Have you ever wished you were Indian?

Have you ever wished you were Indian?

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No.

Lol no

"no"

Never

Did you see the new Jungle Book

Why would I want to be anything but white?

Never.

Never. Indians are autistic retards who can't shit in a toilet. Even women prefer niggers over Indians.

No

>have you ever wished you lived in a place with the highest rate of birth defects, people who shit in the street, a 100% clean holy river that is actually polluted to hell and back, social caste system straight out of the dark ages, a culture against eating beef, and surrounded by Muslim countries

Name one good thing about being Indian.

DESIGNATED

I don't like the idea of worshiping toilets

Sometimes, but only because I wish I could understand Kumar at work

wat u say to me bitch basterd

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POO

>Shitskin portraying himself as white
>Asking white people if they evr wanted to be indian
projecting much?

>small dick
>smell like shit
>shit everywhere
>manlet
>dumb

lol no

Where can I get jeans like that?

Are you kidding me?? I'm fucking a WHITE MALE.
In other words, no.

why the fuck does the indian have a duck foot on his head?

I'd rather eat the diarrhea inducing treats in that glass.

Yeah, actually. One time I was out for a jog and I had sudden diarrhea. I had to hold it until I managed to walk all the way home. It was pretty uncomfortable.

No, fuck no. I wish I was a fucking African. At least I'd have a big fucking dick and white women will fuck me.

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Only because Indian women are lookers and the food is spicy and I love spicy food. But then theirs the pressure to marry who your patents want and the religion is hard to follow.

Anyone got stories of Indian code monkeys not knowing wtf they're doing and poo in loos cheating in school? I love those stories

They are there everywhere on the internet. Why the fuck do you even not know how to search? Are you a Paki?

Pffffffff

Yeah. I look at India society and see a society where people relish being part of the crowd, part of a tumultuous mass of people.... and I compare it to here where people live atomized, isolated, individualistic lives..... and I think to my self "how wonderful it would be to be part of a crowd and not using the internet for social interaction"

Never.

India is a dog-eat-dog society where the wealthy tolerate extreeme poverty because of a primitive paganist caste system. Indians believe the poor are poor because they had bad karma in a past life, bullshit. You are a hellbound culture.

>Blonde
>White
>Indian
Nice try Pajeet

I once had to take an urgent shit in the middle of a hike. I felt like an indian.

Which Indian? Cracka, you mean something else when you mean Indian in USA.

You laugh you lose, Sup Forums edition

No.

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Yes, one time
>stomach hurts, have to "go"
>no toilets around
>only streets

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I loooov you baybee yuo so good look pls sent pics!

I'm penis my pens whants yoo wow! It is hard

Pls accept frend reqest and then fuck we yuo so hot

T. PooLoo Ranjeep

Are fatties and Jewesses are your thing?
>Indian.
>Have Negro tier IQ.
>Have tiny dick.
Poor Indians lost the genetic lottery so hard the bottom half of the country is a literal shithole.

Some of their instruments are kinda cool

Unexpected kek

India will never experience clean water.

It's possible, but I'm guessing it's like 1 in a million chance or something

Why is Sup Forums holding a taco?

Even Indians here think India is a shithole

>Not changing the title to Scat-Calling.
You had one job America.

Toilet man gave him something to eat.

To all you racist fucks being disparaging to Indians itt.. be careful or you just might come back as one in the next life. That is all

I'd rather be black than indian. At least blacks can look good, are strong and everything looks good on them.

Indians have no redeeming quality.

Hitler obviously did.

Sup Forums is the highest caste level. Be careful how you speak towards it.

no

>get assigned a group project with people from other offices

>the Indian dude I partner with always says "holy cow" when something is not going right

Not even in my craziest moments

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Every day...


I thank the lord that I'm not Indian

>implying Portugal isn't on the same shit tier as India
At least India's entire economy doesn't depend on serving British and French people

It would be a short life

no

they shit in the railtracks

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If I got to pick my next race, Indian would be second lowest besides black

Kek
Nice one burger

Every single day

>pajeet draws a drawing idealizing indians
>it looks like a northern european

>pajeet draws a drawing looking belittle pol
>it looks indian

you literally CANNOT make this up folks. the chip on every indian's shoulder regarding whiteness is THIS BIG

>feeling bad for living in a shit country
>remember that at least i'm not indian
feels good man

ya got those shirts on the wrong people m8

I am a dutch guy in Mumbai and I can guarantee you all that indians are completely flabbergasted by whites. Random people greet me with 'hello white man' on a daily base. It is surreal

post pic of designated shitting street.

LOL are you fucking kidding me?