Would you fuck a horse Sup Forums

would you fuck a horse Sup Forums

Id fuck that horse

in a heartbeat

It's pussy is probably too loose from the massive horse cocks that've been inside it,

Doesn't seem to be too much of a problem in your mom's case.

Any good sites?

Horse porn thread?

no

yes

I would not, could not, fuck a horse.
For they are animals of course.
Their horsey pussy is not for you,
It is for other horses to screw.

Their twats are smelly,
Their assholes are big,
Your human dick would look like a twig
Next to that horse cooter, you scuddliwig!

I would leave that horse hiney alone,
For animal cunt is not to bone.
But if you're inclined to do so anyway,
Then you're just a beastfucker, and that's worse than a gat!

For money?

done it before, will do it again.

id fuck ur mum

Any expert horse fuckers here? I want to know all the proper techniques, precautions, and advice on fucking a horse.

yes, me.. want a tip?

protip- do not attempt sex with a random horse

they are flighty and stupid. Best case they run away, worst case you'll get a hoof to the head.

>implying you've been stupid enough to try it

cont,

lets say you overcome this, either owning your own horse or having regular access to one. You'll need to gain their trust and work up to sex.

Horse pussy doesn't do shit for me, but hey I'd let one fuck me instead.

many times, very few were successful

cont.

I suggest a grooming session and cleaning her pussy & ass thoroughly with baby wipes. Teats too if she'll let you. It will take a couple times but she'll like feeling clean and pampered.

I fuck my dog regularly, would love to try a horse, never had the opportunity though.

I'm thinking the first time you took a hoof to the head it mentally crippled you, which is why you think it's a good idea to go around and try and fuck random horses. Jesus Christ, kill yourself you fucking degenerate

Sounds just as arduous as a human female.

lol, you amuse me.

I've had plenty of horses try to kick me, none were successful.

I've also been pinned to the stall wall several times by mares wanting my attention *NOW*

anyone cont?

No, i only release a load for procreation. you lose stemcells with every load you blow and you reduce your lifespan.

TFW you're worse than a gat

Yes and no. Seems the pampering thing is a female trait. Still gotta work up a good relationship either way. I've been with plenty of women and still find horse sex more pleasurable.

Find one that's JRHNBR.

neigh

>meanwhile, on the other side

>mr hands

yes

No, but I'd watch a girl sucking off a stallion

id fuck a horse. if i ever had the chance. i mean, hell, why not? pussy is pussy

only if it was wet, I don't want to finger or really make much of an attempt. I kinda just want to slide it in and out and be done

>she'll like feeling clean and pampered.
MFW chivalry is still alive.

First of, I swear never fucked a horse.

You wouldn't belive how easy is to gain horse confidence, to touch the vulva and estimulate the damn creature.

It made me to think about sex in a whole different way. I mean, the mare felt mi touch, thrusted me and it would let it happen.

No complaining, no false acusations.

I realized the atonishing truth the human female is eschizophrenic and mean, always expecting something in exchange for sex.

This thread is really lacking pictures

This thread needs more horse

Post best mare beast vids thread

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Damn that's one tight horsey-hole!