Is it weird that I want to coat a girl in mayonnaise and fuck her ass, using the mayo as lube...

Is it weird that I want to coat a girl in mayonnaise and fuck her ass, using the mayo as lube, and finish by making her suck my cock when it is covered in mayo?

yeah

Yup

why do poles even post on this fucking website goddamn

You can fuck your mom she is 99% mayo

Imagine that :
Everytime you do it, she gains a lot of weight, then the next time, you'll need more mayo to cover her... It's gonna cost you more and more...

I can feel the vomit in my throat as I read this.

As long as you don't lick the mayo off of her. Mayonnaise all on its own is pretty gross.

this is a typical white boy fantasy
(for nigra its bbq sauce)

Yes

the correct method would be to use Barbecue Sauce

That isn't mayonnaise, it is marshmellow fluff.

Nope totally normal

Sounds kinda hot actually.

I hate mayo tho so ick.

THIS

and does anyone actually know what this fetish is called?

pretty sure its called WAM (whet and messy)

>Assume spherical cow
>volume = 4/3*Pi*r^3
>Additional radial increase = Rn = (3/4*Vn/Pi)^(1/3)
>New Area = 4*Pi*(r+Rn)^2

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Thanks

This has apparently been a thing for a long time, eh?

>Assume a jar of may with 532 ml = 5.32*10^5 mm^3 of mayo for $7
>Assume layer thickness of 10 mm (I know OP likes it thicc)
> 1 jar can cover 5.32*10^4 mm^2
>Assume initial cow radius of 1 m = 10^3 mm
> 1 jar can cover this 1 m cow 4*Pi*10^6/(5.32*10^4) = 236 times

Its not mayo

you shut the fuck up, OP said mayo, he's just too muc of a fagot to get the right pic

Nop. Totally normal

>Assume OP penor length is Sup Forums average 3 in = 76 mm and girth of 2 in = 50.8 mm
>Cock Area = 50.8 mm * 76 mm = 3861 mm^2
> Cow will consume 3861 mm^2* 10 mm = 38608 mm^3 mayo per cock gobble
>dV/ds = 38608 mm^3/sex
> Rn = (3/4*38608 mm^3/Pi)^(1/3) = 2.1 cm
>Cow radius increases by 2.1 cm each time
>Cost per area = 7$/5.32*10^4 m^2
> Area increase per sex = 4*Pi*((r+Rn)^2 - r^2) = 4*Pi*(1021^2 - 1000^2) = 533329 mm^2
>Cost increase per sex = d$/ds = 7$/5.32*10^4 m^2 * 5.33* 10^5 = $7*10 = $70
Every time OP wants to do this it will cost $70 more dollars than previously.

It's called degenerate.

checked

Lmfao

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wat

This is some fucked up repugnant shit