Lazy fucks part 2

Lazy fucks part 2

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on waifu:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

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voices get out of my head

Waifu material here

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>no it is
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Yeah I think I did tell you. I work at a Home Depot. If I recall, I think you mentioned working at a super market or some food related place. Sounds a lot nicer than my job.

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This is the best mix of Sgt Peppers ever! How did he do it?!

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oh look its a hanako

rip dont be so clumsy

Kachow

I can't tell if that's sarcasm but I really enjoy it

I was gonna send you the link right now if you didn't already download it

Should I rock Josuke's Pompadour?
Hello~

Kek

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>it is not
>bully
Oh yeah now i remember i just needed a reminder.
And yes i work at a grocery store. Kroger to be specific

but why though

I just copy and pasted one of the replies. I've literally never listened to The Beatles tbh so I downloaded it.

> Pokes pointy ear
Nope, no Hanako here~
How are you, Shinobu?

Sure, if you can pull it off.
And Hiya Yoko~ How are you?

Still here andThere aren't any here

Hello Juvia. How are you?
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It's the best beatles album t b h

Still here, never leaving
Never

I try my best not to be
nice I would enjoy it then

still tired, but playing some terraria, how are you?

What a beautiful Duwang
I'm good, watching One Punch Man. You ~?

Who is your waifu? Tell me about them. Camping too?

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Hello Hanako
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>stupid pervert
I'm good how are you?

>it is for me
>silly dummy
Never heard of Kroger. I imagined a Shoppers, Hmart, or my local Super Mercado.

Ich bin so verliebt
Ich bin in mich verliebt
Eins fuer mich eins fuer dich
Gibt es nicht fuer mich
Eins und eins das bin ich
Ich bin alleine doch nicht allein
Ich kann mit mir zusammen sein
Ich kuesse frueh mein Spiegelbild
Und schlafe abends mit mir ein
Wenn die anderen Maedchen suchten
Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten
So bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt
Wenn einer zu mir Fick dich sagt

Very original

erp squad up

I'd have to try it again
I did it once but I was a kid so I don't remember it well

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People still watch that? No I have not. Dude check out Akachic Records

What up?

let's erp?

Hello again. I'm curious too. Where is your special one from?

Sounds fun. I'm pretty good, thinking about playing DS3.

Oh cool, what episode?
I'm good, probably gonna play DS3 in a few.

> Platonically pats on butt
How are you?

> Sexy dummy
I'm pretty good, thinking about playing some dark souls.

Ah. Uh ok cool. Ah well it's pretty fun I think you'd like it

be a good boy and i'll give you my cummies

Wanna ERP? :o

hey yuno

dont do it earlover, its dangerous outside, stay in your home forever

do it

*grabs by the pussy*
I'm okay, you?

Heya Shinobu

Yes but unironically

why is that ?
but I like going outside at times

This, but ironically.

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Because you get to hike around a lot and sleep in a tent

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hit me up in the dms if you ever want to erp with a grown man uwu
The thought of mai erp gives me a headache
how were your games?

You guys are still doing this thread? Come on man, you all really need to grow up and move on.

You can not improve if you sit stagnant without growth.

Please just listen guys, it's for your own good. Why else would I waste my time to tell you all to wake up?

Doin it~

*sprays with squirt bottle*
Naughty kitty!
I'm pretty good.

my b dude

Hello all

WHY IS MY SKIN GREY WTF.
ITS LIKE I'M A ZOMBIE

no well

>The thought of mai erp gives me a headache
same

>neko yuno
:o

but its gross out there, its hot and theres bugs everywhere

good

heya tali, finally got around to doin the final mission on ME2
>and got dat purple pussy

hey akame

what about snakes and mosquitoes and spiders ?
I already had a tarantula in my chest I don't need that feeling again

Are zombies green?
What happened? u.u
Have you ever had a gf?

Whoop whoop.
Best romance in da game

Nope, not even a crush.

Nyan~ Kitty likes water~

Nyan nyan motherfucker

Nobody will listen to you. Promise.. Go in winterish time or have bug spray. No spiders that are big in my area. How did that happen?

Not gonna lie. Made me chuckle.
Hi alien goddess.

You're so cold :(

hi donut
I don't really remember

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should have invited me u.u

Heyo moppy top cutie

but it can be nice at times windy is nice
nice hair
winter and sleeping outside ? you must be crazy I don't even want to remember that

I don't like green uwu

Figuratively and literally :(
Whenever I touch anyone they tell me my hands are freezing.

Rory is secretly DIO

what

Villanos

It's coming to the US soon dubbed and basically everything in english

>bully
>don't call me that!
It might be called something different where you live.
>dubs
>it's better than the other name you use for me...stupid
That sounds fun
Hello tali

I do not like the color green very much
When do you touch people? owo

Idk just some old episodes I DVR'd off Toonami
Isn't DS3 that game that's unusually easy but people meme that it's hard?
You know what else is hard~?

> Hugs
Hiya Tali. How are you?


> Neko Yuno too cute
*squirt squirt*~

i know but why did you say that

I saw you were already playing without me before
the longer the better

I live in a desert it's not too cold in autumish time. Please for me

hey what happened with galil's server, me and hanako both got kicked

>pets

i guess, i like cool rainy days

That image was like 70% green
I would have joined you -_-

I'm just leveling up Ben's account and getting bullied

Im good
>2 months till electrician job
; -; he deleted because it was ded

no it wasn't, white is a color too

you're about to trigger me omg

> cool rainy days
They a best
I honestly wish it dark, cold, and rainy 80% of the year

I don't know, just family members, like my mom on the hand once in a while, sometimes I touch people on the shoulders purposely to give them a chill, like Jack Frost.

I couldn't agree more
well you might be used to it and it would be too cold for me
and not now I don't need a crawly feeling now
same but to actually be outside doing something windy is the best

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> Oh i know, that's why i called you that instead, after all you hate the other one so much~
Yup. How was your day?

Ahh.
Probably, it's far easier than the first two anyway.
Oh, what could it be~?
> ; -; he deleted because it was ded
Damn, i liked that server...
Oh cool, i thought you said something happened with that though.

Not ok :(
you're weirdo :(

why are you leveling it?
what's that face for?

Nyan~

Purrr~

>even Pokémon has Jojo references

You have no idea.

wow what a surprise
so we can play together one day