Croatia vs Serbia thread

Croatia vs Serbia thread
>how Serbia lost 4 wars in 10 years that they started is beyond me

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it took them 90 days to conquer a City defended by WW2 guns and rifles

These Animals only want Yugoslavia again cause we made 50% of all earnings
Without Croatians serbians are poor as rats

stop govnoposting pls it was going so well

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What was going so well?

Retarded thread is retarded.

Serbians are Turk-Slav hybrids

It became when you joined

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there were no threads about our shitty countries

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Our countries aren't shitty
Croatia is nigger muslim and serb-free

Lel, he mad.

woohoo great
where are the jobs tho?

We will Nuke the shit out of both you

You know what, an average personin Croatia doesn't give half a shit about Serbia, and vice versa. It's because you retarded niggers like OP we have such bad relations. We are both in this together, and we will fight against the shitskin hordes together, wether you like it or not.

You rape our women cause your aren't pretty enough

You would be doing us a favor, you fat burger fuck

I'd like to co-operate with serbs but I was feeling like having a serbia vs Croatia thread

Thanks, pham.

Pic related - our Prime Minister.

How much people woted for him in the last elections?

>Indeks
We should purge all commies and make Croatia great again!

According to him? 101%.

Close to 50%.

kek

Ne volim to četinka
Dobri što šešeljeva stranka nije dobila puno mjesta

>underageb&

Are people really so retarded than they have no job
there is always something you can do to earn Money
I am never jobless

Okay, here we go.
Croatia
Pros
>beautiful coastline
>soil rich with nutrients for plant life
>?
Cons
>EU cuck gov't
>too stuck up
>it's still '45. Move on, god damn it, fuck you SDP and HDZ
>no sane man in our politics

Serbia
Pros
>Jelen pivo
>not stuck up
Cons
>EU cuck gov't
>Russia asskissers
>Šešelj

>tfw your main job market is serving me beer during summer vacation

i dont even want to know how that must feel

Croatians invented the torpedo the ball pen and the neck tie

So EU/NATO cucks vs. Russian cucks?

Quite the quandary.

>Cons: Seselj

He has the hottest bantz on Balkans, fuck off.

I've been to germany a lot of times
and you've been also serving me beer

>Nikola Tesla
>Who dats ?

EU/NATO wins any day

They werent supported by the jew.

If there was no Croatia Nikola tesla wouldn't have achived anything

You brought shame on Homeland

I love his bantz, but he's too much of a wild-card, and should he gain more popularity, regional stability could become a thing of the past. He should be put on a leash

We've got a lot of jews
I guess our jews pulled some strings from Israel
just kidding

>muh nazi puppet state
>muh islands
>muh ante pavelic
>muh lijepa nasa

Croats couldn't gain independence for literally a 1000 years - you are literally the biggest shit stain on this peninsula.

Bosnia is better than both your shitty countries.

How? look at all the wonderful flags I posted

>Croatia biggest shitstain on Balkans
how mayn wars did serbia gain cause?

Yet you lived in tribes until the 20th century.

How many years did it take you to actually get a country?

>regional stability could become a thing of the past

Does it ever occur to you that you sound EXACTLY like the "Trump will start opening death camps" SJW faggots?

only true statement in this thread

That doesn't matter now

>tribes

bosnia is almost as cucked as sweden (yes)

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Really? You think he doesn't dream of Velika Srbija right now? That he doesn't recruit young gullible fucktards so he could have his glorious Četnik army?

Nobody cares about your third world tribal countries
You're like the Afghanistan of Europe

He's a power-hungry conman, and he proved that by starting to work with Vucic after the elections

is that why your countrys economy is based on serving me and my kin food/beer?

even if he created his cetnik army, serbia is so poor that it wouldn't matter.

youtube.com/watch?v=iu03YS8ayCI

s*rbs BTFO

you're so poor you can't even afford an ananas, kanker jood

Again the thread is filling with retards fighting over their country's history while living on minimum wage thats literally less than a weeks worth of work in west europe

Said by a bosniak...

Croats win the Bosnian league again.

>You think he doesn't dream of Velika Srbija right now?

He's surrounded by NATO countries, dumbass, what the fuck could he possibly do?

Lol two plebs arguing about who is more of a Turk rape baby while the glorious mountain Slavs got to mix themselves with Germanic nations :3

I earn 10 000 kuna/month

Ja sam srbin, ali takva nam je realnost.

t. Muja i Hasa u dijaspori

We were also in Austro-Hungary
we also got some german dick

>kuna
10k kuna is 1250€ and you're proud of that?

How can I delete this thread?

>being proud of mixing with degenerate Germanics

You two are fucked up.

Also

>turk rape babby

Dunno how it was done in your areas, but those tended to be killed in these parts, unless the child was taken away.

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Is that why so many Serbs today are brown?

ITT:
mouth-foaming serbs

Brown and subhuman

lel

Pic related - your mother?

Fine but Turks messed up your genes a bit. A lot of croats are far too brown for my taste. I have seen blonde pale croats though

Yeah, nice source you got there.

Real historical citation.

You're literally posting what sh*ptarroaches post all the time without anything to actual back up the claim.

You seem to be upset.

Has Serbia ever won a war since 1900?

Hey, I seem to have forgoten but do you remember which tittles and trophies did Zrinjski win during the 1945-1992 period ?

m8 I'm not a serb, try converting that to KM

I wonder why we keep losing though.

It's not as if foreign powers that have no business in meddling in local affairs keep intruding, right?

I am brownhairded, blue-eyed and my nipples are pink

funny cause serbians always shit about Croatia having no real allies except germany

cuck

Serbia is such a joke of a country that won't stop shrinking. Can't wait until Vojvodina becomes independent and Sandžak joins Bosnia. Soon there won't be any of Serbia left. Top kek.

kek yeah you guys would totally rape my country if we were not backed by Murica. I admit that. I am not sure why some delusional faggots don˙t

Spoiler it wont happen :)

they already fucking lost kosovo

t. Tonibler

You're an idiot. I have literally nothing against you or Slovenia. I honestly don't care about invading your country or taking its territory.

Do you even remember what happened back then? How old were at the time? Or are you just another kid who keeps shitposting for no reason?

You faggots seem to have built up this image of Serbs as these genocidal monsters when we have never really done anything of the sort.

I'm sure you also said that about Yugoslavia, Montenegro and Kosovo :)

I know. It's pathetic, really.

Good meme, Milan.

[SHRINKING INTENSIFIES]

Sandzak becoming independent is not too far fetched but bosnia wouldn't want those turk cucks back

Oh but i have a lot against your kind. You keep coming here and breeding like rats along with the rest of your subhuman friends. You run criminal organisations and you threaten people.

You are hardly any better than the gypsies that we have here. So nationalistic, god is a serb lalala but you won˙t fuck off back to where you came from.

Allah ekber i vama braco

>have argument
>kill each other
>go and live in austria
>spend all your time talking about how great your old country is

T. Anyone from the Balkans

>Bosnia
>Not wanting Turks

Literally had the "we are allah˙s army" song in the 90˙s