Why don't you own a fleshlight? Almost every women owns at least one sex toy, why are men so afraid of doing the same?

Why don't you own a fleshlight? Almost every women owns at least one sex toy, why are men so afraid of doing the same?

Because it's so fuckin expensive

Its not necessary. I have hands, quicker and no clean up

Don't know which ones are good or where to buy them. Cleaning them is hard I've heard

expensive, hard to maintain
like a real woman

you literally just run a sink through it for like 15 seconds and let it air dry after use

tfw no porn made yet with a dude fucking a fleshlight in a vagina

It's really not. I got one from Spencer's for $20.

I pay the bills, why the fuck would I need it? I can just turn the lights on at night, don't need a fucking fleshlight for nothing. Are you poor OP? fuck off

Own two. They're shit. Wish I never wasted my money

They're overrated as fuck.

I still live with my mom.

so she takes care of your needs?

No, you sick fuck. Just can't purchase one on the sly.

Same. It's more satisfying to just use my hand.

Fleshlights are great but they are so much effort -- heating up, cleaning, scheduling the right time if you live with parents/roommates, etc.

my sex toy is already attached to me

>like a real woman
>you literally just run a sink through it for like 15 seconds and let it air dry after use

That's waterboarding, bro. Not cool.

Why? Is she a fucking watch tower? The Inquisition? The fuck's wrong with you?

Have you asked her to? She could be into it.

Why own a sex toy when I can just use a woman as a toy?

Would if I could find one to buy online

because I own a prostate massager

this.
why do you need a rubber sleeve to masturbate? ...is the better question.
>literally just run a sink through it
fucking kek'd

I just shove mashmallows up my ass and pump my cock till its extremely swollen, use a urethral sound and shock my frenelum.

I do. Or at least did. Whip it out when you feel like more than just a fap but don't wanna do butt stuff.

Buy the cheaper ones and they'll last a couple dozen uses. Can't say about the more expensive/concealable ones.

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also, you're all acting like they're hard to find.

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$20 on amazon I had it for a fuckin year or more, used it last night. Best $20 ever spent.
When it gets dirty, I boil it. Good as new.

Don't wanna do butt stuff?

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They are a giant pain in the ass. Requires warming up of the lube and the sleeve in warm water, make a bunch of noise when in use, only stay warm for 15-20 minutes or so, have to cleaned right after and only feel marginally better than my hand. Not to mention have to store a severed vagina in a secret location.

She's naive and still thinks of me as her child. It still takes her completely by surprise that I whack off occasionally.

"Why's your door closed, user? You never close your door! Are you mad at me? :("

It's out there, I've seen it, I've done it.

Incest is not a functional adaptation, you decadent moron.

underrated kek

not quite true, if you want to use them to the proper method then it's a bitch to warm them up in water when you just want to fuck it. I never warm mine up.

For cleanup, it's easy to clean up, you just run some cold water through them first (cum sticks to warm water) and then warm water and let them air dry.

The annoying part is air drying them obviously as putting them away wet/damp ruins them.

I have a fiber free cloth that I pat it dry with then run a dehumidifier through the gap for an hour or two and then store away.

Move out, this is how you become a serial killer. Eventually you'll be yelling at her rotting corpse for not making you chicken fingers.

i lol'ed

Kek

MFW this nigga lasts more then 10 minutes ahha

You're clearly not talking from experience here. Just go pick up a $30 doc johnson sleeve and some johnson's baby gel with aloe and you're golden. Just rinse the thing off from time to time. No other upkeep required.

When i had one it was good untill i would cum. Idk why but its like my dick was too sensitive and would almost hurt to bust a nut in it. Ive had like 4-5 different ones cause of that and they were all the same.

>dick stays diamond
>destroy every vag i see
>permantley tied around waist like wrestling belt

Pretty coo guise

Got a three sleeve deal then threw them away when they gathered dust.

Why buy them if you aren't going to use them?

So you leave full loads of cum in yours and then use it again and again?

current fav

Because I wanted to use them. Wanted to like the product.

not every time i jack off

>Why don't you own a fleshlight?
unless you're after the disposable ones sizing is dubious.

so start closing your door.
unless you're like 14 she sounds really overbearing and the situation isn't healthy for either of you.

I'm semi-convinced you work for fleshlight.

