Im sorry sir but there was a report of dubs in the area you've been stopped for a random check

Im sorry sir but there was a report of dubs in the area you've been stopped for a random check.
Im gonna need to see singles, trips, or higher

I don't even have singles but my friend does

oooooooo !! wat you gona do hoonky!?

ay b0ss

yessir everythin's in order

Am I being detained?!

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Again? I was already checked earlier...

always happy to show off my singles

Da fuck you talking about, bitch?

Nothing here officer. Just some boring fagots.

Sirs you are getting suspiciously close to dubs there you may want to watch yourselves

no problem, officer

Eurobeat intensifies

>Random check
Youve been stopping faggots. This is fucking profiling

What dubs to be the issue, officer?

Fuck (runs)

WE GOT HIM BOYS GET THE WHOLE SQUAD ON THIS

Just because im black doesnt mean
I have dubs

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if dubs, I'll dab

ayy whatsa fuckin craic officer?

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WE'VE GOT TWO

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uppafuckinpeelers

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This is why the public is losing trust in the police

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I'm good man

not a dub to be seen my man

Nothing wrong here sir.

wheres your landrover and lollipop boy uniform u daft cunt? uve no right to be stoppin me on the queens highway

almost go fucking quads holy shit

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Dubs? Never heard of him.

winRAR!

Hey I'm clean man, just czech me

HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT!!

trips confirmed

Raaaaah off by 3

TOO LATE MUTHAFUCKA

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trips rollerino 2

w-what dubs officer

i dindu shieeeeet

Fuck fuck fuck mother fucker fuck

shiiiiieeeeeet it da po po...diddunuffin

no dubs here

cyka blyat giev mie duubs blin

Yo I'm innocent.

you are wasting ur time

I-Im just a nefag sir. I've never even seen dubs.

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Sir I am appalled at the thought of those "dubs" in my neighborhood. Good to see you doing your job

nice painting. What is it called, Art du canceur?

THOSE AREN'T DUBS OFFICER

SIR IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP RESISTING

Ha! Dubs, you see officer I have surpassed dubs, I now have what is know as trips!

N-no dubs here officer!

All clean here officer

Only faggots get dubs, officer. And I am not a faggot.

check em

Me too

OH SH-

innocent your honor

You'll never take me alive!

well maybe a technicality will save me oi=r magnets bitch

Theres no dubs officer, can I go?

just minding my own business,ossifer

I've got warrants

Problem officer?

Good morning officer. I'm white, so I'll just be on my way, yeah?

what seems to be the officer, problem?

SIRS PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN AND COME PEACEFULLY

[runs away]

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its okay officer, i left my dubs at home.

Hello Officer

Eh...

DUBS? Ain't no one had dubs around here since '73.

Why don't you move along sir? We don't want no trouble.

Fite me officer

I dare you

No dubbs here officer

i-i don't have any dubs sir!

GET HIM BOYS