad against shite teams like Penguero and Ibramemeovic

kek, I bet that you post in that Mogra cancer conglomerate too

The dog with the fake lips looks ruff.

>Charlie Adam is 19 yo

>Caring about stats
I'm happy for him to quietly go about being the best striker in the world without anyone else noticing

GRANT

Say that to my face and ill cut your hands off and feed them to a pig

Needs that golden boot tho

Mates are going to some shitty gig in town. Really don't want to go but don't have a good excuse. Might just turn my phone off until tomorrow

Holy shit, Charlie Adam is Medusa-levels of ugly.

>1 chelsea player vs 9 stoke defenders
>nearly scores

>the city of stoke defending

How are there NK proxies? Why isnt Kim getting rid of them?

Needs more Pulis. They just look like another sub-standard Barca tribute act these days. Doesn't work in the bottom half of the prem