Post your problems Sup Forums and let big bro give you advice

Post your problems Sup Forums and let big bro give you advice

Big bro is a faggot...how do i get him to kill himself?

It's pronounced Sup Forumsro.

my dick hurts

In time user, in time

Stop masturbating

No

atleast stop for a week or 2
Or it will get worse

I'm 22 and still in college, my course is IT and it is supposed to be a 3 year degree but I'm already on my 5th year and have yet to graduate next year. Would this affect me when I apply for my first job? I'll be 23 by the time I go job hunting, is that still young big bro?

A little yes user, you need to graduate quikly so you can go out and gather experiance to get a job. IT companies seek experiance more than anything

Nah, just tell them you had to work a lot to make it. I hope that's true, as you'll need references and they'll probably be called to show that you did work often. If it was all payed for and you're just dicking around, then they'll probably pick up on that.

Who is that girl in op post? You have more?

I also would like to know this

Some paki

I'm a faggot who keeps sending /soc/ girls (or at least anons pretending to be /soc/ girls) money because I'm so terribly alone and nobody would give me the time of day if I didn't spot them a $5 for having to talk to me.

I'm pack deez nuts in her mouth

More pics tho?

For the love of god post em if ya got em

18, in highschool and still will be at about 20 because I failed classes. No hope or plan for the future, so gonna go to the army. Family is disappointed in my failure, while my siblings are living gr8 lives. And I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. Feels bad, man.

Normally I'd say leave Sup Forums and go get a hobby or maybe a job where you get to interact with people(I expect you are a neet) but in your case go spend time wity your family

No, its for the sake of her dignity

Im asking op you dummy, who has more of her pics?!?
She is a women she has none to begin pls post more of her!

You need to focus on your studies user but remember you can judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. You may not be cut out for school so in that case join the airforce

Lick my ass homo

My biggest hobby is out of season. I have others that keep me occupied sometimes, but most aren't socially relevant.

I'm a delivery driver, I interact with people on the daily. Just always in a passing, fleeting sense; nothing personal.

Simple enough I guess... Already signed up for summer school. I just hope I don't tard out as usual... Best of luck to everyone.

She's my sister

No u
I can provide her a good life, how much?

Get married

Ok. I have a few problems. Would love some input. Calling me a fag is ok too.

I just finished my first year of college. My parents have run out of funds to pay, and to qualify for a student loan from a bank I need a cosigner. No one in my family is willing to cosign for me, and those who are have awful credit and did not qualify to be a cosigner. Federal student aid is not giving me enough to pay for college with no outside help.

While I am at home for the summer, I realized how separated I am/have always been from my family. I have no room here, and no one is willing to make space for me to have a bed or anything. I'm sleeping on the floor with all of my belongings for a few months. My dad got married to his 5th wife, and "joined" their family I guess, leaving my brother and I behind.

My grandma is dying, and has extreme dementia. My mom (who has been completely out of my life since I was a kid) contacted me and said I should see her. She didn't know who I was at all, and it was extremely weird for me since I've known her for awhile.

I'm studying Cyber Security Engineering if anyone cares. It's really my goal/passion and what I look forward to seeing myself doing. Right now I've been working a shit minimum wage job and taking those funds and investing them, hopefully to make ends meet for myself in the future if I can't go back to college.

Convert and then we'll talk

FUCK YOU!!!!

Ok im hindu now, what now?
K

Yeah OK, except that I can't even pay someone enough to pretend to be interested in me.

Pakistan is muslim not hindu

Indian ?

>indian
she doesn't look anything like a pajeet

I'm engaged and I wanna fuck another lass but know full well I'm gonna feel fucking horrendous if I do it.

The lass I wanna fuck I have done b4 n she's fucking amazing in bed, unlike my fiancée who's mediocre at best.

What about if im buddhist, would it still count?

Get a religion and start praying dude

I want to have sex with everyone in my family. How do I break this to them?

...

Just because I have problems doesn't mean I'm going to become mentally retarded that fast

don't do it bro. that short amount of time of sex isn't worth the crippling guilt you will feel every time you see her. And you will doubt if you really love them all the time, and you will literally feel a fucking massive brick on your chest 24/7.

Is it bad if don't feel bad after cheating on my gf? I did on several occasions in college and I sleep like a baby.

It really depends on how you see the world. On one hand, life is short. When you die, who cares that they were pissed? Is it even worth it to give a fuck in the first place considering you should make the most of all the time you have left on this earth before you die? Why should some random chick you're dating at the time strip you away from experiences you'll remember for a lifetime? It's something you want to do, so do it.

