About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?

About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?

zodiac killer with a haircut

Looks like u have the body of a young boy and the legs of a man. wtf is wrong with u

lol

you look like you're trying too hard, user.

You're gonna wow her my buddy my pal

Like you don't know how to play that piano.

def over dressed go in sweats an a wife beater with a mustard stain

too much. unless its a wedding etc.

Is Teller coming with you? Like a double date thing?

youre trying to hard its cringy

if youre going to wear a $12 three piece at least make sure the shitty fabric doesnt match the carpet

You can't even stand up straight. Why are your pants too long? You look like Shaun King if he was going court. Let me guess, mommy dressed you in one of your "uncles" suits.

You look like you haven't had sex in close to 8 years and are super desperate for pussy right now

If Bobby Hill and Slenderman had a child, this would be it.

like Penn Jillette but like if he had a distant relative that fucked Jared from Subway.

You look a bit tense and nervous. Take a deep breath and relax, I'm sure you'll be fine.

you look a little autistic. Take a deep breath and kys

kek

I guarantee there's a fidget spinner in one of those pockets.

look fine dude but the girl is ok ?

Like you could only marry a girl if you get her pregnant and the sex was just pitty

why are you wearing a suit? are you going fine dining or something? Also, get your suit tailored. The fit looks terrible, but the color is good