Any girl advice you wished you knew when you were younger?
Any missed experiences due to not understanding signals? autist moments and experiences?
Share them here oldfags.
Any girl advice you wished you knew when you were younger?
Any missed experiences due to not understanding signals? autist moments and experiences?
Share them here oldfags.
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Chicks value decisiveness and are attracted to a guy who seems like he knows what he wants and does something about it.
Chicks like it when guys are passionate about something, even if it's something weird, nerdy or even shit they don't like themselves. The trick is to not be autistic or obsessive about it.
Chicks like attention, but will grow bored if you give them too much. She makes you work for it, you should do the same.
If you ask her where she wants to eat, what she wants to do, etc. And she responds that she's kinda up for anything, she wants you to make a decision for her (see first point). So make a decision and don't be an indecisive fag. If you decide on something she doesn't like, she can object which is also a win for her.
Chicks like to fuck, just as much as you do, but their urges doesn't make them as retarded as they do boys. Get good at fucking. Start by learning how to finger and lick pussy like a champ. If you can make a girl cum and laugh (not at the same time, faggot) she'll tolerate a whole lot of bullshit.
Most importantly. Work on yourself. Get your shit together. The more you're in order, the more confident you'll be and the easier it will be to interact with the ladies. If you're a youngfag, then muster up the courage to act. Chicks your age are as clueless and retarded as you are.
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Some feminazi retard (think it was in France or Italy) tried to rush a politician to scream about the wagegap or whatever. Aesthetic as fuck bodyguard disabled her like a champ.
this is alpha as fuck.
That's actually a really good advice.
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This. Nail on the head.
I'm a skinny fag and I'm not comfortable in my body, this fucks up my way with girls so much.
>If you ask her where she wants to eat, what she wants to do, etc. And she responds that she's kinda up for anything, she wants you to make a decision for her (see first point). So make a decision and don't be an indecisive fag. If you decide on something she doesn't like, she can object which is also a win for her.
My girlfriend and I spend most of our time in home watching films or playing videogames. I try to think of something different and interesting for her, but there aren't many things in our town we can do. Does anybody have a any suggestion?
Heres one:
If you are already on a date she is probably expecting you to make a move so just fucking do it
How can you tell if a girl is into you?
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rock solid advice
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Yeah, don't pass up pussy just because she's a couple years younger than you.
That shit might seem significant when you're 16, but when you're in your 20s, you'll realize you passed up on some 14yo pussy. And be kicking yourself the rest of your life.
tell that girl you like her a lot, she might not agree but you told her. I finally confessed to a friend that I really really wanna be naked with her and she got pissed because I didn't tell her when she was 17 because now she's old and ugly. Now I have convince her she isn't and that my dick throbs for her.
I'm 21 and I'm pretty sure a 17 yo is into me, but I can't tell for sure, how can be sure without making an ass of myself?
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Are you telling me your town has not one restaurant, not one bar, not one ice cream parlor, not one library, not one hardware store, not one florist.
WTF kind of town do you have? A fucking post office and a road crossing and that's it?
You don't have to GET anything, just go and see what's in there.
this is oddly good advice on Sup Forums for once
Nobody ever made an ass of himself by asking directly and remaining cool once he has the answer.
If she is, and you like her - ask her out for something casual.
If she's not - accept it like it didn't matter to you.
Don't be a sperg and overthink this shit.
Lack of confidence is based in fear and fear is based in uncertainty.
You're afraid of being rejected because you feel like you would probably reject yourself if you were a chick. Good, you should feel that way. That's your motivation to get going. Everyone has something going for them in some way or another. Some people have a whole bunch of shit they're good at. Some people are good looking, athletic and smart. Chads with brains.
Some people are lucky and some people not so much, but in my whole life I have yet to meet someone who doesn't have something to offer, no matter how insignificant it might seem to them.
Girls don't obsess about the body as we do, so you can pull a hot chick whether you're skinny, fat or buff as fuck.
What are you good at? What makes you confident? When are you comfortable? Figure out what your home turf is, and then start from there.
You need to get comfortable with interacting with chicks (and everyone else for that matter), no matter how you feel about yourself. Push yourself one inch at a time.
You feeling uncomfortable in your body sucks, but it's a shitty excuse. -It- doesn't fuck up your way with girls, -you- do. If you don't like your body if you have 3 options. 1) Do something about it by working out, eating healthier and taking care of yourself. 2) Get over it. If you can't/won't 'fix' it, then put it to the side. 3) Fade into obscurity and see your bloodline die out.
Why the fuck would girls wanna be with someone who doesn't even wanna be with themselves? You're your only teammate in this world. Be a good one.
