CowBro here. I'm almost done with my story

CowBro here. I'm almost done with my story.

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continue pls

?

yes

pls continue

It's not over? I can't take any more feels. Please have a happy ending. By Kek, may OP have a happy end.

he fucks the corpse

>Kelly's death as affected many
>the owner's children used to play with her, teasing her and running around outside her pen
>they have made a small wooden cross with her name on it
>I took it up to Kelly's Grove (as we started to call it) and planted it by her grave while I checked for coyote tracks
>I didn't want them to disturb her body
>meanwhile, Jan has become the primary milk cow for the calves
>I don't fuck Jan anymore, as I mourn Kelly
>I instead start to pamper and take care of Jan
>I feed her in two portions thought the day instead on one big one
>I wash her and brush her down
>I sneak her treats when her diet will allow it

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>9GAG
Boo, get off this thread, you're ruining the feels!

Fucking kek

I have a feeling this isn't real CowBro

>I bring Erika by the farm to meet Jan
>Jan seems to like her and nuzzles her
>I tell Erika that Jan likes her
>she thinks it's weird that I'm so attached to a cow, but she is happy that I am happy
>I milk Jan, and make butter
>Erika and I make muffins for everyone with her butter
>we all laugh and thank Jan
>my mom gets out of jail and comes to visit me, so I introduce her to Jan
>I take a photo of her riding Jan and she puts it up on her refrigerator
>Jan gets fat and pregnant
>hope it's not mine haha...
>when she has the calf, me and farmhand deliver it with the vet
>breech, but it's healthy and will live
>the owner asks us what we should name the new calf, but we already know
>"okay, everyone welcome Kelly!"

But the greentext seems rael

you probs wouldn't have said anything about it if you hadn't seen the watermark

I NEED A SCREEN CAP

Told ya its legit

Shut up queer

>one day, Owner leaves early for trip with his family
>I figure I will go shower and take Erika for a nice dinner
>I go to my shack but farmhand stops me
>he wants my help putting Jan in the cattle run
>why?
>he says the doc is coming by to give her injections
>I tell him the doc can't do anything until the owner is here
>he finally breaks and tells me
>"cmon man, I'm just trying to get some pussy"
>I tell him there are plenty of whores at the church bar
>he scoffs and says that he will just take her in the pen
>he turns to leave

Uh oh shit gonna get real

ohhhhhh shiiitttttt is op about to commit murder over a calf named kelly

...

>op kills farmhand for trying to fuck his Jan

The hell is a church bar

MOAR

>"farmhand, don't you touch that animal"
>he gives me a disbelieving fuck you and continues on his way
>I go to my shack and unload my mossberg
>I walk up to Jan's pen
>farmhand has his pants down , he is rubbing Jan, and swigging from a bottle
>I work my action loudly to get his attention
>he turns to me and goes pale
>"n-now user, ain't no need for that"
>"farmhand, I got a pote of white lighting in my blood and a shotgun in my hands. When I tell you to let that animal alone, You better fucking leave it be"
>I can see in his eyes that he is angry and scared, but he knows I'm serious
>I can also see, that deep down, a long time ago, it could have been him holding a gun in a situation just like this
>he pulls up his pants, gets in his truck and drives off
>I lock up my shotgun and tuck a .380 in my waistband, in case farmhand tries to make a problem for me
>I walk out to my truck and get set to pick up Erika
>I wave to Jan as I leave, and I swear she winked at me.

Bar attached to a church. Also there's a bar attached to the feed store. It's a way to circumvent local liquor laws that have been in place for like 100 years.

to lazy, im just saving the html page

God damn rednecks fighting over cow fussy

>Be OP
>fuck cows every day with farmhand
>start getting human pussy
>start to whiteknight the animals I once fucked alongside this man
>Be this big of a faggot

Kek.

it's for Kelly, dude

I didn't really include the underlying farmhand relationship. We stopped cooperating around the time I realized how weird it was that I was dating a cow. It mainly had to do with him getting really drunk and fucking Rosie. She didn't like him, so she would try to run away, he'd have to use lube. It was just so violent. Made me think a lot about consent, and if I was fucking a cow or raping a cow. Around the time Kelly got sick, I just stopped talking to him.

So u stopped fucking cows after Kelly passed ?

That wasn't me, but this is OP. I had tried once or twice with Jan, but after Kelly passed, I wasnt really interested in fucking cows anymore. More just being their friends.

>inb4 how I met your mother

I understand. I also understand why u pulled a gun on him. It got old and weird so seeing him want to fuck Jan made u upset.

Here. In memory of Kelly

Thank you man. I'm glad someone liked the story. This is great.

