Post your kink/fetish

Post your kink/fetish

bonus points for something not inherently sexual, like tiles

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I just want to be strangled by a qt tbh

Go to a feminazi rally and tell them to make you a sandwich, they won't be attractive though.

I've always had a thing for toys, like actual childrens toys I used to have this wind up grimus from Mcdonalds and it would kind of vibrates when he walked and I would jam him in my baby penis until it went inside out then when i got older i just started cumming on it, i used to look the shape somehow maybe just because of how it felt. Anyway by association the sound of wind up toys gives me a rager

Now THAT is what I'm talking about. You still use poor grimace?

Back dimples

very petite girls
pale skin
goth style/personality.
mohawk hairstyles

This

I honestly enjoy incest rape and snuff

It's horrible and I'm terrified someone will find out some day

>tfw I'm a normal well adjusted 27 year old man

I had a former girlfriend nearly figure it out but I was able to convince her it was weird pop up stuff

this image hits a lot of yes for me.

Grimace is kill, his gears got clogged full of cum residue years ago. I've mostly outgrown this fetish however I sometimes go to big stores and try all the toys that have ''try me'' stickers on them and any of them that buzz or click or vibrate will make me need to rush to the nearest restroom for a quick-fap. I have a story about toy guns if anyone else wants to hear it.

mein nig, what do you like about it? I'm more on the hypnotist side of things but I could go either way, the actual process of hypnotism is what gets me going.

My qt girlfriend strangles me when asked
Best sex ever

Diapers. Am wearing one right now actually.

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fap fap fap fap

really long hair
>on the head ffs

small penis humiliation and ballbusting

Just try and tell me you don't want to go over to her house and lick and suck on those amazingly hot tiles.

i'm a guy with back dimples. pound me

She only gets a pass because she has huge tits.

Seems like she has a decent ass too.

bump

Bedwetting.

i'm doing all the right things

I've always been a dimples guy. It just is most fem qualifying thing ever. Until you gf told me I had them. And I have them bad. So my question: am I trap now?
P.est.of.S.est.: isn't it a sign of female superiority?

Ass man

CBT/rough play. Every now and then I like it when my gf chokes me while jerking me off or straddles me, gives me a rough handjob, and slaps me in the balls while she does it.

Anything I can never have for real

So literally everything.

burn

excluding crippling depression

I wanna hear it user.
Im gonna jerk off to it just so you know

Women in leather leggings. The amount of times I came on my old gfs ass when she was wearing them with heels... Am I the only one?

>something not inherently sexual
You people are the worst. Literally human garbage.

clothes. i can't fuck without her wearing clothes, like panties, a bra, anything
especially black tanktops, those make me diamonds

What can you do, eh?

armpits

girls in wheelchairs, amputees, prosthetics.

bonus points if they're athletic or a bit muscular

sissy porn

W-w-would you like a sandwich, user?

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my man

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i like upskirts and creepshots

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and bad photoshops

rubbing any form of fried potato on the skin of my body. Not too hot.

i love animated animals fuck HARD

Or is sushi more your thing?

same

i mean, they still have to be at least mildly attractive.

clearly you're sure he's gay like you.

volleyball shorts

Thank you for pointing that out, we might not have noticed otherwise.

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Smoking Fetish

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From the mouth of George Carlin, find something you love and let it kill you.

Black unchipped nails, glasses, pigtails = diamonds

From the mouth of an idiot.

>posts on Sup Forums
>doesn't appreciate george carlin

fuck off

>posts on Sup Forums
>mindlessly follows an idiot that spout spout pseudo political, narcissistic garbage and makes basic observation of mundane things based on that

Nah, but you can fuck off and get a real opinion. People who quote others tend to not be able to think for themselves.

spouts*, didn't mean to type twice. inb4 counter argument based off that mistake.

i wasn't even the one who originally posted it, but people who can't recognize a joke and then sperg out about a reference are fucking autists.

and sperging out over your own typo, assuming someone else is going to go autistic screech-rage-mode over it.

classic autism.

It's time to stop posting and go outside, you don't belong here summer.

I like to watch women poop.
But they have to be constipated.
They have to be at least a 6/10.
They have to make a lot of moaning and grunting noises.
And they have to be at least somewhat embarrassed about pooping in front of me or on camera.

youtube.com/watch?v=b9Ox-lGm-wA

Medical bondage/bracing.

Is that brace fitted onto her hips directly? That's an awful weird angle if so

my fetish is expose my gf

I think most corrective bracing treatments for scoliosis require a forward pelvic tilt.

you know it those tiles+my dick= fucking diamonds goddamn

Im imagine that im the girl in porn show me who am i please

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fuck and use her while she sleeps

Preteens and pee pee mostly, Op. I also take a liking to exhibitionism and redheads.

The other day some user posted a picture of a girl who padded her hips to make then look bigger. It made my dick twitch.

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Consensual sex with attractive females over the age of 18. Don't kink shame me tho.

That looks like my fucking girl... Is her name Sara?!

wtf, yes

Whats the country?

usa

What's the last name?

Furries

You sure? because it sounded like Portuguese on the words...

Last name; Duarte
Same as your girl?

yess
wtf

My gf wears diapers most nights because she looses bladder control so often. I've gotten into it and even had her piss all over my face and in my mouth, I swallowed a mouthfull of warm salty piss and even accidentally snorted it up my nose and choked on it, so some of it probably went into my lungs. Best night ever.

Whats your girl natural hair color?

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i'm a religion fetishist.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender. especially if in a fantasy, traditional christianity would be matriarchal/woman-led.

essentially, i fantasize about a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.