REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

There I replied! What do I get? Phone number? Snapchat? Nudes, what?

please dont lie to me

....

No I fucking won't.

not with that attitude

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Your move, OP

Kek... please help

Yes

pls

Answer me OP!!!

this

word

sigh

dreams

ok

bet i wont

VIRGINITY LOST GET!

Just in case

kissless virgin fags

pls

if you insist

Its over 9000!!!

dgd

rebecca please, come to me

lol just in case

Can't hurt

I'm desperate

...

ayyy

I already have a girlfriend but im polyamorous can i have another?

please I'm so lonely, I need a girl to love me :3

K

I have crippling depression

fuck if i wish

if dubs i will achieve gf

Unlikely but sure.

see these kind of shit everyday, but still hope for it

Nah I'm fat, autistic. I have an alcohol and drug problem and I'm poor and ugly. I'm not going to get a girlfriend.

i'm not going to beg but damn

Sure, Jan.

if only

the issue with the OP pic is that the stupid cunt is conscious.

women are whores and that's why i regularly drug and rape them unprotected.

I have been doing it for 13 years now and I have 3 children that i know of.

whores.

Reply

I'll do so just for that small lottery percentage of a miracle that some social lifeless NEET loser like me somehow gets a girlfriend the day after.

pls dont be fat

same

Didn't work the last 2 times but i always have hope. Hope that only leads me further into depression.

I don't want a girlfriend. Just some girl to fuck the shit out of her and then leave.

Nice try, fag.
I just posted Immunity Dog
which makes everyone ITT immune to the girlfriend virus

You're welcome.

bet

lies

pls

lets go

nuh uh

I can has girlfriend¿

why not

well worth a try

I already have a gf and I just fucked her in the ass.

fine

so you're saying there's a chance

Ok

i have hopes

Don't let this shit fool you. It's a lie!

kkk

REV UP THOSE FRYERS

I'm 100% positive it will work, how couldn't it?

why not? i already tried everything

Dont lie to me!!!

i dont even really want one

funny enough, tomorrow im actually going on a first date with a chick that used to be my class mate

please please please

man is my boyfriend going to be mad

Dea

worth a shot

Ehhh

ok

bullshit

tfw gf

After 3 decades it is highly unlikely but I'll give it a shot.

I just took a shit, and I don't mean like a nice firm log, gentle wipe and all is well. I took a shit, then I sat there and waited a bit until the next train came out my ass, then I stuffed my ass with toilet paper and gave a good wiggle until I felt the fury rumble on my right side and a volcano of hot gravey sludge flooded out of my ass to engulf the bowl in a rotten mess.

It felt so good

But what about this?

fuck it, im desperate and ive been drinking so ill bite

well i mean i doubt it

You never know

no one would be stupid enough to date me

SIGN ME UP NIGGER

ok

fuck u.
why do black people always ruin everything

Replying just in case it could happen

Fuck yourself

Thanks, OP

dont think so

Rolli

Wtf

Fuck off

Where is my gf?

Ah well

i wont i reject people so often

I believe dis