Ok Sup Forums last nights thread 404'd without a winner. So first person to get trips decides what day i die

Ok Sup Forums last nights thread 404'd without a winner. So first person to get trips decides what day i die.

yesturday

you die on the day the earth is sucked into a black hole

old age

old age, time to start eating better

So close

When half life 3 comes out

September 11, 2017. Go out with a bang

Lite yourself on fire inside a Walmart

U live a long and prosperous life, at the age of 82 u will pass away peacefully in your sleep.

The day you die of natural causes.

Alrigh fuck it, u don't and you get hit by a truck tomorrow.

suicide by hanging

I didnt ask how i asked when. Learn how to read.

Old age in peace with family and people who love you around you.

When not how

On April 23 2020 jump into a volcano

roll

1 OFF

Damn. Thats actually a good one.

baloon

inject yourself with liquid nitrogen on camera.

tonight by self inflicted gunshots to carotid artery, bleed out

Die in a fist fight with a chimpanzee while listening to Styx's Mr. Roboto tomorrow.

FUCKING CLOSE

05/29/2073

5 minutes from now

swallow some razor blades

jan 24, my birthday

put nail bat up ass on livestream

You will keep on living and get your shit together

In 20 minutes.
Livestream it.

Never.

Roll

Magic trips machine. Inject yourself with nigger semen on Christmas eve.

Reroll

reroll 1/3

Never

Rereroll

August 21. Dehydration.

go in the hood and yell nigger

jump off a roof tonight

reroll 2/3

Tomorrow

reroll

Reroll

reroll 3/3

Today

June 27th 2098

CLOSE AGAIN

The day your body dies naturally, user.

rip

So fucking close. One reroll.

die rn

Stop being a pussy. Either get your shit together or do it without Sup Forums.

Rereroll

I take it back...

Do this.

01/01/23

06/25/2036

reroll

Next Friday in a bronze bull.

Oh my fucking god. Can anyone fucking read. It doesnt ask how to die. It ask when.

why is this happening we keep getting close

December, 24 this year

rolling for this

do it tonight live

insulin overdose

In 50 years.

Overdose on DMT next tuesday

07/10/23

HOW

Checkem, if you wanna die. I got a job for you. A property I own has been used as a trap house, the people staying there are in jail currently for domestic charges but when they get out, as ive been told, will come back to my property. I'm going to let my 20gauge do the talking unless you wanna come fight these animals. My tenant (that I trusted) died... and aparentally its been used as a trap house for the past 2 months.

I'm kicking some ass, if you want a part reply with the state you live in.

When Half-Life 3 comes out.

mesothelioma 12/21/2021

when pigs fly

impossible.

this

I'd be willing to hunt some niggers. Would you pay?

the day HL3 comes

Old age.

so never?

Thirteen days from now, you will take a whole bottle of aspirin/sleeping pills

when this thread 404

In precisely 50 years you're allowed to kill yourself, but only if it's by jumping out of a helicopter.

11/5/1955

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

Reroll niggaz.

the day traps stop being gay

when we roll these fucking trips

Just do it now faggot.

FUCK

ice tub toaster challenge july 7

when you finally lose your virginity

Now
Livestream it.
You fag.

lol ez

October 19, 2932. Banana peel accident.

Sonic diarrhea

>Oh no, you don't want that one

Cant go back in time

that's not gonna happen... unless death by snu-snu?

next time any Sup Forumsro gets laid