How will you be voting?

How will you be voting?

>Tory is the only acceptable choice.

Green for preference but will make a tactical Labour vote.

C U C K
U
C
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UKIP OR DIE!

I've lived in a Green council. I will never ever vote green.

I would vote libdem, but the labour surge is too sexy. JC for prez.

>voting for a party this did
>Ishiggydig

dead even

>voting tories
>wanting to ban encryption and have your access to the internet restricted to facebook, youtube, twitter and banking sites only
???

Why you would ever vote tory but be on Sup Forums is beyond me. Theresa May literally wants to ban porn from the internet and Sup Forums will be one of the first sites to go if you don't specifically buy a proxy to get around it, which is something they want to ban too.

Labor

>Vote Tory
>Lose Sup Forums, but gain strong government in Brexit talks

>Vote Labour
>Keep Sup Forums, but get cucked by the EU

SOUND PLAN M8

The Tories have never done anything for the people. They are only in it for themselves, you thick twat.

Banking online without encryption isn't really possible unless you want everybody to access your banking data.
They can't ban encryption, it was a stupid suggestion by people who don't understand how IT works.

loose Sup Forums either way m8

>Vote Tory
>turn into police state like South Korea where you can go to jail for looking at porn
>rape rates skyrocket because people can't release their urges by looking at porn
As if we don't have enough of a problem already with muslims raping everyone, it can literally only get worse under a tory government.

I also never said anything about voting Labour. The Lib Dems are literally the only party with any sense and are the only reason people think the tories aren't as batshit insane as they are, because they kept their spying/anti-security goals moderate for years during the coalition.

>tories
>better economy
>low corporation tax so more jobs because companies don't leave
>does the best to keep everyone happy, working class to wealthy elite.
>still gets bitched at by entitled middle class who think they're working class and should get free handouts for being "the majority" even though they're not.

>labour
>tax the rich more
>rich leave because anyone with common sense would
>economy fucked
>we're all fucked
>BETTER FOR EVERYONE GUISE

>>tories
>>better economy

Lol. Wages are shit, houses are a rip off, jobs are all shit, debt is through the roof, high streets are all charity shops and betting shops. Who invented this myth that the tories are good with the economy?

Stupid commie fag

It's a commonly known fact that the economy doesn't do good under conservatives. Even Trump knows that, and he's an idiot.

>tory voter life under tory government
>*ring ring*
>ELLO MATE I'D LIKE TO WATCH SOME CUCK PORN
>Do you have your permission slip ID, full name, home address, email address and national insurance number?
>YEAH YEAH
>Ok sir I have whitelisted your internet connection for 5 minutes of cuck porn

>Vote Tory
>Lose Sup Forums, but gain strong government in Brexit talks
>Vote Labour
>Keep Sup Forums, but get cucked by the EU

This is the only reason I'm voting Tory, I just want out the EU, after that I'm open to options, except for Lib Dems, fuck Farron, fuck him right off

>Lose Sup Forums, but gain strong government in Brexit talks

>theresa may
>strong

choose one

SNP Is the only way to go.

Ukip

UKIP

None of the above.

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

Tories are guaranteed to win my seat, so I may as well vote UKIP to bolster the voice telling them not to stray too far leftwards to the centre. They're not exactly a very conservative party, though, if we're honest. Not a single party offers anything worth being excited about; modern secular democratic politics are laughable.

Normally I would never even consider it but considering that I still want to go on Sup Forums, I'll vote Liberal Democrat

BNP all the way

>Voting Tory
Only if you're rich, and I mean top 5% of the country rich. Otherwise, you're literally retarded to do so.

Voting for restricted internet.... fucking cucks

>better economy
>low corp tax means more jobs

Tory is the worst choice. They are decimating the health service, decimating the police service.

I used to be a Tory supporter, but their arrogance and laziness this election is just appalling.

The IFS has shown that both Labour and Conservatives are making shit up and have no genuine chance of implementing their policies. You are being lied to.

The only sensible vote is for the Lib Dems.

Your vote doesn't matter because everyone in your constituency has already made up their mind. I'm voting UKIP because they're the most likely to implement proportional representation voting, but I know that will never happen

I don't vote as politics is for fags but if I did, pirate party

Oh so the torries are like republicans in murrka then

Except murrkins are too stupid to understand this and now we have an orange retard for president

why would you vote anything but tory or labour in this retarted first past the pole system lmao

Pretty much yeah. Tories will try to drain every resource that benefits the nation from pensions to healthcare to feed the larger companies and the richest Brits more money. They manage to secure the lower classes vote by shifting blame to foreign influence much like American republicans do.

They fucked up in a major way though. They slashed police jobs not too long ago and then the Manchester attacks happened with many heads of the police force citing a strained work force as to one of the reasons this person slipped through. Whether that is true or not it doesn't reflect well on their actions.

and the NHS...

