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the jewish gf edition

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still prettier than anglos

hmm

How do we solve the goyim problem?

seeing a prossie at 11

i posted this song fucking AGES ago and none of you CUNTS (you)d me

I'm actually a great poster, I was just """raised""" by a terrible single mother.

Pics

literally me

user please buy me bokkles

bit late for a prossie to be working ain't it?
on a sunday too

has she gone full rorke or is she still an-cap?

unless you've got a literal 4/5 incher you'll be alright desu

t. 7x5 and almost everyone ive been with has complimented my size

Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilaaaaar,

Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilar,

I'll retari nakesiri ona tar, (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

(Hua!) kys

work tomorrow

Kill it with fire

this

white people are now impregnating brown wombs

a genocide, perhaps?

>someone in the last thread posted an HOUR long video of women talking about liking big willies
what is going on in his head

>pass user

rolling an exceedingly cheeky spliff

He took that a few hours before my birthday :3

nah
not really
there's money to be made

in my experience women value girth over length - in general

weed is reddit tier

as it should be

just did an unbelievably stinky fart, good grief

link?

>kys
dont think he says that bit mate does he
in your experience of having both a long thin willy and a short fat one?

>weed is reddit tier

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want to suck her toes

they still like a nice 1 like one mate. not even that big myself but not sure why dicklets try to deny it. so pathetic. women love big dicks

haven't smoked weed in over 24 hours

going to start a fire tomorrow and throw the rolling machine on it

how do i get /BrownGF2017/ lads

>>weed is reddit tier

kek

Going to a Sunday afternoon BBQ with the lads before pub trivia tonight

Should be a good time lads

Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eee,

Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eeeee,

Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,
Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,

U'll the muri gemmi onli albahar , (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,

Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,

On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,
On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,

I'll gerent the ersoni koinar, (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

How would the world look like if becoming fatter meant your cock would be fatter (and thus girthier) too?

need an assadist gf

youre welcome lads

thread was passable an hour ago or so
Now it's dire

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>this triggers the dicklet

watching cultural films tonight lads

cara 2bh lads

i actually had one girl tell me she doesn't really care, though she also told me how i hurt her with mine but it wasnt a 'bad kind of pain' so i dunno

xDDD

why tho

What's your political ideology and why should I follow it?

was bend it like beckham the film about the lesbian paki girl who played football

so called wife unironically wants to name our kid daryl

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
wrote a little ditty lads

thats 1 girl m8 and how can you even trust what she says, by and large women really like big dicks

would vaginas also scale to fatness?

only way to salvage the ol' mental health

going to take a fat shit, have another beer and then top myself bye x

radical centrism

because it's the only one that makes any sense

Villalad?

>ywn have a big dick
>a woman will never tell you how big you are
>a woman will never have a shocked and delighted look on her face when she undresses you

good lad enjoy

>political ideology
doesn't exist
>why should I follow it?
you shouldn't unless you believe in spooks

>what's your idealogy
apathist

>why should I follow it?
takes less energy than caring about things you cannot conceivably control or influence in any meaningful way whatsoever

sounds like a good plan apart from the topping yourself bit, replace that with getting a curry x

reminder there are guys with 5 inch dicks here right now who have literally convinced themselves that women dont prefer bigger dicks

>tfw don't get hard easily then cum in like 50 seconds with the gf

End it.

Any tips?

prefer not to say

yeah
the actress still looks pretty good
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parminder_Nagra

HOWLING

hair on the sides of my head is thinner than the top and back. My scalp is visible in the sides if i dont comb it.

I noticed this when i was 17. 23 now and it's still like this, anyone know why? I dont have a receeding hairline or that corner temple stuff.

Can I have your rolling machine as a memento to all the good times we've had?

state of you mate, i can cum 4 times and can last over an hour

you just have thin hair

pick one runt quality :

hyper-underbite
no chin
5" dick
freckles insta-burn skin
ginger
stoop
shoe size less than 10
manboobs

Never liked an artist's music but disliked them as a person as much as I do with grimes

and there are lads with big willies here who have never had sex
mad world

reddit

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shoe size less than 10, easy

>20 quid note


was gonna take the piss out of you for having a rolling machine by why have you got 20 quid in america

that doesn't sound like advice, jog on.

every night I can hear someone violently coughing and phlegming in the same spot outside

what the fuck is it

Already have freckles insta-burn skin, so I'll take that. Not like I go out in the sun anyway.

Muscles all over my body keep twitching. Losing strength in my arms and hands.

Pretty sure I have early stage ALS.

ignorance is your new best friend

youtube.com/watch?v=g_8XVA5bT4c

>If you could rewind your time
>Would you change your life?

>Do you like you?
>Do you love your wife?
>Or did you pick what
>You're told was right?

>freckles insta-burn skin
this one deffo

>shoe size less than 10
I'm size 9, what's wrong with that?

>shoe size less than 10
already have this so I'll pick this

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post your address and I'll send it to you
It's mine

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haha yeah what losers

*looks at my 7.5x6 virgin willy*

haha...

yeah i know mate i also left what i said open to the fact she could have been lying, she said she doesnt care but also made a point that it was a nice kind of pain that i gave her, i reckon she was just trying to seem nice or something

So I can by rolling machines

Duh

Like the other poor devils in China, India and Japan

>irish """people"""

t. cougher and phlegmier

'rimes mentioned

kek