Hey Sup Forums, I think its time I share something with you lovely lads and ladies. I've been browsing this board for about 4 years now and in my time a new a man who we are gonna call "Johnny." Now. Sit back and Relax as I tell you his story. One of Love, Loss, and child molestation.
>be me, 7th or 8th grade
>I was a bit of a fatass, still am.
>Spend most of my day browsing youtube and looking at shitty memes (Rage comics were still sort big at the time, Sue me.)
>Get up one morning for school, Pretty normal morning all around.
>Get my shower, eat some Cap'n Crunch (Cuz homie you know thats my shit).
>Bus rolls up around 6:55 or so, I lived relatively close to my middle school.
>Johnny sitting a couple of seats behind me.
>Hear some shitty screamo band blaring through his headphones.
> "Hey, can you turn that down man?"
> "No user, It's the only way I can keep the voices out."
>YouFuckingWhat?
>I ask for clarification.
>No response, continues listening to his Gorilla Sex mixtape
>Get to school, Hang out with one of my best friends, gonna call her fembro for lack of a better name.
>Fembro is dating Johnny.
>Tell her about the incident on the bus.
>"Oh don't pay attention to him, he's just has some issues."
>Yeah, I know. That's been established.
>Head to first period, Biology.
>GUESS WHO'S ALSO IN FIRST PERIOD BIOLOGY?!
>"CRAAWWWLING IN MY SKIIINNN."
>Kid sits down, linkin park blaring from his headphones.
>"Johnny, turn down your music."
>"FUCK OFF! WHY WON'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
>Teacher wasn't having that shit.
>She gets up, snatches his phone and earbuds from him, and sends him to the office.
>"FINE, WAIT UNTIL THE DEMONS GET TO YOU AS WELL!"
>everyone just sits in silence.
Im not even done telling this guys story. The worst has yet to come boys.