Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there in her bikini

Wat do?

Ask her if she could get some clothes on and if she can give me the number from Daniel Radcliffe cause I want to succ on his scarr

Ask if she could spot me a 20 and take her to McDonald's.

Do a 360 and walk out the door

tell her 4th wave feminism is silly
but commend her actions in non western world, where first waves of feminism are needed much more

Ask her if she got her pants on sale, because they are 100% off at my place.

180 you fuckwit. Didn't you learn anything at school you complete clown. 360 means that you would turn right around and face in the same direction. Don't you know anything about the laws of rotation. I worry about the generation of youths nowadays. Absolute twats so they are. If you read this your mother will die in here sleep tonight. Emma Watson would never let you anywhere near here if you cant even fathom the basic laws of rotation. SMH kids nowadays got me so goddamn triggered

say hello and ask if she wants to go get lunch.

Tell her to go eat some food. Being so skinny that you have no curves is a turn off.

Talk to her bout squats and deadlifts

How they'd change her ass for the better

People will reply to this.

Damn...her body is just a fucking disappointment.

Underrated post

>360 means that you would turn right around and face in the same direction.

Moonwalk?

>Emma Watson would never let you anywhere near here
>here

kek

Yeah. Or say ay bby turn sideways so I can appreciate how rake like you are

i certainly hope so

ive got inheritance money coming to me

Ask her if she would like to meet THE BEAST.
Then pull of my pants and show my micropenis

the curves go inward as god intended and not outward like a meat toaster retard

She's not hot. She's not ugly.
She's so fucking plain...

This

Quads don't lie

Not a super model
not an ugly fat cunt

just a normal girl

I like that about her

No you dont, you hate that about here. You wish professor mcgonacle
.

And she doesn't even do that. It's like looking at a skinny plank.

>You wish professor mcgonacle
wut

...

Yeah, triggered enough to not realize that you don't have to face the door to walk out of it. I guess walking backward is something your kind has yet to learn.

fuck off hagrid

Hehe, logic was a bit too much for ya huh? Better luck next time kid.

nah, I dont have a clue what youre on about to be fair

This trap has a tiny bepis.

I call the police, report her for invasion.

She is unattractive

>Well thats disappointingly mediocre
I know normies hotter then that and Im indifferent to fame as an attractive or unattractive trait

Tell the dumb cunt to leave.

virgin detected

Yeah. Its you

Tell her how overhyped she is, and how mediocre she looks.

Tell that feminazi cunt to gtfo. She's not ugly by far, but its a stretch to call her 'hot'. Cute is more apt. Finding someone physically more attractive is not overly difficult, and finding someone more mentally attractive is easier than falling out of bed.

10/10

She's just a basic bitch.

...

>feminazi

she's barely a feminist.

Nothing

you are a joke

you are retarded. Her body is really medicore.

>medicore.
That's why you can't has quads

Call the police and sell the story to whatever newspaper paid the most. Spin it to make her sound really rapey. Use the cash doller monies I make from selling said story to give all the males I employ a pay rise keeping the female down. Its what she would want

ask her how she got loose

Is nobody going to talk about how big her feet are? The rest of her is hot but those look like shaved hobbit feet. Good thing I don't have a foot fetish.

I commend this post

>pull cock out
>she starts laughing at how pathetic it is
>masturbate while she mocks me
>cum buckets
>hope Queen Emma will order me to lick it up
>she does
>she records me doing it
>uploads it to Sup Forums for extra humiliation

Jesus, that's *not* mediocre to you? Her face is her only redeeming feature.

no cause all we care about is tits and pussy you twink

This American of African descent gets it.

Bullshit. You're a trap fan so you came here to hate on all the heteros.

Shove her mouth full of my crusty cum-tissues. Lube up her holes with some vegetable oil before mercilessly fucking her ass while slapping her tits and pussy.

Just as I'm about to cum switch to her pussy and cum inside her. Keep her tied up and call my friends round for more of the same

What if your mom comes into the basement?

>Reply
Gotta agree with this. I recall dating a few girls that had almost this same exact body type. However, I'm sad to say, did not have this face.

take a selfie and upload it to share

Ask her if she has any hot friends that don't look like 12 year old boys.

"So, you want to do some awesome fidget-spinner tricks?"

tell her to gtfo and bring me some snacks

she can record the fuck fest.

Tie her up, put her bitchy ass over my knees and spank her tiny ass white she repeats, "feminism is a lie" each time....

Then probably impregnate.