Chocolate cake, Gameboy, or me?

>Chocolate cake, Gameboy, or me?

Well, Sup Forums? Which one?

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chocolate cake

her unless you are fat

The cake does look good.

GAMEBOY
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Cakes gone too fast

Refraction period after pounding her ass

Gameboy I can do almost everywhere anytime I want, as much as I want.

im so horny i choose her pusy!

MUH DICK MUFUCKIN DIX NOD OOO AAA

I'm taking all three.

U gay, son?

I'd go for the lady

A gun to kill the cunt with cos i'm edgy and that's how I roll. Psshh nothen personnel

What's this from?

Mom?

Imagine this if genders were swapped.

legit a hard choice

>tfw cum on cake fetish

She can eat that before I play on the Gameboy

Very problematic!

when i was a kid i had this thing about wanting to kiss women but not fuck them because I thought that was kind of gross.

A barbie ,a coockie, or a BBC?


Girls are so divas those days

Blank Check

I'd play tetris on those titties.

Depends. What about anal.

>ywn 90s Lauren Holly

Picket Fences was a great show

I'd choose her if she pegged me with the gameboy while stroking my cock with a handful of cake

Men and women are equal they said.

Yeah, I bet there'd be a fucking OUTRAGE if, say, Chris Evans caked himself in whipped cream and cherries and offered his body. Upvote this friend.

>implying janie was a child

She wasn't so you can stick your cherry-picked argument up your ass with the other shit.

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Oh God, why is that so sexy?

>that pause in the beginning where she is just drinking you in

Prime Lauren Holly obviously.

Only a faggot would choose something else over her.

i dont understand?

The cake will dry out if not eaten soon whereas the whore and the toy will stay fresh for longer.

I'd like to visit her Asspen

her, then dinner, then the bath

>Jim Carrey got to slide his dick in there

Sit on my lap and feed me the cake while I play.

Sit on my face and play gameboy after we eat the cake together

>not the gameboy
fat faggot

It'd be a game gear and pie instead, I'd choose game gear.

>pick cake
>eat one half
>trade second half on that dirty slut's pussy
>after destroying her pussy when she's unconscious play gameboy
You only lose 1/2 of the cake.

holy shit, I didn't realize that Jenny Shepard was such a fox

youtu.be/gU8Ksz47C54

>she'll never rub her smelly snatch in your face

I thought that was MEW for a second, was about to report it as waifu thread.

Still would smash desu

>women grow up and become plastic and silicon fuckslutss

based

they dont want to be objectified so they become objects? kek.

I'd get naked and stick my tongue down her throat while I finger her asshole and my rock hard dick presses against her cunt. Then after a while I'd decide. Shit, the gameboy's tempting bros

Kill her, stick my dick in the cake, then eat the game boy

>you
>nut in 15 seconds
>tell her to get out
>play gameboy and eat cake

How a real man should answer her question

>say nothing
>grab cake and cram entire thing into your mouth, eyes fixed on hers as you noisily masticate and swallow
>push her onto the bed and engage in missionary position intercourse
>ejaculate after six pumps
>roll over, fart, and start playing Warioland

>original boxed gameboy
>2016
>the street vaule of that item
> $$$$$$


The gameboy

the cake so i can stick my dick in it

>Warioland

ma nigga

I bet you kiss girls faggot

God, you creep.

>big guy comes into a little girls room holding strawberry ice cream and a barbie doll set then shows her his toned, sculpted ass

Even better desu

Am I the only on that finds those older panties/bikini bottoms with the really high waist disgusting looking?


Jamie Lee Curtis has the same ones in True Lies (although she has other problems)

tummy

Because you don't know how awful hockey equipment smells

God you nu male fag. Are you triggered?

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The gameboy has long term value. Between her and the cake, the cake is going to give you a stomach ache unless you don't eat all of it making her the superior choice.

I agree, low waist is much sexier. But high waist leotards and denim shorts are not bad with giant ass hips and suitable image.

I do like nintendo's handhelds, but I'd pick her in this scenario

>that chocolate cake

It's... it's BEAUTIFUL.

Her then cake, maybe Gameboy if not too tired afterwards.

I still would tbqh.

I pick mommy

At least post the webm faggot

Seriously what the fuck. Women are just allowed to be pedo?

What episode is that?

Boys like this though

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Has anyone ever explained the context of this scene?

OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT !!!

What, and girls don't? grow up shitlord.

I don't hear about pubescent girls wanting to get laid by adult men, but maybe I am sheltered

It is gross, we wouldn't do it if it weren't for our bodies deploying mass hormones and blocking out rational thought.

ungf

you'd be surprised

Gameboy because it'll actually last.

it was a wet dream

You have no idea bro

source; twin sister

If what happened in that scene had happened to me when I was an 11-year-old, I would've still grown up fine. It's not like I didn't fantasize about it.

ATTRACTIVE women. Important distinction.

How would you know? Do you guys talk about sex that openly? Twins are fucking weird.

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I can related to this, sort of. When I first saw porn (I must've been like 13), I was kind of repulsed by vag.

Fast forward 15 years later though and I'm a porn addict and vag is almost all I think about.

Isn't it the same with men? Attractive men being sexually aggressive are hot and ugly guys are creepy.

Funny, when i was little ive always had a thing for girls in their underwear. For some reason imagining them nude did nothing for me.

Then i eventually got laid and realized that clothes can sometimea completely lie about what a womans body really looks like.

Sure why not.

im the same way but still prefer them with panties on because some vaginas are nasty

haha y-yeah i eventually got laid too, t-totally changes your perception of the world innit haha

holy shit how much of a late bloomer are ya mate

A preteen boy will always go choose that hot /ss/ option. ALWAYS

You literally know nothing.

>choosing the cake

He was trying to seduce someone his own age ya fuckin heeb

chocolate cake