Should I beat the living shit out of some retard who broke my old mop at work and forced me to use some shitty metal piece of shit that constantly throws it's mop head? It seems only fair I break him until he can't work anymore
Pic is how I see him right now a total retard and no I won't fucking calm down
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its a mop
you'll be in the news for killing someone over a mop - they'll call you insane
so definitely do it - it'll be funny for me & the rest of the nonautistic on here
Do whatever the most absurd thing would be.
Things have been increasingly following in that fashion so I think just following that would have the most dramatic results.
I wasn't going to kill him just a simple ass kicking and telling him to never touch my mop since he is too retarded not to snap it in half
Shove that broken mop up his ass
>On Sup Forums
>Not autistic
Newfag
calm down
I know how it feels when the dumb ass mop head falls off constantly, I've resorted to buying my own good mop
Yes.
Kill him with death
Just fuck his mop up
If you are going to beat him, wear nothing but tighty whiteys and a cape. Also use a 14 inch black rubber cock and scream you beeen blacked bitch
Should I beltch between beeeen and blacked
Yes, you totally should. You seem like a very rational person to come to such a conclusion.
I feel that you work in retail/anyservice, if so i know your struggle. I work in a toy's r us, we have a retard who got pity hired. He's like the janitor or somthing. But the lazy mcNochromosomes never take's the trash, so the management make's me do it. I wish he was thrown off a cliff when he was born.
If you are able, it would be acceptable if you dont though
U seem like a very reasoned person and have reached a logical course of action. Just make sure u stick something up his ass and post pics.
Frame him for stealing some shit then he gets fired instead
It depends... How long had you and the mop been in a relationship?
OP
yo
it's a mop
thats a mop
issa mop
damn dats a mop
aye pass me da mop
fr i need dat mop
wtf is that mop doing here??
the nigger can't mop
the retard can't mop
the niggers retard's gf can't succ dicc
the niggers neighbor has a retarded nephew who plays bass in a pop punk band
that band?
it's a mop
>ranting about a broken mop at 2 in the morning on a friday night
>on a peruvian knitting forum
>to people you assume care
Dude just buy a new mop kek
oddly i understand ops rage.
shitty mop are the worst
dew et
O.o here and to top it off about 4 times today my headphones snagged on something and got ripped off or the plug knocked loose
>o.o
Fuck this autocorrect too
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Absolutely OP. No room for retard coworkers.
Is that you, Stanley?
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