If she wants to spent time with you and interact with you on a regular basis. Listen to your instincts; If you think she is, she probably is. Make a move, worst thing you can get is a no.
Ask her out for a cup of coffee. Take her for a walk. Talk to her about shit you actually care about.
Girls don't put guys in the friendzone. Guys lay down to die there because they're too weak to stand up.
Other than speaking 4 languages and being funny not much I think, I'm charismatic and always get with people, that never got me a gf tho.
But thanks for the advice, I thought about starting to lift and gain weight during this summer, thank you.
user, came here to say much of this and I'm glad to see you did it.
>Chicks value decisiveness
This is one of the most important things, ever.
>Chicks your age are as clueless and retarded as you are
Amen.
Just do something. Open your fucking mouth. Make a move. Don't live life in regret.
I have a 13-14 yo with strict parents and my ass would go to jail if i tried something ( am 18) . How can i keep her warm for such a long time?
That looks like a french sjw definitely. Cool photo.
Oldfag here. The best advice I can give you about women is to not give a fuck. I'm not kidding. Treat them like they're below you at first. Then pull it back. Be a sour patch kid. Sour then sweet. It's a delicate balance but once you're good at it they're putty in your hand.
Examples?
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I'm 34. This is 100% correct and on point. Wish I had figured this out earlier. But once you do my dude, you'll be unstoppable
Not him, but I think IME it's a lot about not having an agenda when you approach women. If you are needy, want something from them, whether it be sex or companionship or otherwise their spidey-senses pick up on it.
So just approaching to talk?
Never. And I mean fucking never tell a girl you're in to her. You SHOW a girl you're interested. That's what keeps her interested. Girls love mystery and intrigue. They thrive on it
Yes, and talking about random shit. Not OH YOU SO PRETTY GIRL YOU SO HOT. Every bozo on earth is catcalling her if she is even remotely attractive.
So then you have the problem of how to randomly talk to strangers.
Guys how do i keep a girl warm until she reaches legal age? ( pic kinda related but not her)
Don't be fucked with them, traps aren't gay. Just suck some lady dick, no normal woman will ever appreciate you on this level.
I'm the fag that talks shit to girls on tinder and ALWAYS delivers. It's cringy. But I can dump a somewhat recent tinder convo that got me a girlfriend way out of my league. And she's super in to me just by being witty
Teach me your ways
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I am 100% inexperienced with girls and I have always known all this. I mean what kind of fucking autist wouldn't?
The problem is that all that is WAY too much work just for a chance to get pussy. How the fuck can pussy be worth so much work? You use the pussy to cum but you can use your hand to achieve the same. The second I cum I couldn't care less about other people. Why would it be different if I used pussy to cum?
I realize I'm the greatest of fedoras but I honestly do not understand people who bother with that stuff.
some people dont want to face life alone.
you can do this to get pussy or to get a mate in life
What's your point?
If all you care about is the pussy then great, hooray. Then get a good job and buy pussy. This wasn't a thread about farming pussy. If you're a loner then that's cool, but you must have the mental faculties to realize that you're pretty rare in that respect.
And so I ask again. What's your point?
It's not only about pussy, it's about female companionship, call me gay but that's something you can't live without.
>that's something you can't live without.
thats a weak minded thought
That's a fact, solitude is bad for you famalam.
You don't
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K mate. She tries rly hard and rejecting her feels bad. She would probably not even like me anymore if she rly knew me but that's a different story
You can't wait that long, also girls aged 14~13 are retarded, if someone finds out you slept with her or even kissed her you might face charges.
They talk 24/7.
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samefag
Wait till she's 16 and legal. Then your in the clear. It's all about waiting bro. There's nothing you can do
wait 2,5 years?
really?
you can find another 17yo easily i think.
Yeah i am very afraid / very sure that would happen so nothing happens before she's 18. Even then it would be weird af.
HOLY FUCK
> be me
> have dandy time posting on Sup Forums
> realize the only people who have ever shown interest in romantic stuff with me are a girl that's waaay too young for me and a gay dude ( not a cute trap or something)
> fml
it's fine, you're in highschool right?
there are plenty of 17+ yo's, chill.
I graduate right now. It's over in a few weeks and we don't have regular classes anymore
Well why didn't you target girls your age while in HS?
I did of course but i didn't try rly hard because i had a lot of problems at home. Thanks for cheering me up tho user. later i figured i might possibly have had chances that i was too retarded to see. But only those 2 persons were really approching me open
user are you here?
