Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Voices get out of my head

Cancer

...

Still here

Did you ever find a thing to show their personality

youtu.be/7QL9SQyQ7SM
I guess this would work.

Avatarfags get out of my thread

My waifu :3
Clicked this today when she was getting ready for work

Alice get in my shed

Hmmmmm...... I feel they would be awkward to talk to but probably rewarding if you did

Claim

Back and still bored~

Sorry for the late reply comrade.

"my last post for the week"
hi nothing -_-
do you say "an apple" or "a apple"?

Hello

Aimed

All of 4chinz is pure cancer

Tohka claimed

I came back for you uwu
Hi something -_-
Neither -_-

What are you aiming at?

Hey comrade German

Hi comrade

Claimed

ok owo
hi nothing :o
that was not a option owo
ur mum is cancer

You obviously

What's up Kamerad Lowgerman

Hi there
What's up?

You do know I only live there and was not born there?

The roof, how are you comrade?

My waifu is shy and freezes up when you stare at her.

Wow you have been keeping up user~

When you look away she kills you though.

Kek, i'm good, just a bit bored in class as we're doing fuckall
How about you?

Hi something o:
I don't eat apples uwu

Don't shoot

No she just wants to hug you.

hi nothing
but if you did what would you say? :thinking:

I'm bored at home because it's too warm to do anything and everyone is too busy to play.

I want snugs

Hate when it's too hot, can't really do too much about it
tfw +10 degrees is too much for me

Hi something
I wouldn't say anything, i would just eat it -_-

That sucks, I'm more used to warm temperatures but +31c is just a bit too much to do anything outside.

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hi nothing
what a autistic little retarded kid -_-

Those are the best kind of hugs.

I'd die at +31 c, I like when it's chilly, between -10 and +5 is good for me

My waifu

That they are. Very jealous of the guy in that pic

Hi something
Did you just look in a mirror -_-

Claim

All the drinks left in my house have caffeine in them this is not good

I'm perfectly fine with anything between -15 and +26. The rest just bothers me a bit too much

hi nothing
no :o

cut me Yuno

Hi yuno I'm drinking

ooowwww what you drinking?
>cuts you
feel better now?

no :( me Yuno

Assimilation gets everyone

Then do what I say :o

When it's above +20 I just can't do anything, and I just lie there, unable to move, much like the average murican who's fallen over at the local Walmart

Love the cold though, snow gets me excited whenever it appears

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>pat pat
how about now?

Jack Daniels whiskey

still no me Yuno

I love snow as well comrade, sadly I only get to see it when I go on holidays to Moscow. So what do you do when it's too warm outside?

No.... just no.

Hi something
Why not :o

What do you say :o

Fap, watch anime and play games while I have 3 or mire fans pointed at me
¯\_( ツ)_/¯

Nice :DI would join you but it is still early for me so I will wait awhile
aw is there any thing I can do to help?
Hello comrade how are we this fine day
guten Morgen

3 or more*
This fuckin phone man

hi nothing
i really don't know :(
have you finished school now? :o

That's a cute pic. I feel uh horny. Oh well.

no me Yuno

Sounds fun, I either bother random people on my friends list or play something.

Fine as always~

bewwwwwwwbs

I like those

Yes, embrace it

I say we're gonna listen to "What does the Ben say"

Ah, making progress I see. Ausgezeichnet.
But it's even past noon for you, isn't it

Hi something
:(
I skipped :o

How do we do that

hi nothing
:(
:O
do you miss anthony?

What do you like to play?

They're great

We will go to his natural habitat called voicechat and then you will bait him with talking

Yeah. They look warm and inviting.

Nononononono

Ehh, I'm fine with almost anything but lately I've mostly been playing war thunder, strategy games and since a new pass came out csgo (after a one year hiatus)

Yes 'comrade', switch from quantity to quality already

just want to squeeze them between your youknowhat and pound away

Hi something
):
O:
Do you?

That sounds hard

My wifi

Nah right now I just want to snuggle into them. Nothing too sexy.

Do you have enough privacy to fap? also I bet this pic doesn't help
Aw well I guess is will just give you hugs then
>hugs
Not board? :o
12 mins past to be exact so I was correct when typing it but no by the time it sent
also I think I have found my new fav word "schadenfreude"
Hello again pretty eyes

hi nothing
;-;
uwu
no, do u

nice Yuno

maybe next time

thank you me Yuno

hi

Nope and I changed my mind. I don't want toMaybe if I was sober. I just want to cuddle.

No, the dutch are just too weird and their way of thinking is just messed up.

I'm always bored lewd comrade pinkie~

Never tried it, haven't really played any strategy games tbh, I mostly play things like elder scrolls, halo and ark, gonna try overwatch later today though, as it's a apparently a free ti play weekend for it now

Sadly my laptop can't handle elder scrolls online and the new halo.
And overwatch is F2P this weekend???? I'll download it right away because I've wanted to buy it for quite some time now on laptop buy I wasn't sure if it would run.

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Shhhh don't look it is meant for tomo, she is a little randy today
It is no problem :)
Do you still want to do wiled things?
Oops you or that ^///^
Ho ok
>>grabs head and snugs it in to bosom
How about snugs?

Can I get one too? I'm super "randy".

Everything is

Hmm close enough, altho I would consider that prenoon and not morning
heh yeah that is pretty popular among non-germans

Then become a proper German, easy

Rip your laptop, eso is pretty damn good if you play with loads of friends
Halo wouldn't run on your laptop anyways as it's only on Xbox for now
#peasantmasterrace
An user in a previous thread told me it would be f2p for the weekend through Monday, it's still a few hours until it starts though

That would make me so happy

Unless you're on about halo wars 2, in which case it is on pc, if you like rts games it might be good for you, I still haven't tried it after the beta though

Yall jerries are almost as bad as the dutchies.

? what's up comrade?

Yeah, I just read about the F2P weekend, it will be in 8 or so hours.
And if I remember correctly halo is part of the whole play anywhere program which makes it playable on pc.... it's just that my laptop can't handle it. Sadly I mostly play games alone since my friends only play fifa and cod.

My laptop can't run it, but I did get halo wars 1 a few days ago and it's okay.

Ok if you ask nicely and tell me if you want full nude or panty shot
Prenoon is a time? never heard that before
Yes it is great fun to say and there is no non sexualised equivalent in English or Welsh
"everyone needs a bosom for a pillow" there the best thing for snuggling in the world
>lies down with you and puts your head in between breasts making short you can breathe
At the moment nothing much I only just got back home from pretending to go to collage

Halo 6 and onwards will be, halo 5 on pc is only for forge and customs, no multiplayer
>fifa
>cod
Fuckin normies man

Welcome to the bored club then~

Ehh, I like playin cod waw custom zombies every now and then. But only playing cod is a bit overkill for me.