REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
There I replied! What do I get? Phone number? Snapchat? Nudes, what?
please dont lie to me
....
No I fucking won't.
not with that attitude
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Your move, OP
Kek... please help
Yes
pls
Answer me OP!!!
this
word
sigh
dreams
ok
bet i wont
VIRGINITY LOST GET!
Just in case
kissless virgin fags
pls
if you insist
Its over 9000!!!
dgd
rebecca please, come to me
lol just in case
Can't hurt
I'm desperate
...
ayyy
I already have a girlfriend but im polyamorous can i have another?
please I'm so lonely, I need a girl to love me :3
K
I have crippling depression
fuck if i wish
if dubs i will achieve gf
Unlikely but sure.
see these kind of shit everyday, but still hope for it
Nah I'm fat, autistic. I have an alcohol and drug problem and I'm poor and ugly. I'm not going to get a girlfriend.
i'm not going to beg but damn
Sure, Jan.
if only
the issue with the OP pic is that the stupid cunt is conscious.
women are whores and that's why i regularly drug and rape them unprotected.
I have been doing it for 13 years now and I have 3 children that i know of.
whores.
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I'll do so just for that small lottery percentage of a miracle that some social lifeless NEET loser like me somehow gets a girlfriend the day after.
pls dont be fat
same
Didn't work the last 2 times but i always have hope. Hope that only leads me further into depression.
I don't want a girlfriend. Just some girl to fuck the shit out of her and then leave.
Nice try, fag.
I just posted Immunity Dog
which makes everyone ITT immune to the girlfriend virus
You're welcome.
bet
lies
pls
lets go
nuh uh
I can has girlfriend¿
why not
well worth a try
I already have a gf and I just fucked her in the ass.
fine
so you're saying there's a chance
Ok
i have hopes
Don't let this shit fool you. It's a lie!
kkk
REV UP THOSE FRYERS
I'm 100% positive it will work, how couldn't it?
why not? i already tried everything
Dont lie to me!!!
i dont even really want one
funny enough, tomorrow im actually going on a first date with a chick that used to be my class mate
please please please
man is my boyfriend going to be mad
Dea
worth a shot
Ehhh
ok
bullshit
tfw gf
After 3 decades it is highly unlikely but I'll give it a shot.
I just took a shit, and I don't mean like a nice firm log, gentle wipe and all is well. I took a shit, then I sat there and waited a bit until the next train came out my ass, then I stuffed my ass with toilet paper and gave a good wiggle until I felt the fury rumble on my right side and a volcano of hot gravey sludge flooded out of my ass to engulf the bowl in a rotten mess.
It felt so good
But what about this?
fuck it, im desperate and ive been drinking so ill bite
well i mean i doubt it
You never know
no one would be stupid enough to date me
SIGN ME UP NIGGER
ok
fuck u.
why do black people always ruin everything
Replying just in case it could happen
Fuck yourself
Thanks, OP
dont think so
Rolli
Wtf
Fuck off
Where is my gf?
Ah well
i wont i reject people so often
I believe dis