Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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What's your favourite waifu meme?

Not trying to kinkshame anyone but pokémon fuckers are weirder than furries.

Still here


and


It probably wont be on sale until christmas or something

Lost a large win streak. Fuckin wanna die.

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OwO

Blue hair

voice get out of my head
alice get back in my shed

my waifu is better than yours

Is furries including bestiality? Or just people in suits? Gardevoir is no different than a mystical creature lady, but a dog is a dog
You
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Alice claimed

fucking weebs

Pokemon are literally animals, jut because Gardevoir looks semi-human doesn't mean they aren't still just animals

no u
*kicks*

*licks*
I'd have gay sex with these MEN

Here~~

Blue is analogous to red and will naturally look nice next to it.

No, it's not. It's including people in suits and anthropomorphous crap.
As much human like as Gardy is I can't bring myself to put it in a different tier than all other pokés, anyway, it's figure is kinda too slim when compared to a human, it has no hands and only 3 triangular fingers. The head looks like an onion and the neck would easily fit between your thumb and index while doing that thing italian americans do.

I did not know that

furries > pokemon > animals

that's fine then, but I wouldn't put pokemon like hitmonchan in the same level as something like a caterpie or houndoom
also

I have switched off to the lap top cos phone posting is the worst

You get used to it after a while.

i'm anonymous sorry...
oh... another chitoge poster...

dw it's just an avatar you can post chitoge

ah but it is so hard to type on th phone

Wait, analogous is not the right term... it's been years since I finished the design thing.
Click on complimentary on the left side thing if you want to know more of these.
color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel/

>not wanting straight sex with a female machamp

Is your phone bad?

I like your furry posting

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Would you say fucking an orangutan isn't as bad as fucking a dog because one looks more human-like?

The folder is smol and I'm going to dinner :(
Guess I'll use the weekend to expand it.

it is a nokia lumia 520 it don't ever have a front facing camera
>pat

-_-

How do you like your job? I think I heard you've got one now.

hitmonchan is pretty humanlike, im not talking about fucking a mankey
good luck

A front facing camera isnt important.

Well you're saying that because it looks kinda human it's ok to put your dick in it

so what do you want now ?

Have you seen the show or played the games? They act pretty sentient compared to some pokemon
:o

OFFICIAL WAIFU CLAIMING & GENERAL FAGGOTRY THREAD 2017 FIRST EDITION

Previous:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips)
>No RP/ERP, take your faggotry elsewhere
>naps are never a good idea
>follow the rule after this
>ignore the rule before this
>Dio is our God
>this is not Sup Forums this is /mai/
>fuck off mai
>traps are gay
>doesn't mean that they aren't sexy as fuck though
>all you're waifus are shits
>furries deserve the oven
>Islam is a religion of piece
>fuck off newfags
>elitists are ruining are thread
>All insults must be original
>the reason you have come here is for my pumpkin
>yes, monster girls are furries
>I approve of suicide and think you should all do it
>Josuke's hair is fine, no making fun of it
>most importantly; disregard all these rules

yes but i dose go to so how little effort was put in to it's design

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well... no offense taken I suppose

Nice

>yes, monster girls are furries
thank you

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Just a week of premium will be fine. Thinking of getting a new one?

uwu

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my dream

>>fuck off newfags
>>elitists are ruining the thread
Which would you rather have?

so premium ? I get to pick how long

>:0

I think you forgot
>no claiming yuno, we have like 100 yunos we don't need more
when did you get your last one?

;D

>:c

Gold would be better actually. Please not too much. About three years ago. Just an iPhone

:)

>8C

yeh that dose sound like a time to upgrade
what you thinking of getting

It's probably the most fitting one for me out of the shitty job pool. I'm a cashier at a supermarket but sometimes I do cleaning and restocking. Cleaning is literally relaxing for me and restocking is basically going to the storage to get products that people bought and stacking them back in the shelves.

Autists enjoy stacking objects meme.

Hey guys, this is Ruby's new waifu

Say something nice about her

C:

Autists enjoy routine
idk who ruby is

You ugly~

>Rupert switched again
Yare yare daze

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i want to lewd her

how does gold work ? I get to pick.

;P

I don't need an upgrade. I meant for you silly.

she has pretty eyes and a pink bow, i like pink bows

;vD

I hope she leaves him, for her own good.

Morning Louise hear about charas pc? It's the currency in the game. It can be used to get premium free xp or even premium tanks.

This season he's posting Satania

He'd leave her within a month anyway

Oh I see no I just got this I buy this same one over and over cos it is the strongest smart phone about and that is the most inportant thing to me cos of how clumsy I can be

Mine

nope, but I'll ask next time we're skyping

°-°

Ah drop the thing a lot and all that?I talked to them this morning sounds like if it goes well they will have it tomorrow

:l

Too bad routine isn't really a thing for me, I get 8 days off a month, I can't go more than 7 days working but other than that it's pretty much random.
The time I get in is random, can go from 8h to 11h.
Lunch breaks? Random, from 1 to 3 hours.
Even how long I work a day can be random, from 6 to 9h30, altho by the end of the month I do 8h in average a day.

>2017
>skyping

`-`

Hello Louise my lovely pink haired friend. I fell asleep in the middle of are last conversation.
Yes It was even run over by a car once and came off with minor scratches. I also put a very strong cover on it

don't you get gold from premium ?
weird store

What was the reason for you getting a job? I feel like you mentioned it once before when we talked but I don't remember.
I'd hate to be a cashier personally, but if I just had to restock stuff, I'd happily work with no complaints.

._.

Sounds good, I'm excited!
Trust me I'd rather just use Discord but it doesnt have video chat
Hello! Did you? I don't recall, my memory is pretty awful

Tabitha > Louise

(~*,*)~

what's it like being so wrong?

That is pretty strong. Well good you like that part of it at least. No premium gives 50 percent more xp and money per game. It is weird. Yeah it should be a fun time

What's it like dating a transvestite that will probably leave you

Is it really dating if it's over the internet

*Thinking*

But Louise bought a plane ticket to Australia dude

.-.

Because being a useless piece of shit to society for 1 year and 2 months was enough and because having a roof and food but literally 0 money got boring.
I actually didn't do the restock thing much yet, mostly cashier and I have to stand 8 hours a day, that's the worst part of it for me.

There goes his life savings

And if it actually is to Australia, that'd be hilarious

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