'NHS funding is the highest its been and rising in X years'... eg. since NHS funding was cut, and its budget still hasn't risen with inflation per year....

In England that certainly is the case but else where in the UK it isn't. If neither Tory or Labour make it past the post they have to bargain with other parties to secure their own votes which is why the SNP and Plaid Cymru are quite popular in Scotland and Wales. In doing so it secures some influence of what you want to garner some control of Westminster. A few years back, the Lib Dems had a half decent go of it but fucked themselves for the next fifty or so years by throwing in their votes with the Tories which is the exact opposite of what the people who voted for them wanted.

>Not voting Labour
>Year of our Lord 2017

JC for PM fam

Already voted via postal , UKIP

Kek
Don Schäuble is going to fuck you hard no matter whos leading your country. UK has NOTHING of worth to offer the EU.

Why nothing you ask? Because the best your gov could come up with was that the EU will lose access to the informations of GCHQ. And how much worth they are we saw in manchester.

So vote whoever you want. It wont protect your anus from junkers dick so better buy some lube

>Right wing authoritarian nutjobs
>A bunch of parties that can't get elected

No wonder your country's in so much trouble

Unfortunately FPTP creates a two-party system. However, it's the superior system since having coalition after coalition would be damaging.

UKIP being the 'unofficial opposition' and forcing the EU referendum was a huge perk since it tied the Tories' hands and has kept them somewhat in line.

I'm no fan of Corbyn but they need to listen to his part of his foreign policy; stop fucking bombing these pakis.

Labour without a doubt.

Has to be UKIP, I've been screwed over badly by the Conservatives and Labour.

if we dont bomb pakis, we dont get oil. If you dont wanna support that, then stop using anything petroleum based, that includes foods.

Labour (I am the only person that seems to like corbyn) > green > Libdem > Tories > UKIP

Labour. Don't much like Corbyn but he's the best of a bad bunch.

The Tories aren't even pretending to give a shit about normal people anymore. May is a horrible witch.

Lib Dems are pointless.

UKIP are angry virgins

Greens are lunatics

This guy thinks big corporations are subject to the same restrictions as public plebs.

Tories are pieces of shit who only want to earn money, make the country more authoritarian than it already is, and if they could mind control the masses they would happily do it.

But please continue voting tory and maybe in 20 years they'll have CCTV inside our homes too

Except it is since the deficit only falls under Tories not Labour. Stop talking shit.

>switch to nuclear
>arabs get rekt

simple really

Corbyn is awesome man, there is a reason that despite all the shit thrown at him he's continued to stay in power. All this talk of people not liking him are neoliberal blairites who'd rather spend their time sucking the US president's cock and being Tory-lite and the media that exacerbates the issue. Look at his second leadership win - 61.8% vs his first win of 59.8%. The dude ticked up because Labour voters like him.

Tories= harder brexit, punishing the poor, rewarding their m8s, killing the NHS and most importantly fucking up the internet.

Hate to say it but corbyn is preferable to that shitty witch, and you're a moron for not seeing it.
Unless you're very, very well off. In which case they are pretty good for you.

I live in a tory safe seat, but lib dems could win here if anyone else could. They'll get my vote because fuck Theresa May and her evil party.

They always say the rich will leave, but unless you go full commie, that's not happening. Unless you're very well off you're voting against your interests, against the NHS and internet freedoms to a ridiculous degree.
And trusting these clowns with Brexit? Good luck with that.

When rich people = the economy, then yes the economy is doing well.
Not for most of us. Welcome to the united kingdom of poundland.

>The people voting labour are the people that voted lib dems last time
>literally meme voting

Ironic though that the people voting 'labour' are people that don't work, won't work or have never had a job and leader of 'Labour' Party is somebody that doesn't know which end of a hammer to hold

Torys want to police the internet heavily..... fuck them.

whatever party doesn't have Boris "britbong trump" Johnson

on the other hand the tories have someone that looked more uncomfortable being relaxed eating fish n chips by the sea side, than Corbyn looked doing his own photo-op in a toilet.

>anyone who's not a hereditary Englsh nobleman voting for tory
KYS

SNP.

I'd vote Green, but thanks to our archaic and unrepresentative voting system, half the votes barely count, and I'll be voting against the Tories. (Not that I dislike like the SNP or anything, they're just my #2 choice).

You're going to have
>BORIS
>FUCKING
>JOHNSON
negotiate Brexit instead of the legal expert Labour's got?

Definitely voting Tory, everything else is just pie-in-the-sky thinking.
Corbyn is a joke, a throwback to the worst 1970's socialism, those were dark days but he wants to return us to them, fuck that.

...

/b is anything goes/random

>fuck you faggot

David Davis is Brexit secretary...

