What is a good sensible masculine hair cut?

What is a good sensible masculine hair cut?

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A masculine hair cut?

You just tell the guy to trim it and then get the fuck out. Your hair cut shouldn't have a name.

Not that.

What then?

get a normal undercut, just high and tight, that requires no or very little product, dont get the stupid fuckin shaved line plasticine looking garbage pictured
if youre someone who wears a suit to work everyday, dont even go high and tight, just have it grow out all around and slick it back fully with pomade or some shit

Not OP but this

Shave your head.

shaved, simple yet manly

dat beard density

Depends on more than just style. Mainly your face shape and hairline though. Most men can pull of the bald/shaved look though.

My beard is that dense but way longer, I'm jelly of op pic beard for looking so clean tho

Lucky you. Why not cut it clean tho?

Buzz cut with a beard.

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Guys who can pull of a clean beard like in OP's pick are fine.
The rest of you look like you're trying to cover up your ugly face or are too lazy to properly groom yourself.

hipster fag look, kys

No such thing. Real men don't cut their hair.

Do you mean something that doesn't scream, "Please notice me!"?

Two words. Crew cut.

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Only if you put tampons in your ass!

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Not this one, you will end up looking like george michael.

Just cut it all off

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A real man

1 1/2 -2 inches long up top, neatly trimmed 1/2 inch long back and sides. It's easy to care for. Nothing really says masculine more so than comfort in simplicity. If you need to look like you've styled your hair with a spackle knife, you'll never pass yourself off as masculine.

If you have a good headshape: buzzcut, otherwise short back and sides.

don't shave your head if you wanna pick up chicks, unless you're 35+

just cut it short all round, two months later get cut again, repeat until grave

what's a good sensible masculine hair cut for japanese guys?
or am i forever stuck with anime kpop looking hair?
short don't look good on most of us

Side part looks good on east asians

Yeah, because if there's one thing girls hate, it's a guy who looks like a marine.

Also, you should make sure your back hair grows out long and luxurious, bitches love to run their fingers through your back hair while your flabby hairy belly slaps against them.

Also, never trim your pubes. Girls love a full bush in their face when they're trying to blow you.

In other words: do the exact fucking opposite of what you've recommended to pick up girls.

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stalin had some really good looks

get a nice set of clippers and buzz that shit.

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well, i only recommended not shaving your head

the one thing girls hate is a guy who's balding/bald

grow your hair long and you'll have bitches lining up; mark my fucking words

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Have you ever met a girl in real life?

If you have a weak chin or a pink/pale completion it doesn't matter how 'masculine' your haircut is you're always going to look beta. Masculine hair cuts are usually deemed masculine because they are on high testosterone men.

>the one thing girls hate is a guy who's balding/bald
Balding/bald yes. But a shaved head that isn't misshapen and knotty? I'd disagree with you there.

no sarcasm intended

They don't even mind balding men tbh. Some of the hottest men in Hollywood have receded hairlines. E.g. Ryan Reynolds.

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Part your hair on either side. Go to a barber and ask for the "Lego taxpayer" haircut. They'll know what you mean.

a real santa

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This.
Go inside barber shop.
Yell cut it short.
Talk about football soccer basketball
bitches,etc
Pay.
If the process takes more than 30 min you are a faggot

I just say two on the sides and a about an inch on top. That's all there is to it. Been thinking about going 1 on the sides but feel it'll be too short.

Lol if you thing Ryan has receding then you don't know what receding means

prime examples of men with bad hair

is that such a bad thing?
look at this beautiful man

Actually my hair is beyond redemption. Genetics determined it grows in an odd way that makes me look like tintin .
At least i wont get bald. I have an advancing hairline if that exists

Pic related

that's not so bad. you should keep it shorter though.
hell, if you grew it out longer gravity would probably pull it down but you'd probably need to wear a hat till then

No dice. The rest of my hair is short. But that part of my hair grows like is on fucking steroids so it always looks like that. And if i let it grow it gives me the Dora the explorer look

Best hair, Fabio hair.

my mum and my sister

ok, i'll agree with you here.. still most guys who shave their head look like romper stomper rejects, or chemo patients

Best man, Fabio man.

