Hey Sup Forums, I think its time I share something with you lovely lads and ladies...

Hey Sup Forums, I think its time I share something with you lovely lads and ladies. I've been browsing this board for about 4 years now and in my time a new a man who we are gonna call "Johnny." Now. Sit back and Relax as I tell you his story. One of Love, Loss, and child molestation.

>be me, 7th or 8th grade
>I was a bit of a fatass, still am.
>Spend most of my day browsing youtube and looking at shitty memes (Rage comics were still sort big at the time, Sue me.)
>Get up one morning for school, Pretty normal morning all around.
>Get my shower, eat some Cap'n Crunch (Cuz homie you know thats my shit).
>Bus rolls up around 6:55 or so, I lived relatively close to my middle school.
>Johnny sitting a couple of seats behind me.
>Hear some shitty screamo band blaring through his headphones.
> "Hey, can you turn that down man?"
> "No user, It's the only way I can keep the voices out."
>YouFuckingWhat?
>I ask for clarification.
>No response, continues listening to his Gorilla Sex mixtape
>Get to school, Hang out with one of my best friends, gonna call her fembro for lack of a better name.
>Fembro is dating Johnny.
>Tell her about the incident on the bus.
>"Oh don't pay attention to him, he's just has some issues."
>Yeah, I know. That's been established.
>Head to first period, Biology.
>GUESS WHO'S ALSO IN FIRST PERIOD BIOLOGY?!
>"CRAAWWWLING IN MY SKIIINNN."
>Kid sits down, linkin park blaring from his headphones.
>"Johnny, turn down your music."
>"FUCK OFF! WHY WON'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
>Teacher wasn't having that shit.
>She gets up, snatches his phone and earbuds from him, and sends him to the office.
>"FINE, WAIT UNTIL THE DEMONS GET TO YOU AS WELL!"
>everyone just sits in silence.

Im not even done telling this guys story. The worst has yet to come boys.

(Sorry for bad grammar and spelling, Writing this while doing housework)

>johnny gets on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

I wish that were the case

Are you writing this as you go? Fucking new fag.
>>inb4 here's Johnny / dinosaurs

For reference, heres an actual picture of this kid. a mugshot, thats where teh Child molestation comes into play. But before we get to that bois, I'd like to turn your attention to another incident.

>Fast forward 2 years.
>I was sick for about 2 weeks so I hadn't been at school.
>get a call from fembro
>"user! Johnny got arrested!"
>I nearly spit my drink.
>"What the fuck did he even do?"
>"he made some sort of hit list, there were a bunch of names on it."
>again, you fucking what.
>She had me turn on the news, the school was legit on lockdown. The kid had a survival knife or some shit in his bag.
>Cops arrested him for conspiracy to commit murder or some shit.
>Gets put in jail and expelled.
>But this is not the end of our dear friend Johnny, oh no.


Heres where we buckle down and get ready for a wild ride boys.

Nah m8, Had this shit prepared for a while. having to dig up the files tho

Then why did it take you a year and a half to post? I'm out

it's real

Continue the story,op

bump

This is getting good.

What the Fuck the dude looks like a giraffe, the nigga got a neck as big as a bulls dick

Legitness, keep going OP

i'm on the edge of my seat OP, pls post

Bumping to keep this thing from getting full slid. Come on, OP.

oh. i now get it. he wont update, ya'll got fucked. please prove me wrong

i believe in op

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OP please

don't stop now op

>blarneknek

keep the thread going op will surely deliver

op bailed

You faggot why you do this to us?

Fuck's sake

Damn it OP

Bump