I'd take the worst 1970's socialism over tories fucking us all over.

More restrictions on the internet, no more NHS, no more benefits (although some people take the piss, a lot of people genuinely need it.)

Take money from poor, desperate people and I promise there will be an increase in crime overnight... increase in crime will give them justification for armed police...

Corbyn is a bit of a wanker, but he's not a tory so he gets my vote.

1984 > degenerate socialism

In which world?

This world

nothing good ever has, ever will, or ever can come from conservative ideology, they simply are not as smart as the rest of the species and project all of their flaws onto anyone who does not agree with them

not to mention that they have no real understanding of how economics work and tend to put in policies for short term gains for them and their donors and long term problems for the rest of society

(You)

Corbyn and Labour, because he is the anti-May.

Labour is the only valid option.

Torys have gone full on "nasty party" but unfortunately they'll win because the old people, racists and "muh country" faggots will vote them in. Old people need the NHS and social care more than anyone but for some reason they'll vote against it by voting Tory just for "muh brexit".

I'll be voting Labour, proudly, but know it'll be essentially pointless as I live in a Tory safe spot.

Labour, because the Tories are cunts who want to put the majority of Britain in chains and take away my precious guro, and the Lib Dems want to cuck the majority of Britain and fall back on Brexit (Fucking grand idea m8y). Labour seems to fall nice and snugly in between. Up the Corbyn.

Let's be honest, which other countries are taking our country seriously while we have a female Primeminister? Let alone one that obviously is not securing Brexit as she says.

>Falling for May's propaganda

The EU don't care who they're negotiating with. Also, taking up a hard bargaining position only works if you actually have something the other side want, which we don't (apart from maybe one fishing ground). She's only going to end up alienating us further from the rest of Europe.

The only people the tories have actually been good for have an income that consists mostly of dividend/shares/rent.

If your income is made up mostly out of wage you are getting fucked every year.

Britain is Great if you are a Chinese property investor.

Brexiters' bargaining chip will be that the UK market is too important for German manufacturing to lose or be hit with tariffs

Tory's felch mung from dead horses.

The Germans don't really need access to our markets, their own economy is larger and the EU's is more than 5 times larger than ours.

Labour all the way

I'm voting Green to promote Universal Basic Income.

Tories.

I want to know how much further they can fuck up this country before there is rioting in the streets

You lived in Brighton then?

So you also know the Greens can't run a small city, let alone a country?

my vote is probably worthless, North West Durham would probably still elect the Labour candidate even if they literally killed and ate a baby on live TV

Tories. People who vote labour want handouts and are jealous of the rich, or people who actually have the balls to make things happen.

>Who invented this myth that the tories are good with the economy?

The tories did

TRUTH

Why do Labour voting retards always claim that Conservatives are going to get rid of the NHS? They've never said that's in their plans and they've pledged genuine increases to NHS funding in their manifesto. Privatisation doesn't mean the same for a health service as it meant for transport - it just means giving contracts to professionals who come up with the best plans, rather than carrying on with some cuntnugget like Hunt running it all. Does it not make sense to have actual medical professionals running the NHS?

if you don't like voting then why not move to a country that thinks that the very nature of democracy is an affront to god?

Saudi Arabia is lovely this time of year, and I hear you get to marry 9 year olds.

The only people voting Labour are the ones too young or too recently immigrated to remember how fucked up everything was with them in charge

Your vote doesnt matter

you really think the lords of "noble birth" who can trace their blood line back hundreds of years are really going to let a bunch of plebs decide their fate? you must be fucking delusional

And they dont even need to be British at all.

have you seen what getting healthcare is like in America? that's what the tories want, look at how badly (for the country) selling off Royal Mail went

National Rail happened because Railtrack (the private company maintaining the tracks) decided it was not going to bother with them and just be a shopping mall company, do you really want that shit to happen to health care

they are slashing the NHS budget, EXACTLY the same way they got British Rail primed to sell off

Usually i don't vote but i did vote for brexit. Corbyn is the first politician i've heard talk and not immediately get the sense that he is lying or using the usual political double speak . But ,i'm also aware that all the SJW pricks will be happy if labour wins so wtf to do? If labour win they'll be utter chaos and i am a fan of chaos ,,soooo i guess i'm voting labour.

>that's what the tories want
No it isn't, stop being fucking retarded. No-one has suggested that we make the NHS a pay to go system, if that was happening it wouldn't be the NHS at all, it would be a complete dissolution of "free" healthcare and that's not something anyone would attempt or likely to be able to legally do at this point. Labour supporters are literally pulling this nonsense out of nowhere, almost as ridiculous as your claim that they're slashing the NHS budget by adding 8bn a year... Try actually reading what people have said they'll do rather than just sharing Facebook posts among your peasant friends