What the fuck is this thing on my dog's face? It's not coming off

What the fuck is this thing on my dog's face? It's not coming off.

it's a fucking

That's a tick. Get some tweezers and pull that off at the base.

Welcome to summer.

Take it to a vet.
Probably just a tick tbh.

It's a tumor . better go euthanize your dog or he'll die a painful death.
please don't actually do that , it's a tick I'm sorry

Looks like a peanut! Eat it

bring that to /adv/

It's called fur, most dogs have it

Don't pull it off, the teeth will be left embedded in the skin. Either let it fall off naturally, or apply an anti-tick spray to the tick. Don't squeeze it either or it may force some blood back into the dog and could result in lime disease.

Are there ticks that big? It's like the size of a raisin.

If left long enough they can be. If you are in doubt consult a vet.

ticks can blow up to about the size of a marble when they engorge with blood.

It looks like it's not on the skin, your dogs hair is pretty thick, it should just be above the hair at this point.

It's a fucking potato chip dumbass.

Upon close inspection, it's a fish. And it's looking right at you.
You have a fish growing out of your dog's nose.
Proves evolution. Leave it on so science can study it more.

post more pics so we can fap to it.

Use tweezers and grab the tick as close to the skin as you can, dont apply to much pressure because you dont want the sack to explode. Once you get a hold of it pull it out in a twisting motion. Once you have the tick check if you have the whole tick by inspecting if the tick has all its legs.

Thats a tick m9. Burn it off with a cigarettes. Problem solved.

They start out small but as they gorge themselves on blood they swell up like a nasty fucking balloon. How the fuck do you not know anything about ticks?

The skin of your dog can be slightly swollen for a day or 2 once removed. If the dog's behaviour changes get him checked and mention the tick. Im a vet

It is clearly a fish.
Possibly a tuna.

Also buy anti tick pills or gel, small dogs are most prone to getting ticks and fleas.

how often do you cut his hair? short hair is so easy to maintain.

Dude take dog to Vet and stop asking faggots about the only real thing that might love you in life. If you respond and did not get there by now your dog will and should die. Go take the little guy in.

Probably a tick. Can be removed if you k ow how to do it. Otherwise just go to a vet.

It seems a tick, they don't live in the dog, they just go on the dog to feed themselves.
You'd need to fumigate.
Buy some DDVP in a petshop and a syringe (without a needle as it's just for measuring the quantity).
Take 1.5 cubic milimeters or cubic centimeters (cc) with the syringe and put it in half a litre bottle filled with water. So you have a concentration or 3cc of DDVP per litre of water.
Use fumigate the zone the dog lives (DDVP is a powerful venom and you should be careful not to put it on the dog itself nor his food/drink or where he sleeps). If possible, take the dog to live and sleep in another part of the house for 2 or 3 days.
Go to the pet shop and get some anti-tick product made to be put on the dog (it's made as per dog's weight, if the dog already hast ticks on it you should buy the next size and put it not only in his neck, but also all the way until you reach the back). Also this anti-tick works with dog's sweat so you need to wait at least 2 weeks after you showered your dog before you can apply it.
Buy the anti-tick to put on the dog every 4 months (this time real dog's weight and place only on his neck at least 2 weeks after showering your dog as it works with dog's sweat) so you you can prevent more ticks to come and you can fumigate the place with DDVP every start of a rainy season.