What's he thinking?
What's he thinking?
Henry Adams
Eli Wood
"messi come save me"
Carson King
>Should I train tackles too? NO! we must have more possesion!
Jeremiah Adams
>tfw no Puyol, Pique, Xavi, Iniesta & Messi to bail me out
Asher Scott
>tfw europa league football next year
Wyatt Hughes
>how many cans of Sprite it would take for me to get Messi to come here
Charles Sullivan
*benny hill music*
James Cooper
>perhaps i should get plugs like conte
>maybe that's why he wins matches
William Davis
Easton Evans
>aguero will save me
>maybe robben wil come in january, is he even fit?
Zachary Lewis
>tfw no refball here to save my ass like it happened all the time in germany
Alexander Collins
>I should've stayed at Buyern. They were passing the ball so much better sideways.
Eli Young
>why does the camera man keep focusing on me?
>I bet most of these people don't even know what a trequartista is
>it's too cold here; I can't even show everyone my new 100% cotton crew neck
>why isn't Fernandinho playing the one-touch football I showed him in the Barcelona video?
>my shoes are too tight
>I miss Xavi
Xavier Flores
How much can i sell Aguero for.
Mason King
>what do you mean i can't just buy everyone else's best players
Julian Williams
>eplel players a shit A SHIT
Sebastian Hughes
>what formation can I try next game??
Asher Kelly
pretty accurate desu
Landon Jackson
>AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
Jason Parker
EPL breaks every spirit.
Justin Baker
>£50 million for Stershit
Wyatt Russell
>Did Barcelona let me win?
Charles Price
>where is Neuer
>why is Klopp in the EPL
>his teeth are too shiny
>my feet hurt
Zachary Hughes
i love it every time you post this
Ryan Ross
Tyler Mitchell
>why are teams fighting back? Is that allowed?
Aiden Gray
>"Well I'm not planning on Leaving Barcelona but oh I think you won't need me there Pep" Said Messi
>"My best friend Aguero is there and he's better than me" Said Messi
>mfw an Argentinian Manlet rused me again
Nathan Lee
>Wait a Minute where the fuck is Thiago
>What do you mean I didn't buy him HE'S ALWAYS BEEN WITH ME
Mason Rogers
>£50m for Stones
>£50m in wages for le birthday cake muslim
>Managing to find a keeper that's worse than Joe Shart
Grayson Flores
APOLOGIZE
Aaron Rodriguez
Kek
Sebastian Clark
>the English weather is awful for my superior catalonian skin, I can't go on doing this, exposing myself every week, I'll end catching a pneumonia.
what did he mean by this speeh?!?
Joseph Thompson
>bravo worse than joe hart
let me take a break...
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jason Hall
>It's a CIDF come to the defence of their dreadful manlet keeper episode.
Aaron James
Poop got exposed. Finally.
Andrew James
>That didn't go well
>Why didn't the players implement those hexagon passing formations I showed them in training?
>Are they even reading those copies of Inverting The Pyramid I got them?
>Arteta hasn't commented on my new shoes. I hope he notices soon.
>Why is Klopp hugging his players? That goal wasn't even good. He doesn't even sip his water. Brute.
>Why hasn't Kevin invited me to his New Year's Eve party yet?
>I'll wear that new lilac sweater vest if he does.
Cameron Williams
Dominic Walker
...
Evan Morgan
There was plenty of refball, just couldn't stop the Klopp
Benjamin Perez
Evrybody knows bravo Is shit for club, only comes through for NT.
Parker Mitchell
Like every Chilean ever except maybe Alexis desu
James Nguyen
...
Jonathan Johnson
>worse than Joe Shart
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
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Leo Perez
>/esspee/ are going to mock me again
Nolan Butler
>who is Arturo Vidal
Thomas Wright
You mean
>spuh
Robert Miller
He'll win the FA cup, call it a success and move on to PSG.