Official Liverpool vs Manchester City match thread 1

>Liverpool
Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Can, Lallana, Mane, Firmino

Karius, Moreno, Lucas, Alexander-Arnold, Ejaria, Origi, Sturridge

>City
Bravo, Zabaleta (C), Stones, Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Sterling, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero

Caballero, Clichy, Sagna, Fernando, A Garcia, Iheanacho, Navas

in 1 bong

Other urls found in this thread:

genti.stream/
youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

City are gonna get raped, this is gonna be brutal lads

Anybody have the liverpool lineup?

>inb4 0-0 draw

Somebody stop Chelsea

charged your phone for this one?

What part of Liverpool are you lads from?

/lifelong/ from Shankly's Gap, Texas here.

Not possible with Stones at CB

He'll probably have to retire after today

rev up those memes

Chinatown

>Firmino, Mané, Lallana
Definitely

Liverpool are the most meme-tastic team in the EPL, right?

What's the point of a match thread this early? What the hell are we gonna talk about for 50 bings? What was wrong with the preamp thread you noggs?

Fan steals ticket
>I've got the ticket I'm gettin in la
>that liverpool feel
>FA Cup semi la
>I've got my full kit ready la
>we go again!
Fan sneaks into ground
>No way I'm missing this game la
>how many we will sneak past the coppers la
Fan starts to get asphyxiated from behind
>fucking SYP, I'll just reach the top of the gate la
>breathing is easy
>Thatcher is a legend she won't let this happen
Fan falls onto ground
>My fellow fans will do me a favour
Fellow scouser pisses on his head
>he's probably a chav chelski fan
>b-bitter
>I'll still live la
Feet begin to crush his bones
>b-but overfilling a stand is easy
>the fence will break and I'll be fine
>I have a strong respiratory system from running away after stealing la
lungs collapse
>the NHS will do me a favour
>b-big Maggie with the extra healthcare funding
>i-it's not over yet
Begins to fade away
>living to 24 was the aim
>h-higher lifespan than most scousers
>i-i'll bet Jesus isn't a Munich cunt

>Duselnited refballing their way to 3 points again
ugh

>stones
3-0 incoming lads, get in here

See:

1-1 draw.

The shanty town of LA reporting in.

What channel is this on amerilads?

>not believe in VOLLGAS Kult-Kloppo

why so low energy Murrica?

NBC la

just bellow Pep's city

>breathing is easy

lost it there

Litho la

Waiting to see this match so bad

Mobile link for a Liverpool fan la

genti.stream/

Bobby is in for a brace tonight lads

le cheeky drink drive man

6-0 for Liverpool

>Liverpool still haven't announce the lineup

MIT DER ENERGIE VON SAUERKRAUT UND KOHLSALAT

KULT!

ICH WIEDER HOLE: KULT!

KULT KLOPPO AM START OLE OLE OLE

MIT OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

LIFELONG LIVERPOOL KLOPPY KLOPPO AHUSHUASHDIUASHDIUSAHDIAHIHDIAHDHIUADHADHADHHHHH

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar voller Bekloppter. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp und ist das hier die Bar mit den für Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp und seine Bekloppten. Sagt der bekloppte Bekloppten-Bar-Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp der immer Thema dieser Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten-Bar ist? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo und das hier sind alles meine Bekloppten! Da ist der Bekloppten-Bar-Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult--Bekloppten-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp, der Thema dieser Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten-Bar ist: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Bekloppten-Bar-Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp und seine Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bar voller Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten

Liverpool might not have done but the BBC have:
Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Can, Lallana, Mane, Firmino.

Subs: Karius, Lucas, Moreno, Alexander-Arnold, Ejaria, Origi, Sturridge.

Rate my last dinner of 2016 lads. Going out in style. Delivered just in time for the match

What minute would you lads like in the pool for when Stones comes off injured?

Is this /bundes/ ?

What's the English translation for this?

Chelsea are really fucking pissing me off, and the shit teams rolling over every week for them is worse

After he assists firminho at minute 35

This BT Sport whispering girl is really weird

Does anyone know the Liverpool line-up?

