/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

/cum/ empires edition

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This map is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Why do I love it so much?

Fuck Drumpf

That Valentine's Day was a good day desu

nothing wrong with being autistic

can't tell if girl wants the d...

>nothing wrong with being autistic

all this proves is Im terrible with women

not exactly a secret

there are people that save months old screenshots on their harddrives just so they can try to prove that other anonymous posters are gay

wow just wow

t-thanks OP

Cum, tell me about Montreal. Do they speak French in international companies over there?

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>ask someone out 3 times
>"im not autistic im just bad with women"

play francais games, win francais prizes

here is the reply you are expecting

getting rejected doesnt equate to being autistic

D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE

More /cum/ posters need to use Tinder or get gfs so I can save pictures if it.

>Do they speak French in international companies over there?
Businesses that employ over 50 people have to use french for everything, although interpersonal conversations take place in English in some firms obviously

no he already posted that one, I was expecting the one he posted

THREE
TIMES

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she was pretty cute

But that's New Mexico

YOURE STILL SAVING IMAGES OF HER LEGS

I dont have any pics of her legs

I cant save it from snapchat without her knowing

post them

>imolying french will ever be a lingua franca

It used to be. Lingua Franca literally means French Language, user.

If you do *64 before a screenshot she will never know

i take it we're all fans of qt japs here ...

youre fucking trying though
you are actually fucking instagram satlking her
dude
u
d
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Can we have a seperate general for each of these regiions?

I'm a fan of qt girls in general desu

>i take it we're all fans of qt japs here ...

cum

not stalking

she added me and we occasionally chat

lol

good lad

did you not remember the balkanization? they all died. only /dixie/ is still alive

*cums*

I smell pretty good

cum loves oriental women

Same
>tfw use cologne so my clothes can smell nice

haha

no

wow if you guys are so close then i see no reason why you dont want her to know youre saving images of her legs

>edmonton empire doesn't even include edmonton

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want you all to never fall for the marriage meme

If someone of Latin American descent is born in the US and doesn't speak a work of Spanish, are they still latino?

I already told you, I dont have any pics of her legs

stupid alert message would give me away

married my waifu, bud

couldn't even if i tried lmao

>New México
There's a new one??

I don't need to use soap or cologne to smell good

Latino is a stupid word and mostly just used to call people a Mestizo because people don't want to say Mestizo.

the capital is slave lake

He's right you know

married my waifu, bud

so ... errm .... i really like america and want to visit one day ... but i'm not sure where to go ... can you tell me what the most fun place to visit is?

Yes and it's full of sociopaths.
I want to fall for the marriage meme.

It is a GREAT day outside today.

Add Pennsylvania, all of New York, Michigan and Illinois to Greater Québec and you might have something. Industry, Finance, Food, Raw Materials, Art, Science, Etc.

what kinda climate you looking for?

city? Farmland? Forest? beaches?

chicago unless u a bitch nigga

California, Florida, or Texas.

dont dodge the question

>not stalking

>she added me and we occasionally chat

Forest please

lmao guys there's this one loser who already asked me out three times but i rejected him every time
i keep sending him pictures of my legs to fuck with him
if he ever screenshots one of my snaps i'm going to get chad to break his thumbs

>florida
>killadelphia
>chiraq
>nyc jews, spics and blacks
>detroit
>flint

no thanks. Greater quebec is like 80% white in the pic

>ate f**d for the first time in a week

convince me not to throw up

west coast/montana/wyoming is really good for that

>Florida
>not a fun place for a tourist

wow what a racist post

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god dammit, forgot the pic

I haven't eaten anything but coffee all day

you dont eat coffee dumb*ss

cum ranking in terms of attractiveness

Men:
1. Canada
2. Mexico
3. USA

Women
1. USA
2. Mexico
3. Canada

Weird isn't it

im a racial minority myself, but american minorities are violent reprobates
miami-dade and broward counties are shitholes, the keys are overrated and disney world is for children

the most fun to be had in florida is drinking beer with racists in the pandhandle and shooting gators

>even the cat wants to leave her

You eat iced cappuccinos

Excuse me but I exclusively consume solid American Coffee Blocks like a real man should

theres quite literally more forest on the east coast you buttplug

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want to get married and fertilize a woman's egg multiple times producing numerous children

>visit new brunswick
>get shot by junkies

>tfw I don't live in Maine

wish I could fall in love with a woman

but the BEST forest is out west

>the thing is terrified
i wonder what it is about her that cause people to leave

>wanting to live in Canada-lite

Only places I would move:
>another part of Oregon
>Washington
>Massachusetts
>Vermont
>New Hampshire
>Maine

thats why its the best you dumb chicano
cant argue with that, old growth is beautiful

finally a fantastic british post

Ah yes, Orange County

business idea: move to antarctica before i kill myself

I'd love to her pet
Ungrateful kot

>visit quebec
>die of aids because french so is fucking gay that just hearing it gives you aids