Good read glad I was here to read it

>don't see farmhand for two days
>ready to warm his pants with rock salt if he comes for Jan
>he comes back after a bender and I explain the new rules to him
>he's unhappy, but he understands my position
>mainly, I don't think he wants to get into a shootout or a blood feud with me over an Arby's fleshlight
>not a fun thing to explain to the sheriff
>Erika talks about moving out of town, but I'm happy in my work and I like my animals
>still, life is unpredictable

Is this the end?

>Arby's fleshlight

kek

All good things must come to an end brother.

anyone got webms to compliment the story?

there. now it doesn't look like shit.

Well, I'm not sure how to end my tale Sup Forums. I've skipped over a lot of degeneracy, I've let a lot of emotions go unstated. But for better or worse, that's basically the story of how I fucked cows for 4 years of my life and learned what it truly means to love.

>the story of how I fucked cows for 4 years of my life and learned what it truly means to love

I'm not sure if this sentence makes me love Sup Forums or hate Sup Forums.

F

have Sup Forums then

did you ever fucked an animal before that? why did you left the farm?

What happened afterwards? Did Erika move out of town? Did you move out of town? What do you do now?

I've got one

Great, but nigga, we need some reactions and replies, comments, ect. That'll make it a true legendairy story.

Well, this shot reminds me why I waste my life on this crazy site. Good for you OP. I understand why you pulled a gun on farmhand.

Very cool. I can only imagine what cow pussy feels like. I kinda want to feel that after I heard your story. Sounds hot to be honest.

Anyone got the vid of the guy with the calf? Also OP did you ever try that?

Anyone got some reactions from the last thread? Is it still up? I wanna embellish 's pic.

Erika ended up moving out of town. I couldn't leave the farm, so we decided to end things. She now works at a very nice salon in LA, and when I'm in town, we bang.

I worked at the farm for about another year. I live in Chicago now. I work as a bodyguard and I study zoology and vetinary sciences. I want to work at a zoo as a handler/keeper, that's my dream job.
I've only fucked women since Jan. When I moved, I started talking to a therapist about everything. It's really cleared a lot of things up for me.

so the story is over?

Yes, I've tried it. It wasn't for me. Cow tongue is a bit rough, and the teeth scare me.

Yeah, it's pretty good. I still don't know how I feel about bestiality, but if you get the chance, try to make the cow horny first.

Unless you have any specific questions or a specific type of anecdote you would like to hear.

working on it

damn son. this was fucking enlightening.

What a ride

i have the whole fucking thread saved as html
with images

Man, I feel good for you and a little bit sad at the same time. Hope you've found happiness.
Kek bless, user, Kek bless.

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Thanks for sharing bro, you cracked me up several times and then cracked me down hard once
Rip kelly
Hope you become a zookeeper, but are you planning to fuck exotic animals?

heres the archive thebarchive.com/b/thread/733912814/
thebarchive.com/b/thread/733858055

Yep, I'm a pretty happy person overall. I've got a gf, get good grades, make more money than I ever thought I would. Wanted to see about retiring Kelly Jr. but I think she'll live out her days happy with the calves.

finished (I hope)

mediafire.com/file/i9bj6hoam93zk2h/Brovine.zip

here u lil shits
both threads in HTML form

>thebarchive.com/b/thread/733912814/
i suppose that works

Haha no, not really interested in fucking the animals, I just like animals (clearly).

A for effort

get some of the "F"s in there as well

I'M CAPPED IN SCREEN MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Still hoping for a calf webm

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oh my god this game broke my heart with rin's good ending

Get some reactions at the beginning, middle, generally throughout, still, it's great. A couple reactions for each or so posts OP made. I'm happy I'm in it!

Thanks for listening to my story Sup Forums.
Kelly bless.

This was a fascinating story OP. I stayed till the end.

Considering it's my first time screencapping something like that it's not too bad. I'll remember to do that next time though. I might try to improve it later.

Thread dead, I don't wanna fuck up the last post, but did anyone realize that OP basically fucked his AIDS into a cow and then killed her to cover up his cow fucking?

thats not how cows work

Please do, your screencap will be remembered like the legends like 'The Pooping bandit,' 'I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB,' and 'Fats McGee and the Retard Three.'

This is more of a ride on par with the Ballad of Ella

I get tones of "Eight Beers" McGee

Yeah, it's Godtier shit. Those were off the top of my head, but don't stack up to CowBro.

Also can we get a cap of all the new posts in this thread?

Yeah, we need the whole thing.

I don't want this thread to die on me.

likewise, user

Remember Sup Forumsros, what CowBro taught us. Sometimes, you need to let go.

RIP Kelly

words of wisdom. F

Niggas we need that full cap

Wtf was that mouse from again? Some weird Minecraft video akaik?

>This thread tho

Ratboy Genius. It's weird as fuck. youtube.com/user/ratboygenius