Such a deep and complex character
Such a deep and complex character
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
You're a big reptile
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
hmm
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
DA CROCA BAYBEE
Jurassic Park theme starts playing
THAT FUCKER EAT'S CHUBBS HAND!!!!
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I wouldn't be brave enough to stand even as close as that guy. Gators can move fucking fast when they want to.
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>EAT'S
What's with all these illiterate slavs on Sup Forums?
holy shit that fucker scared me
What could be greater than golf with.a gator?
That gator is some kind of mascot for the golf course. It's not totally safe of course, but he's probably so big due to lack of competition and people giving him food. He has some awareness of who signs his checks, so to speak
For you
You say that till someone tries to get a ball by the pond
Why did I laugh
BIG
I'VE GOT A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-ATER
Why did they never make a Happy Gilmore golf game. Crazy minigolf courses included.
there are warning signs warning about the crocodile
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
>crocodile
proof that you don't know what you're talking about