Goes cult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp into a bar full of buffoons. Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo is the bar for the cult Kloppo And his bangs. Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten-Bar is one of the most popular musicians in the world. Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "This is all my buffoons! The Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo, Kult-Kloppo "Klopp yes was not expected. "Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Juergen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo "Jürgen Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten-Bar is: Do the fewest things . Until they drive him. "Kloppo" Kloppo, that is already brutally cool, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, I really have to say. Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Kloppo Kloppo Kloppo Kloppo Kloppo Kloppo Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Jürgen Klopp-Bekloppten

any stream with decent quality?

acestream://98f56bc9301044d4e11b1339283b02eec0850f2b

NBC Sports Net

They're showing rugby tho senpai

>tfw I actually have NBC but I'm watching on a stream anyway

based NBC

youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

Not NBC sport la. Regular old NBC

Thank Gerbro

is that Pizza Hut?

who lifelong liverpool?


p.s: me and my bitch

Not nbcsn

reminder than John Pebbles has 4 Premier League assists this season and none of those was a pass to his teammate

Apache, €10 for large pizza

*this year, not this season, sorry

Stream list:

NBCSN: acestream://98f56bc9301044d4e11b1339283b02eec0850f2b

CSN: acestream://170dd83983c25c8dbd325ee13f846cb22ef2889c

TSN: acestream://13139e30694a4902cc4bc8e0859d64c9851c80cb

Ukraine Sports: acestream://4e326dbb2145c9c0a4c90b67aaf6e143d59bf38f

Russki Match TV: acestream://a981c7b877f27ef17867150e8678afb30e9e5e6d

>absolutely no surprises or memery in pep's lineup

what is this shit?
I mean, the back 4 is still absolutely horrendous, but it's not a back 3 with two fbs

never heard of Apache, must be an irish thing, hope it's good mate

Pizza Hut is the only pizza I love (I used to run a highly rated high end pizza place and hate traditional pizza after eating 1 a day every day)

he's going to surprise Liverpool by playing standard

Tough Blade combines three Geerman made blades

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

kennt ihr diese werbung wo die JÜRRRGEN sagen?

voll lustig desu

Apache is a Native Indian tribe, you should know that

this

W-WHY WON'T EVERYONE LET ME WIN? THE BUNDESLIGA WAS ALREADY WRAPPED UP BY CHRISTMAS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE CL AND COMPETE IN THE LEAGUE?

>indian

it's a pizza place you spiv

got money on
firmino any time goal
livershit 3-1

thoughts? im feeling it.

I can't read nazi speech, m8

Kyle Martino is ONLY a pundit because of his accent

...

What the fuck is rugby?

PLEASE CITY BEAT THESE SCOUSE CUNTS

JÜRGEN!

No.

But the PL is also wrapped up by Christmas.

this is some really nice autismn

Graeme Le Saux was the only middle class English footballer during the 1990s (he's from Jersey)

Nonce

newfag

Klinnsman to Arsenal when?

...

digits and guy below me is last person to die in 2016 :)

Gayeme Le Sodomy

Americans are muh ancestry

- junk "German made" blades
- Irish people in Irish sweaters talking about Irish whiskey

Old Swan la

>countdown to kickoff

that is so american, i bet sky will start doing it here soon

Digits and your mam makes me a cup of tea

who /FlexSealLiquid/ here?

>"was this a return of utd of old under SAF"
>"I honestly think under SAF the game ends 3-1"
lel at mou bitching about refs, or suggesting SAF had the refs in his pocket

Is this why England always underachieves? Do they need to institute an affirmative action policy to get posh kids to play football?

this promos are truly asp

Liverpool can win 6-0 and it still doesn't mean anything because Chelsea have won the league

>implying you aren't counting down the seconds

I BELIEVE IT NOW

Final PL standings 2016-17

1. Chelsea
2. Man Utd
3. Arsenal
4. Man City
...
9001. Swansea City

City are going to abuse Liverpool here

No it's a gender you shitlord

ENOUGH

STOP EXPOSING PEP

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7