If you had total control of Sup Forums, what would you do?

If you had total control of Sup Forums, what would you do?

close it down

This, honestly. I'd make sure it never, ever came back.

it needs to be done.

Like Uncle Ben used to say, "Peter, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a sheboon's womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of jungle fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Lord knows most of the halflings in Harlem are wondering where old Papa Ben went. But Peter, if I ever see you bring a sheboon home, I'll tie the noose myself."
I'm really surprised that Rami managed to get this into the script. Still, words to live by tbqfh.

should have been shutdown when moot left.

Make it available only to the US

Take it off life support, it has been dead for so long all it does is waste resources and produce shit.

nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Turn in every IP address of anyone who posts anything that could be or potentially turn into kiddie porn. I hate pedos

Shut it down.

That already happens though. You really think people could post something illegal and not get reported to the authorities?

I'd shut it down and delete all backups. Fuck this site.

Show publicly the ip of those who post rek thread or animal thread

Ban anyone who posts a banana, andy sixs log, or any gif that starts with tits and ends with shovel dog.

"A... g...gh...gho....ghost!"

nothing
as in 0 moderation

Bring Snacks like moderators back

only THREE rules on Sup Forums:
>no spam/thread hijacking (fucking bananas)
>no bots
>no cp
all are heavily enforced, and a new report system lets you group together multiple posts to report them all in one report.

NEW BOARD: /bp/ - Random Porn. basically, Sup Forums but with only porn. only four rules:

>no threads unrelated to porn
>no spam (fucking bananas)
>no bots
>no cp

I delete the boards /lgbt/ /mlp/ and all the Japanese culture boards

way less rules across all the boards, for example /adult cartoons/ wouldn't ban furries or anything else as long as its hentai.

no more captcha

NO MORE FUCKING CAPTCHA

i would bring back post id's to stop the samefags

And get rid of all that loli/shota/cub/furry shit from Sup Forums

Captcha is a necessary evil, do you really want to go back to the days when 75% of posts were spam?

This. If nothing else at least give OP an id

a good idea would be to not ban people who post that but bring the threads to /bp/

Make big pay "wall"
It shall be the border between pass users and captcha fags
Make Sup Forums great again

ever been to a ylyl thread?

This

burn it to the ground and rid of my addiction

Manually posted spam is a lot less terrible than bot posted spam. It's way better than it was 10 years ago

Do my damn best to return it to pre 2012 era. First get rid of the janitors and mods that were hired when the site got boring. Open the floodgates and cleanse the normies. I'd encourage mods to fuck with people more, bring back random word filters etc

fpbp

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

pull the plug

I wouldn't shut it down, it filters the underage and summerfags from other better places.

/cp/

Shut it down permanently.

Cry realizing that I was now either a Jew or a Chink

WINNAR

I'd make it overthrow reddit within 2 years.

kekz were had

Game Over Man....Game Over!!!!

Full reset, assuming that it is not out of bounds to alter some things outside of Sup Forums itself in order to fulfill this control. Just put it back to as it was in the early days, just for one last ride.

Uncle Ben looks like the old Han Solo

I'd host raids
>inb4 lame, faggot, etc.

(Or just ban furries)
Careful what you wish for kiddo, only so long after that before Antifa or some shit decides to botspam everything if CAPTCHA isn't in place.

But those are the only things left that make Sup Forums in any way unique from the higher tier parts of Sup Forums, pretty much the only reason for it's continued existence they don't even take up much space.

write bots that create trap, cuck/wwyd, andy sixxx log threads every 5 mins

Burn the servers and make that sellout moot eat the ashes.

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You don't need bots there are tards already on the job, also catalog is the only way to view this shit pile of 70% redundant content.

Completely remove names from the site, and actually enforce the "no avatars/signatures" rule, even as far as banning anyone using namesync.
Namefags have consistently shitty posts and feel the need to make themselves consistently present.

this is why we no longer have nice things.

It is past it's expiration date. Let it die already

It had it's heyday, but got too popular for it's own good. Nothing unique comes out of Sup Forums anymore. Nothing funny comes from here. It's been normalized just as every other website has been.

Sup Forums as a whole is basically the containment board for the internet to keep everyone out of the normie web.

Best to just let it go.

roody poo

look what you've done to peter, user

Probably some Quality of Life shit, as well as some shit that would allow for greater user retention.

Q.O.L. improvements: (Probably have limited base user access, full access goes to Sup Forums pass accounts)

(You)Track: If a user wants to track when someone replies to their post, they can put that post into the (You)Track system. It's a little box in the bottom left of the browser, so you don't need to have six different tabs open. You can just click and be looking at the most recent reply to one of your posts.

