G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because shit like this feeling is worth living for

Maybe today is the day my ex will call me, realizing she wasn't thinking straight and still loves me. Maybe today is the day medical science has found a way of making my small dick bigger. It could be the day where I figure out how to not be socially awkward and make some lasting friendships.

Because I've got a loving husband, easy job, easy life, and I'm white.

Because I am starting rehab tomorrow.

what feeling ?move on bro. there are other girls.
female? tits and gtfo
male? carry on gay-bro.
g'luck there.

cuz im going to the range to shoot meh guns

Thanks user

have fun.

Sauce?

I'm not a pathetic weakling

Sauce by any chance?

Who says I'm not going to?

Me, you wont do it because you're a coward.

none
how are u today ?

My life is excellent. New house, new cat and my job has me travelling the world. Everything is great

what a shame, but i'm good today, sun is out and got the coming week off

Trust me I'm going to, I have cystic fibrosis (and am dying very slowly), spent several fucking of my last few years in prison for something I was acquitted for and I can't work, I'm constantly shaking and I have no prospects or hope for the future. I'm middle aged to add to it. I'm totally helplessly fucked and dying slow and painfully. I'm going to kill myself. I'm not going to give too much more information but I'm from Ireland so check the obits in a few days.

Make the real news or you're a pussy

It's leg day.

>dying very slowly
We all are fuckgoof

congrats man.
can never skip that.

can't wörk when you are kill

Still might
The day is young after all

Because I don't have the funds to make up for the cost of my funeral.
Also I hope to find love again...

I can't eat properly
I can't use the bathroom normally
I'm getting constantly hounded by the cops every single day for something I didn't do even though I was acquitted in trial and would have been physically impossible able to do

My only real concern is about my fiance finding my body or not being able to get a proper burial due to it being a suicide and the Catholic Church frowning on that even though I'd like to die with some dignity.
For the reasons described above I might do it in a way that looks like a strange accident that people boggle over and say someone else could've done that. Might just do that for the craic. I might make the news not sure likely will because the profile of my former trial a few years back

stick around.

Cuz im too pussy to jab myself in the neck witha knife

might as well stay alive then.

I really really need the sauce on this please.

Not that I want to live, just that I don't really care to die either.

Don't know the scene, but the girl is Layla London. Have a blast

You have a great day sir.

Because today could be the day I get to feel titties. Who knows..

g'luck. i hope you get to feel those titties.
wow. so many dubs. tis amazing.

I'm getting high and playing halo 2 with a buddy down the street

nice.
enjoy both activities.

Life is good.

i'm waiting for the god damn liqour store to open so i can get a drink and go mow my lawn.
also sex is overrated.

i agree.
drunk with a lawnmower.
sound dangerous.