This guy is 95% pecs.

looks like hes taking the D

women like a man who smells nice but doesnt put the hrs in in a mirror

fat ugly fucks get laid every day , how do you think most of the cunts here came into exsistence

I don't like going to the barber, they tend to ruin my hair and therefore i wasted my money. I'm trying to manage a doubler undercut atm where the hair is flipped to one side but getting harder and harder to manage it what should i do

bullshit
>no red suit or sack of toys

Okay people have been calling out gay in this thread a lot but now THAT is seriously gay.

Get a better barber.

Find someone who's hair is cut well. Ask them where they go. That's how I found my current place. I was in the same boat.

What haircut is that? Like if you went to a barber, what would ask for?

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what the fuck is a masculine haircut ???

I work in construction, ride a classic motorbike, do up old and classic cars and bikes as a hobby alongside rockclimbing, not sure you get more "masculine" and I aint had my haircut since I was 14. I trim my beard whenever it starts pissing me off when I'm eating.

If your worried about a fuckin haircut I guess you aint so masculine.

The Bearded Nazi, or the Basic Bitch, Man Edition.

>work in construction, ride a classic motorbike, do up old and classic cars and bikes as a hobby alongside rockclimbing

Annnnddddd you STILL have a tiny penis.

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>you got issues pal

For a guy who feels the need to compensate that badly I'd say it's the other way around.

aint compensating for fek all, I just do what makes me happy

you just walk in and say to the man
>"just gay my shit up fam I wanna look like I sucked 20 dicks just to pay for this haircut, oh btw do you accept fidget spinners as payment?"

they'll know just the cut

Was it your mom or your dad who didn't love you?

>typing "aint"

You don't have to try and relay your affected accent through text my dude, nobody is impressed

So what's a good haircut that you would recommend? Seriously, if that's such a bad cut then what's a better one?

wow you're so cool

fuck me if it aint a pair of fukkin analysts projecting their own issues onto me. Bored with you, going off to hit something with a big hammer.

What a fucking tool

Just go in there suck his dick, trim the sides and get a haircut too if you want

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Ask for a simple side part. If you prefer shorter hair, then ask for it to be taken down to a 2 or 3 on the sides. If you prefer the more natural hair, as long as you keep it clean, just ask for them to stick to scissors and get it short. Always get it tapered at the back, not squared up. Ask them for some good product recommendations too, and get some. Ask for tips on styling it if you arent sure. Problem solved

No matter how many things you hit it won't make dad believe you're a man.

>simple side part
Can you give an example of what that looks like? Because google searching is showing lots of nazi looking hair styles...

I'm not joking. It's the side part, makes everything look nazi.

this pretty much. and don't let anyone ribbing on you get you down, you're probably just a young man in need of some direction on shit like this. In a healthy society your father would provide it.

This looks like an Nazi soldier and its Hipster and people having this haircut think they Look badass but Look like sheeps
Hipster
It's okay
Gay
Carotte
Kek
Looks a bit metrosexual, its for those guys which take a pedicure
Homeless Look, only Metal guys can wear
It's okay but people will make stupid comments about
Pretty gay
Not for White men Hair
Average Suite haircut
Ha gay!
Average
Kek
It looks you having a chemo

Hit the nail on the head with that one. I have a highly dysfunctional functional family. The number of times people are like "facepalm, your dad never taught you that? Oh for fucks sake"

No such fucking thing as a masculine haircut. A masculine guy would look masculine in pig tails. A femine looking guy will always look feminine.

>It looks you having a chemo
kek

Basically pic related, if you want it more styled and less messy for work or whatever then do it, but mine looks basically like this. Easy to style, just wash hair every few days

Sorry OP forgot pic

>It looks you having a chemo

Savage... but other than that a pretty good post actually.

What are you, 14? More than half of guys are balding more than ryan reynolds by age 30