Such a deep and complex character

Such a deep and complex character

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

You're a big reptile

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE

hmm

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

DA CROCA BAYBEE

Jurassic Park theme starts playing

THAT FUCKER EAT'S CHUBBS HAND!!!!

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I wouldn't be brave enough to stand even as close as that guy. Gators can move fucking fast when they want to.

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>EAT'S

What's with all these illiterate slavs on Sup Forums?

holy shit that fucker scared me

What could be greater than golf with.a gator?

That gator is some kind of mascot for the golf course. It's not totally safe of course, but he's probably so big due to lack of competition and people giving him food. He has some awareness of who signs his checks, so to speak

For you

You say that till someone tries to get a ball by the pond

Why did I laugh

BIG

I'VE GOT A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-ATER

Why did they never make a Happy Gilmore golf game. Crazy minigolf courses included.

there are warning signs warning about the crocodile

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

>crocodile
proof that you don't know what you're talking about