It's 2017 and you still haven't let Jesus enter your hearts

>It's 2017 and you still haven't let Jesus enter your hearts

What's wrong with you Sup Forums?

Too busy masterbating to demons.

Absolutely Hersay! Repent thy demons, user! Accept Jesus Christ in your heart!

I like Jesus, but I like women too.

Not too sure tbh, why should I though?

Fuck your intergalactic space wizards.

Because Jesus loves you user.

How so? And why?

You know, user, Fedora-Tipping edgelords like you rot in hell!

Because you're white! White is right, blacks are just overcooked whites.

I see

>M40-37983
>Not exclusively worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind

ricky gervais, george carlin, and gaahl from gorgoroth fisted my fissured asshole. the pain and my fedora is protecting me from mind raping jehovah's witnesses like you.

But, user, we are already in hell.

...because I don't want him to paint the inside walls of my aorta.

If accepting jesus would prevent me from dying for the next 50 years and a lifetime of pleasant happiness awaited I would let this mythical white spirit into my heart.

It will user, see, god has blessed you with dubs!

I wish I could, but idk how to just start believing in something I don't

>jesus
>jehovah witness
pick one you dumb faggot.

Then whats this exact process. Ineed this in science i cant just say 'beleezus enber meee' thats not how it works.

>follow Jesus
>Visit Sup Forums

Pick one

Already have

jesus is a filthy jew he should be made into soap

lol god abonded us long ago and left us with his only begotten son lucifer aka jesus to punish us for all eternity so forgive me if im a little upset to be born on this pathetic planet. fuck off trap.

No

Because the sin is a wall that I made between me and God. That's the why I can't have it into my hearth.

>worshiping a jew
OP do you realize how dumb you sound

>High Pocahontas
>Pocahontas

fuck off samefag REEEEEE

>samefagging this hard

im 54 and 55 dont know chanscript to check samegaggint?

Lol faggot

Did You Just Assume Her Racial Group!?

admitting to samefagging this hard

Because "letting Jesus enter your heart" is not a biblical, and therefore not a Christian concept.

Scripture speaks of repentance, faith, and baptism. You are an idolater and a blasphemer, putting words into God's mouth when He has given you His Word. Shut up, listen, repent, and believe.

You really suck at this, you know that, right? You fucking autist.

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>taking the b8 this hard
lurk moar

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I'm not a samefag tbh

>Shut up, listen, repent, and believe.
I agreed with you completly, but not at all with that.

Do you believe in evolution or in creation?

It takes a special kind of special to be this special

sHUT UP, SHUT UPP

Death to Christccuck shills

Because I killed God and now me and Jesus don't really get along. Apparently Jesus didn't just love his sheeple, he loved his dad too... its what I get for being a gay atheist murderer I guess

I did. twice in fact. didn't do jack shit for me, no matter what I did myself

What a weird thread. You need to chill and accept that there's no evidence for or against God, and that by rationale alone its more probable that there isnt one.

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