Mate i have more problems than you can imagine, me and my mother had to leave Russia and now i'm an asylum seeker in Europe, shitty apartement waiting for my future to be decided, barely enough allowance to make the month, no right to work, i do go to school though so there's that, but trust me, i can't even hit on girls because where would i take them?
sometimes i wish this suffer would just end.
inb4 hurr durr nigger refugee, i'm a white Russian male fleeing from a corrupted government and constant harassment by Army.
Dude that was exactly one of my problems. Shitty home but most girls in my environment were middleclass or rich. Then later mom got a mental illness so ofc i could not bring a girl home. But you will see user... One day we will have our own house and family
I know so user, I'm eagerly waiting for this day.
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>look into her eyes as much as possible
>listen to what she has to say, try your best to remember as much as possible (they get wet for someone who listens)
>touch her as much as possible (on the shoulder, a passing touch on the arm)
>be clean and well groomed at all times
>plan your time carefully
>a diary helps this
>no talking about video games or anime unless it is explicitly relevant
>have a job (fucking imperitive)
>have at least one active hobby (say cars, rock climbing, ice hockey or something)
>have at least 2 events coming up to talk about (concerts, car meet, shows, trips) it shows you do stuff
>have savings, don't live on the bones of your ass, live within your means
>be concerned about your health, plan your meals, regular doctors/dentist visits
>no soft drinks, drink water or coffee and tea
>the gym isn't 100% neccicary but it helps
>do not be desperate, don't be afraid of going home alone
>always have a reason to leave a situation (prior engagment)
>always leave them wanting more
>have a clean living space
cont.
>if you have a car make sure it is clean, well maintained and always has at least half a tank
>make plans
>this is important, take what she likes into account when making the plans, but you must sort it all out.
>pay for her
>i know this rustles a lot of jimmies, expected or not, unless she rams money down your throat or gets angry that you're paying for her, pay for her
>keep your clothes washed and clean
>know a few 24 hour food places that aren't mcdonalds
>take an interest in her life
>if you know she likes something, do half an hour of reaserch into it for later use
>stand up for yourself if she makes a snide remark, sarcastic or not
>do not stand for any personal attacks against you
>do not let her order you around
>do not underestimate the power of an actual phone call, just call her and talk
>it runs rings aroung texting or facebook messages (though use these throughout the day to keep in touch)
>do something every day (sitting around playing x-box for 8 hours is not attractive if she asks about your day)
>do not lie (this WILL bite you in the ass)
>never have anything on your phone you don't want her to see
>same goes for your computer
>if you want to keep that shit on there, make sure it's secure so she can't get to it
wew lad
I forgot to say. Where i live there are ppl who hire guys like you ( not trying to be mean here i hope you know what i mean) . Not those usual construction worker shit where you work to death for no money but a supermarket close to me hired a russian girl and some asians and gave them a perspective.
>>touch her as much as possible (on the shoulder, a passing touch on the arm)
high fives or fist bumps count?
I do them a lot but not sure if that's autistic or not.
if they aren't spontaneous then they are autistic
Stop doing that. Now You're a beta faggot. High fives and fist bumps are reserved for friends. Unless you're an actual faggot
by spontaneous do you mean like i find out she also like X and i'm like "yeah high five !" ?
i'm actually having trouble thinking of situations where it's not autistic
maybe just cut it out to be on the safe side
My mom barely speaks the language and i'm going to high-school trying to get my diploma here ( really grateful for it ), i wish we get permission to stay so she can stop worrying and i'd go to uni and make a family.
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Is it salvageable if i high fived the girl though?
Get her preggers right away. Her parents won't put the father of their grandchild in prison and lose all that child support.
Hard to say
you could probably tell by the look on her face while you were doing so
Well i don't know man, this one girls keep looking at me 24/7, direct eye contact, i notice her looking at me and i just high fived her once when she said something, she laughed when i did it but continued to be interested in what i had to say.
fuck i feel autistic now fuck it.
I wish you the best luck user. You deserve it!
Dont put the pussy on a pedestal.
>pussy on the chain wax
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What can i use instead to make her feel like i want her sexually?
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That's pretty smart. Unsafe tho.
> unzips pants
you should cook with her. cooking together with ur so is fyah. even if it tastes like shit it's still something that can be really fun.
or u could just cook for her. if u already do that, try something new or extravagant - if u have a load of spare energy, go for a theme. oriental, chinese, vietnamese, french, italian, u get what im sayin
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>do not stand for any personal attacks against you
what?
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Fuck my ass daddy i use the app so shit like that happens
kik?
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Sorry i don't have it anymore. And I am not a cute trap :/
too bad mate
Everything is trap of you're brave enough
gtfo 9fag