And on the other hand, normally people feel it's wrong for a reason. It's a breaking of a mutual trust, it's something that can't be taken back, and it's something that sits on your mind like a brick forever. If you really, REALLY care about a person, and you love them, you WILL feel shitty for cheating on them and hurting them extremely deeply like that. Some could argue finding love is one of the reasons we're put on this earth, or it's something everyone should find. By cheating on someone you really love, you're ruining your opportunity for (what some would call) the best feeling in your entire lifetime. It's something that keeps people from killing themselves, it's something that starts wars, it's something that influences a ton of stuff humans do as a whole. And by cheating on someone you love, if it's a mutual trust that neither of you would cheat on each other, then you break that, and you risk losing something extremely valuable, more valuable than that sex could ever be.

So really, pick what you think man. Maybe you just didn't really love her at the time, nothing wrong with that bro. Eventually you and me, we're gonna die anyways.

Should not have keked that hard.

Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl...who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar...she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it...alone...in my room...with great ceremony. Feeling like abnormal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.

>My ex broke up with me 2 years ago
>i never knew why
>I was suicidal
>I had to see a psychological doctor
>The question has been haunting me
>WHY
>still remember her number
>decide to text her last night
>she says she's sorry for what she did
>wants to be friends again
Pic related
Pls help

People always know the answer.

You heard what you needed. Now leave.

I can forget a bitch, I use to date with girls but they use to bore me, I tried to talk with that girl again but she just said fuck u, now all my days are like shit, everything that I do and all the people that I use to see all day seems to me really shitty people, also I got an accident and I need a surgery and that's so fucked up because I need to work and the recovery is for like 3 or 4 months, really thinking about suicide or some shit like that

Dont, she obviously wants to keep you on the hook.

Where's the original alice thread?

I'm deeply confused user

I've been encouraging my girl to explore her naughty side. shes exploring her naughty side after years of innocence, loves getting drunk and gets really fun when she is. I was surprised by it a lot especially when she went to go make out with some dude at the bar bathroom we were in...
I dont know if i'm turned on by this or want this to stop.

I dont cant flert with girls

Girls(western sluts) like to keep a lot of potential mates so if she breaks up with one than she can choose next. Basically she's deciding which one of you to choose from, its like her harem where she chooses the best mate from a lot of potential partners

It basically sounds like
>I dont see you that way but you're more than a friend to me user

>be me
>22 years old, tall, bright blue eyes pretty attractive
>have a whasian gf with great ass for a almost a year now
>relationship has been a roller coaster ride since the first week
>another whasian girl admitted to being liking me for nearly a year and didn't tell me still i started dating my gf
>jokes how she might try something when drunk
>fuck up and tell my gf about this
>she wants me to never hang out with her again
>give her my phone and say "if this is want you want you do it"
>she tell her to stop texting me (which we hardly ever did anyway)
>i still hang out with her occasionally b/c we have mutual friends
>one day look at gfs phone when shes asleep
>find searches like "is my bf cheating on me" "is his friend just a friend" etc in search history
>this goes on for months
>drove me crazy so when she left for break i downloaded tinder and talked with a bunch of whores
>never actually went through with hooking up with any of them cuz didnt have the heart to do it
>she finds out about my accounts cuz i messeged a friend of her friend (fuck me lol)
>i tell her i thought she wanted to break up w/ me b/c of constantly thinking about me cheating on her
>is mad but kinda realizes she pushed me in this direction
>rest of winter goes on and more dumb fights
>sex life is dwindling for me,she cums a fuck ton from sex while i sometimes don't come at all
>shes gone away for the summer now and I resisting a huge urge to cheat on her or break up with her

help big bro

should also mention this is my first gf so i have no idea what im doing

Break up with her, if your girl doesn't have enough faith in you to trust you then she ain't worth it

thats the thing tho, I don't know if she trusts me. She stopped fighting with me about that other girl a few months ago. But i told her that i found out she felt that way by reading her search history and even now she still deletes her search history on her phone. fuck why are relationships this hard

On second though that second whasian only wanted you because:
>its human nature to want things they cant get and girls like her are turned on by destroying relationships

Just d e l e t tinder and be more faithful and loving to her. She's a good catch if she's this cautious and cares about you. Women these days are either whores or feminazis and good ones like her are hard to come by