>Just rinse the thing off from time to time.
>leave full loads of cum
I mean, whatever floats your boat, dude

i had one but binned it when i tried to do nofap


regrets

You sound like you're enmeshed in an oedipal family

Your mother is trying to devour you, be wary of her "niceness"

I told him to bang his mom too

they are a waste of time

seriously, she could have a thing for u since your her baby boy. Even if she just watches you use it and gets off would be koo

As of 3 days ago I'm single for the first time in 5 years. Before that I just had one night stands once in a while, never owned a plastic vag. Reason I'm mentioning this is bc I'm 27 and lazy now and all set with relationships for a while and hooking up. Should I invest in a flashlight atm?

Who says every girl owns a sex toy?

its common knowledge

I will assume you're uncut? And also prob not getting sex on the regular, at all or in a year or two?

If so that feeling is just sensitivity, just power through it and try relax your pelvic muscles when cumming and it will feel intense but amazing, thick loads and hard orgasms

Anyone uses the fleshlights that are supposed to be replicas of pornstar pussies? Do they really feel great?

If they are accurate representation probably not. They'd be all loose and wore out.

had a pocket pussy before. unfortunately it melted in the drawer. throw some lube in and it feels great. mine was open ended so cleanup was easy but cum had the possibility of shooting out.

best part is wife got it for me as a gift since she had a few toys herself and wanted me to try having a toy as well.

my girl gives a descent handy.

they only replicate the outside appearance. inside is made up of textures, ribs, and bumps. have you never seen the website?

Isn't the inside supposed to be more or less tight depending on the pornstar?

no, no it is not.

Jesus loves you, y'know

Nah man, look up the maria ozawa meiki toy. They scanned the inside of her pussy and made an exact replica, inside and out. Supposed to be pretty good.

I prefer the self-cleaning model

Because I would rather bang this

0/10 those feel terrible

Rusty Trombone

>Afraid of owning a sex toy
>Why don't you own a fleshlight?

1. I don't need one, my hand is good enough for me
2. I also already own two Ona-Holes, No need to buy another over priced one
3. I also own two dildos, an anal wand and an ass plug.

I'm not afraid to own Sex Toys, in fact, I own quite a few.

I

I have a crucifix dildo

get a bad dragon Natasha. cheaper than Fleshlight and you can pretend you're fucking a dog

Because for some reason when men do it it becomes pathetic.

Because the thought of having to scoop my own cum out of a fake vagina is gross and sad to me, and the moment where it becomes a weekly thing where I scoop my cum out of a fake vagina is the moment I throw myself into the nearest river.

Jesus Loves me, this I know,
For republicans tell me so!
Little ones God wont forget,
So bend over and take Jesus's dick.

I got one. Its nice when i feel like using it.

>Throw Myself into the nearest River.

The fuck is that gonna do? It's water, you'll survive, jump off a building when you kill yourself, and do a fucking barrel roll on your way down.

Underage confirmed.

Get the fuck out you little baby dick, bitch

I can't swim and the nearest river is fucking freezing even on the hottest day of the year.

FOX ANUS
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>Freezing
>Can't swim

Humans are born knowing how to swim, even if only in some rudimentary way. Plus, it's the summer, stop being a little bitch and just jump off a fucking building, be sure to drink some bleach as you do too.

This guy knows where it is at

thats an assload of gummy worms

kek'd

You have a limited amount of juice and mojo. Do you want to waste it on toys or actual pussy? Disregard that. Heroin is better

>be at work
>be looking through database for actual work
>see Bad Dragon LLC listed on a client list
>I cannot laugh about this, or tell coworkers why this is funny

FUCKING FURRYS
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because women who masturbate are empowered and men who masturbate are perverts.

Furry ain't even got anything to do with it. If someone else makes a decent quality stroker you can run bleach through, I'd love to hear about it.

You'd be fucking a simulated Fox ass. Literal simulated Bestiality. It's fucking disgusting. Also, if you ran bleach though it, you risk getting bleach on your cock at some point in the future. You're fucking stupid.

hey at least they aren't going in the woods and fucking real foxes.

Bleach evaporates after a while or dissolves in water. You could also boil it if so inclined.

I totally would if they put out like JT.

Why doesn't your fleshlight have a head, arms and legs?