Trying to get gf to do anal for months

>trying to get gf to do anal for months
>always refuses to even try
>I try the "oops wrong hole" approach
>kicks me in the ribs and cries for 10+ minutes

wat do?

new gf

Cheat

first you should lick her ass hole and push 1 finger there and massage her a little..ask her if she likes it, then next time do it again:)

dick maybe later

>wat do?
Prepare your butthole, you're going to prison for rape

>ask for anal
>person adamantly states that they dont want anything in their ass
>better just sneak it anyways

literally rape, hope she isnt retarded and leaves you/ fucks up your reputation

just had anal for the first time. Felt... like normal sex. Except she screamed and squirmed a lot from the pain. She ended up bleeding. She's into pain though. so.... Kind of overrated to be honest.

oops wrong hole? dude, that hurts sooo bad. sshe will hate you if you do that. Have you tried licking her asshole and fingering it a little bit at least? shit warm her up to it.

Yeah try to finger her ass a few times and make sure she knows ur into that maby she gets comfortable with it i guess its hard for a girl and maby she needs to prepare for it a littlebit

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there is no oops wrong hole approach you fucking dumbass. You gotta coach her into it so thats its something you do together. She has to be relaxed and into it. Lick her bootyhole, put a finger up there a little bit. Would you want to continue if someone just rammed a dick up your ass?

+1
also sage

You're gonna need a few rolls of duct tape.

>if someone just rammed a dick up your ass?
Sounds like a good time to me

That's a terrible approach.

You gotta ease her into it.

First see how she responds to licking/rubbing of her anus. If she's receptive you can move onto a GENTLE insertion of a finger. If she's down for that keep going until you can work her into taking a small toy up her ass. After that it shouldn't be too long before she'll accept the D in her chili ring.

Some girls need time to warm up to the idea of anal.

Get her really drunk that's what I did with my chick now she loves anal

Tie her to the bed blindfold her, tease her to get her super horny, play with her till she cums a few times use toys of you have some. After a couple of orgasms three fingers in vag Fuck her hard and deep and rub clit same time. Wait till she is about to cum again and stick one finger up her ass. She won't tell you to stop and lose her orgasm. Will feel even better than her last ones. Be more open minded to trying it in the future

You are an idiot, and I hope you're trolling for your own sake. You're lucky if she doesn't break up with you now seriously. I've never done anal personally it never appealed to me other than when I was a teenager but I'm well into my twenties and lost interest in it. Common sense tells me the first you would have to talk it out with her and get her to agree to some degree. I know that only way you'll get it is by being patient and starting with your finger only and just lightly touching around the area until she gets used to it and likes it. Then you just work your way up.

Firstly you fucked up by just trying to opps her. Stop being an autist and really think about things for a second. The anus has the most nerve endings in the body. The anus is not ment as a sexual opening no matter how much porn you watch. If you want her to try this, be open and honest about it, touch her mind... get her mentally involved. Stop trying to just think about yourself and dont be a selfish lover. Work her up to it. Start introducing fingers back there, rubbing her ass... getting her ok with that, baby steps. She's supposed to be someone you care about. She's not a pornstar or a one night stand pump and dump. Jesus user. Get a grip bro. Make some love once in a while homeboy.

Tl;Dr take it easy, think about her more, use fingers then maybe a small buttplug. Then try the dick. Let her be in control of the pace.

You could really hurt her. So be safe user. Show her you care and give her some respect.

imagine being really constipated and you're trying to take a shit. that sharp pain that feels like your sphincter is gonna snap like a cut rubber band is what she's feeling. you need lots of lube and she needs be be relaxed enough to let you in, the same way you've got to get your butthole relaxed enough to push that fucking brick outta your ass.

Return gf to store and get updated model that likes buttseks.

Thanks, will do.

she probably has shit up her ass and is worried that if you pull out of her ass, shit will follow

>bit her ear
>pull her hair
>press your cock against her asshole
>call her a whore
>watch her slowly wiggle your cock into her ass

Because jackass it hurts her. I tell you what you should do. Go in the bathroom and find something about the size of your dick, like the mini shampoo bottle. Then make sure its nice and dry. Then ram it in your ass. No hesitation, just full retard slam it in there. Feels good huh?
Sounds like your gf needs a new boyfriend.

My gf loves anal. But it's really not that amazing. Plus if she's not prepared, you'll end up with poop dick.

Admit that you're gay and find a boyfriend.

you call me

Make G spit is up rectum, so what's that about the anus not being a sexual hole or something?

OP just went full retard, please OP never go full retard...

>probably has shit up her ass
>shit up her ass

Made me laugh thx.

Love giving my wife anal. She usually lets me when she's drunk. If vaginal sex is taking to long she always asks if I want the butt. Once it's in I cum after a few strokes cause she clinches before I cum. No better feeling cumming in a girls asshole. She always regrets it the day after cause she is in pain.

Check'd & kek'd

>and cries for 10+ minutes
really hope she leaves you or you leave her be. you feel no remorse.