4CPU: Sup Forums hosts a way to channel CPU usage of computers to specific CPU intensive tasks. So, you know the captcha system? Well, what if there was a way to make it so that instead of using captcha, you could direct CPU usage towards 4CPU to bypass it, much in the same way that pass users can? This way, the user can bypass the annoying captcha, and Sup Forums recoups more of the cost back, allowing for reliance on adds to drop off.

(Increased webpage modding): Looking at two threads at once in the same window, keyboard shortcuts for scrolling built-in, allowing user modifcations for UI improvements.

Board Changes:
Sup Forums and /bp/ : random (non-porn) and random porn (explicitly porn)
/hislit/ : just a merger of /his/ and /lit/.
delete /asp/ : why the fuck isn't this just in Sup Forums
delete /r9k/ : they'll all kill themselves anyway
/biz/ : stock tickers and shit all over the place
/bant/ : random fictitious flag assigned upon first visit there. If enough people of the same flag as you report you for being unpatriotic, you are given a new flag. If this happens repeatedly, you are eventually banned from the board. Some running threads (threads that do not expire) are devoted to specific flag members, and other flags cannot even view that specific thread.
/z/ : new board that changes its rules for what can be posted every week. Example: First Week is Butter. Second Week is Austrian Heritage Board. Meant to encourage cross-board pollination.

You have my vote

QOL shit is a must, and the /bant/ shit would be stupid fun.

This

S a v e t h r e a d

1. Remove mods.. this brings back the gore and CP threads.. which sound bad for the normie Facebook fuck heads you all are.. but it kept you all away for a very long time

2. Actual containment boards for LGBT tranny and cuckhold bullshit

3. Anyone who yells MODS in instab&

4. iFunny and encyplopedia dramatica image posting is b&

5. Dedicated ylyl board for the children

6. Enable Sound webm and mp4 playback

7. Any communist or Marxist bullshit faggotry or white knighting is b&

8. Global rules enforced.

9. Newfags and cancer identified by a check box reporting option. Repeat offenders are b& until they lurk moar

10. Stop trying to monetize this place

11. More swastikas

1) Make the person starting the thread the admin of the thread. They can delete any posting and ban that user from the thread. Goodbye, Spideys.

2) Create a /cel/ board. All moderators can transfer threads to the new Celebrities board. It would clean out a lot of crap from Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

3) Separate the T from the /lgbt/; trannies are narcissistic nutjobs who can't stop asking about the same thing over and over again so they can receive validation from all of the other mentally ill guys who are mutilating their junk.

I think that's a start.

put it out of its misery

id post on /z/

combine mlp and pol permanently. just to see how long untill the media picks up on the alt right being pony fuckers.

>remove mods
>ban people

uh... what?

this...help so many by ending a great evil

so you'd put paywalls everywhere? you're the legit idea of satan.

post a dubs thread

Yes retard. This place has become a circle jerk Reddit tier cesspit. The 'do' content kept this place as the 'asshole of the internet' which meant it has some pretty special cunts on here creating glorious Content. Not it's just weak lefty Facebook kiddies posting the same recycled maymays all day and night.

Bring back 05 - 09

Seriously when is the last time anyone saw a 'USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST'?

This place is broken. The slow post count enforced by hiroshimoot has just really made this place drag

'do' = edgy. Aka cp and gore

Shut down Sup Forums for exactly one week. Just to see what would happen.

whyd you link my post

how do you intend to ban anyone if you don't have any mods to do the banning? u just gonna be online, on every board, 24/7 looking for the posts that break the rules? wouldn't that make you a mod?

kill Sup Forums kill Sup Forums

create a /ylyl/ and /trap/ board

ids on every board so samefagging is harder

If you are talking about my post , I can elaborate.

The QOL features aren't exclusive to pass users. Pass users just have a better version.

Example: A normal user would have the (You)Track stuff, but could only track 3 posts at a time. A pass user can track as many posts as they want.

It is to incentivize people to buy passes, but it doesn't make it a must have thing.

4CPU is just the free way to bypass captcha and make Sup Forums.org money.

>inb4 fuck money! we want old Sup Forums! anarchy rulz!

nigger what do you think websites run on? faggot dust and wishes? jesus fucking christ

/z/ posting... so long as it was a different thing every week, and it was niche but interesting, fuck that would be cool.
>Week 7: Settlers of Catan
>Week 8: Austrian vs Keynesian Economics
>Week 9: A Study in Ebonics
>Week 10: Cool Hats
>Week 11: Yugoslavian Languages 101

the shitposting would be glorious on /z/, and /bant/ would become a complete nationalistic demolition derby about fake countries like yugoslavia