We judge each other based on our first names

We judge each other based on our first names
>I'll start
>Gage

She ain't got no pants on

Jack. I think it's a good name. Very masculine.

Gay-ge

I understand that it's supposed to get people interested in my shitty thread

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One more and i would of checked you

Porter Gage from Nuka World?

She has some huge ass feet!

Bob.

Doug

I like this thread!

Can you imagine if you were that guy in line and you had to not look at her pusy?

So we should gauge you based on your name?

>ITT

>we judge each other based on something that was never our choice.

be less creative and never try.

It's shopped, they're pink in the actual pic

*ba dum tss*

Mediocre guy couple kids ex wife maybe, works in a factory of sorts?

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Timb

that man has a nice face

Mel

>Mediocre guy couple kidsex wife maybe, works in a factory of sorts?

This destroyed me. I can't sleep now knowing she aint got not pants on.

Rafael

Randall

Sup

Harrison.

Tall ginger. No kids, no wife and work in a theater

Hispanic fag with a thin mustache who frequents Grindr.

Jeremiah

i know a guy named gage, hes a faggot with a fucked nose

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I'm going to WalMart later b/ros

hi

fuck you, thats my name, who told you you could use it you bitch

Hillary supporter

My sides. Gobe. Gone.

You dont have to go by the name given on your birth certificate.You also can have it legally changed to something you do like

>post discarded

are you a bullfrog?

Aaron

Good call

Almost missed it.

Wishes he went to the gym and was masculine. Makes up for it be complimenting his own name.
Works in a grocery store for the past 15 yearsJew

Ethan.

Amish

Nope curly brown hair 20 so no kids no wife work at guitar shop.

Brad

man look at that tight ass

Gotcha

Ray

Tech worker. Late 20s or early 30s. Wishes he could be in high school again. Spends an unnerving amount of time trying make friendsure with teenagers.

Go on?

My name's Chad
>pic related is me

a total Douche-nozzle that gets used by women for nothing other then child support

hi

Luke.

No

Emanuel

Pedro

Not in the slightest

Jeremy.

definitely a douche

>Chad
>that face

Chad in name only

Ethan... EEEETHAAAAN

Sells crack to white trash. Also has no front teeth

double dubs bullfrog

with the force

Hardcore feminazi because you had an Abusive Father

Gage?

Moar like GAY-ge, amirite?

>gage

I'm assuming your parents did a fair amount of drugs throughout their lives

>Doug

You're a boring straight-edge douche who thinks drinking is tight

>Randall
You're probably an insufferable faggot who never stops talking about the alt-right or trump

>jeremiah
Your parents are probably religious which drove you away from organized religion and you are now an athiest

Augusto.

Tyrell

very far off

LOL

Brandon

i like to think its spiderman pooping instead of his dick hanging out

sell drugs on the low

kevin

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No father figure, mother was a hoe, doesnt bath, is in or will soon be in jail

has a father with a coke problem, and now resents his father for it.

Dale

38

Still live @ hm

Your only contribution to society is the size of your dick. You make girls uncomfortable.

Jake

I just want more of this phenomenal looking woman

Humberto

Agnostic/ liberal Calvinists not atheist

Christopher

balding but you're afraid to recognize it.

slicked back blonde hair

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Closet Homosexual that is also secretly a Closet Furry

large

Finn

As in good things about the alt right and trump or a sjw type talking about them? Kinda off but still praise kek

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Dakota
>inb4 north or south hardy fucking har

are you an autistic tranny?

You work at Statefarm , and like long phonecalls with other men

But I was close, right?

Momma's boy. Bipolar. Small penis.