>fucked ex gf in the ass because she was a virgin when we met and she was too tight to penetrate
>asked if she wanted to do anal
>she said sure
>spit on cock and slip in ass
>no real reaction from her
>end up pounding her ass for about 10 minutes or so while she stuffed her face in the pillow
>no condom and I didn't want it to leak out so I shoved my dick as deep as it would go before cumming
>tell her to clench really hard as I pulled out of her
>she never let me fuck her ass again, too painful

Source

Get a gf that likes anal

Meh its overrated

even super lubed up it feels uncomfortably warm and kinda gross

only upside is you can finish with no birth control

no point banging an ass unless ur gay m8

>Oops wrong hole
You forgot to lube your dick and didnt lube her ass cause suspicious

Whenever you do something sexual that you know she enjoys stick your finger up her butt when you do this so she subconciously associates the finger up her butt with the other shit she likes

Invest time in it, work to two fingers, then three, then suggest anal again

Also do some hotdogging as foreplay

You cant go from anal Virgin to anal pornstar with the 'oops wrong hole' approach and hope she likes it

get a trap gf...obviously

This.
They are superior in all respects.

This kiddos

Subs are better than vanilla girls who will let you fuck their ass. I am currently pushing mine to see how long she will keep fucking her ass twice a day. 3 weeks in she cries every time but when I tell her to bend over she doesn't hesitate.

Or someone with a feminine penis

Nothing will work for sure but there are things you can try. My currnent piece of fuckmeat has always been adamantly opposed to anal but get super turned on and cums harder when I stick a thumb in her ass hole. I mean she never complains about the finger. I've never tried to actually push the issue and dont care if I fuck her shit hole really, like an user above said you kind of outgrow the desire. Its messy, poop stinks, you have to prepare for it if you want a smooth flawless experience etc.

With an ex.. that was young and dumb I guilted her into it. She was 18, I was 27. It was fun.
>be
>start fucking h.s. senior when im 27
>fuckyeah.jpg
>fuck on 2nd hang out. kinda so so sex. I know shes a slut and has fucked quite a few guys because of daddy issues.
>mold her and turn her into the perfect fuck slut (youre welcome to who ever is fucking her now)
>two months in shes gagging on my cock and fucking me reverse cowgirl. stick a finger in her ass.. she kinda likes it.
>progress it into a small butt plug

cont?

1 in a million

Try pegging

>or maybe she doesnt want it consent is cool

God fucking dammit OP you are a fucking spastic.

come back later pls we need u

i finger my gfs ass all the time.. still doesnt mean she gonna let me put my dick in there...

feminine benis thread?

>shit warm her up for it
>shit warm her
Make her shit first user, asshole will be stretched enough for your weewee

Activate it

Wouldn't that be funny if someone stormed into the room and shot both of them?

Get that bitch on the pill. There is no reason for anal unless your girl is baby crazy or wizard sleeve.

>years ago i was going to break up with my then girlfriend.
>went for drive and stopped at a quiet park at night for talk
>she didnt want us to break up, pleaded with me to stay with her, i would let me fucking her in the arse if i stayed with her.
>fuck her in the arse in the backseat of my car in the park carpark
>called the park, "arse park" from that day on.

why do you faggots always have to ruin everything?

just got here...sure..continue!

Don't stick it in her ass when you know she hasn't consented. Pretty rapey.

>then you found out later on she cheated on you with an STD nigger with twice your dick size

Who told you surprise anal was a good idea, idiot? Have you ever done anal? If you get surprised with anal the first thing you're going to do is flex your anus, which is extremely painful if you're not used to it. She has to know it's coming so she can relax. What a moron.

>car in the park carpark

its not rape you deepshit,
did i continue ? no? kys

straights ruin way more shit.

Break up with her or cheat on her and tell her exactly why.

If she doesn't want it in the pooper, then stop nagging her about it. You'll only alienate her further from the idea.

Kelsi monroe

>try anal once with my wife years ago
>no go (she's pretty conservative sex-wise)
>have an affair
>wife finds out
>part of reconciliation is to talk about what we did
>"lots of blow jobs and anal sex"
>reconciled and having sex
>getting lots of blow jobs
>one night while I'm fucking her she says "I want you to put it in my ass"
>WTF? Really
>lube her up, one finger, two fingers, three fingers
>she's moaning
>slide my cock in
>start fucking her
>she's grunting with every thrust
>when I cum I push in as far as I can. can feel her pushing back
>now 90% of our sex is anal

You have to eat it first, user.

Lol, what a pushover she must be.

proof that Affairs always improve your relationship

nice

its me again from tinychat haha raped UR GAY NOWE

Let her peg u first

Ex gf one day decided she was up for anal
Then we spent two months of almost strictly anal because it was giving her an orgasm that would leave her whole body shaking

OP faggot confirmed

Your gf is broken and will never do anal, get a new gf

Fuck you people are stupid.
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Its over rated.. unless she preps for it.. your gonna have a shit time.. literally.

lol, trap gf. just say mental aids bag.

dump her

The moment you're in her ass you'll likely wish you were back in her pussy. But if you've never been there you've gotta do it at least once.

You're doing it wrong then user

Read this, get her used to having things up her arse. If there's ever pain stop. Don't rush

Shower hose up your ass, yeah blow your colon out you fucking mong.

warm her ass up with your fingers first

>look kids its a troll

I pretty much agree with this. Its tighter at the entrance but inside feels the same.

Its not worth it imo because cleanup can be disastrous and I'm not down.

If you want to fuck an asshole then fuck guys you fucking FAGGOTS

lol @ u