What would you do if you had a portal gun?

What would you do if you had a portal gun?

suck my own dick

Teleport and shit

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Using it to construct a dynamo kind of machinery with one thing continously falling through the portals and inducing a magnetic field thus infinite energy.

And probably use it to pop trash into the can behind the house because I'm too lazy to go outside.

shoot a portal on the sun and execute political dissidents with it

Rap it up boys were done here.

sell it to the highest bidder

green in toilet, blue in snow machine at nearest ski resort.

Figure out how to create the white walls compatible with it so that portals could be created. As it is, the portal gun likely only would be useful if I landed upon the moon.

Hide in the girls locker room at the high school.

Oh wait.. this question is different.

Put one portal in my house and the other in the girls locker room ceiling.

>green
>?

Do you even Portal?

Do the Big Bank mission from Payday 2 but in real life.

>green
Are you color blind?

I do what I must, because I can

Yes, actually. Red/green colorblind. Sometimes I just guess. I always thought tennis balls were yellow, but people tell me they're green. Go figure...

And toss this little bitch through right on time

First of all, i'd create a miniature version of it. Everything that has the same power but that's smaller is better. Then, implanting it on military vehicles, and men. With this, conquer the world.
After this, immediately start conquering space, by using Faster Then Light Travel, we should start to encounter new specie pretty soon. Slave the other specie and use them to work for my empire and for my people. Then, i'd do the math to transport whole planets and create my own solar system, with portals on each planet. One for holidays, another one for Hunting and Fishing, another one to Geek etc...Then i'd die and make all of this explode because there would be mini-nukes in each one of the guns.

They're a very yellowy green. Don't blame you for thinking that

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>fuck my own ass

>Place portals on floor and ceiling
>place a generator in between
>pour water down the floor portal
>water constantly falls on the generator
>infinite energy

>put portals on opposite walls in a thin corridor
>hands on shoulders
>one-man conga line

>place two floor portals
>fall down one
>come out the other, but go back down again
>repeat until I become nauseous due to the constantly changing gravity

and this so I no longer have to risk hurting my back

Not much, as a risk breaking my legs because I don't have long fall boots

Fuck off normie

samefag

that's gold man

fib-pib