OFFICIAL CHICAGO BEARS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS GAMETHREAD

3 more hours and the Nightmare is over for Bears fans. Should the Vikes go 8-8, the Bears would have failed to win a game on the road this season.

Kickoff at Noon CST. What better way to cure your hangover than to watch something pointless?

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one more failure

>Pace and Fox are back next season
At least the Bears Organization hasn't gone full Browns-tier.

I can already tell I'll be switching to red zone by the end of the 1st quarter

Try the 7 minute mark of the 1st quarter

there's still time for them to reconsider

I like CP

Please run up the score Vikes.

>tfw the suffering ends today

screw this, I'm watching Miami-New England

>when your team goes from being a superbowl team to browns tier in a single decade

anyone having issues with fox sports go? anyone got a different stream?

>Wanted to go to this game since I live in Minneapolis and like Da Bears
>Tickets were like $80 minimum for garbage ass seats

Stadium looks fucking packed as well.

80 bucks for shit seats for this shitfest? Fuck that noise!

>> www.watchnfl.live/matches/chicago-bears-vs-minnesota-vikings-live-stream.php

this ones been decent for mehso far

is the new stadium a soft one like the last one?

here comes the turnover

it didn't take long.

It's 12:15PM and Matt Barkley just threw another interception.

fuck

Matt Barkley is our quarterback

>howard killing it
>lol lets chuck it
All season
All fucking season

who /uptown/

Now that the cutler haters won, I've felt this impending sense of dread and every game with barkley has only made this grow..

next year is going to be a slaughter.

rhodes closed

3rd overall pick wont be so bad tbqh

>3rd overall pick

Are you talking about the draft or Barkley's game?

>borkley

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whoever made that prediction a couple weeks ago about usc quarterbacks was pretty sagely. Even when barkley was playing better he seemed to signal the failure of their qbs in the league.

Sam Vick!!

>calling false start on Bradford
hahaha wat

How does a QB get a false start?

/we out here/

did you hear about the shooting this morning? lel
>inb4 Chiraq convo ensues

he moved backwards before the ball was snapped

correct call

>lineman hurt

oh shit

>it's Clemmings

oh lol nm

he was reacting to a DL in the neutral zone, but I guess that rule only applies to linemen and tight ends

If I'd spent about $200 I could have gotten into one of the club seating areas with all you can eat food and alcohol, so I think some ticket prices were definitely lower than normal.

Those prices for a meaningless game isn't worth it to me though, especially since I prefer watching football on TV. I would like to see the new stadium though.

kek

>it took 1 hour into 2017 for two people to get shot

Chicago's murder rate isn't that bad, there are like a dozen big cities in the US alone with worse murder rates, ree stupid east and west coasters, etc. etc.

Last year tickets to that Vikings playoff game were like $30, in what was being hyped as one of the coldest NFL games ever (in the end I don't think it made the top 10). I nearly went before coming to my senses and remembering watching football is awful when it's that cold out. I thought I was going to die when I went to a Hawkeyes game a few years ago in brutally cold temperatures.

Especially how that game ended. What a fucking letdown for Vikes fans.

New year new bears?

Please god please

I've given up on hoping for Bears wins, at this point I'd just be impressed if they could cover a point spread

>these awful Chevy commercials with the nu-male presenter and "real people"

makes me want to not buy a Chevy

Not in the next 2-3 years minimum.

youtube.com/watch?v=k3vJa9ifa2M

They sunk really quickly.

we're all hoping for detroit tonight?

>promise myself im going to sober up and get back into shape for the New Year
> drinking beer right now

yeah, it's pretty crazy just because I went home past the crime scene like 40 min before it happened

Oh I know
And like any other city, the crime is concentrated in certain areas and not spread out

Chevy has the shittiest advertising, that's why they pay European soccer teams like $100 million per year to advertise their cars to the Chinese. They need to be more like Ford:

>Buy a Ford. What are you, some kind of faggot who drives some other car?

at least. the qb situation is going to be worse than the two years we juggled 3/4 qbs. Hopefully a qb comes up in the next draft or 2, and then we'll need to build on the D. Keep improving the oline.

i hate those commercials with all my soul
mainly because the statistics and options they use are so fucking retarded
>welcome.
>so would you rather be given a blowjob by the girl of your dreams or stabbed in the balls?
>ahh, good choice. you see, a blowjob= chevy and stabbed in the balls= every other car.
>so i see you're all choosing chevy.

So what're your guyses resolutions?

Last year I resolved to go to more Sox games and I kind of fulfilled it but it was extremely sad especially the Shields starts and latter half of the season.

I think this year I'll just resolve to read more. Have so many books and LNs laying around that I've yet to read.

With how bad all my teams are save the Hawks, I'll have plenty of time.

That was the only Vikings game I've been to in about ten years
>pregaming at Legends
>last minute stub hub 5th row seats for $74
>playoff game
>not that cold if bundled up in stuff every Minnesotan should have in their closet
>free hot chocolate and coffee
It was comfy. They should have made US Bank outdoors to be perfectly honest.

I really really want fudgebay to burn.

>So what're your guyses resolutions?

Find the balls to commit suicide.

resolutions are for weak-minded fools
you're not a weak-minded fool are you user?

If you plan on going to more Sox games, I'll see you there

>resolutions
cum as much as i piss

I love Michelobe Golden Light. Who's with me?

Another big thing would be not having half the roster injured so that there's mostly 3rd and 4th stringers out there y'know

Of course, but I fully expect Rodgers to go balls deep on their secondary

Yes. I like to wash it down with an ice cold Pepsi Cola while I'm waiting for my delicious, oven fresh, Papa John's pizza

too many to list

I think I'm done

see

Based Langford
3rd pick here we come!

going ot have to get your vas deferens removed or some shit

Hoping more trades happen for more prospects and that the latter half of next year is used to see those prospects get major league experience and learn. Not really expecting like Giolito or Lopez or Moncada to come out and tear up the league immediately but hoping they do well and in the years that will matter they do and then finally we be over .500 or even make the postseason again.

>8 year postseason drought
>burrs on 6 year playoff drought

Ai...

while using DirecTV to watch NFL Sunday Ticket on your breath-taking Samsung OLED I'm sure

This.

This is fine.

stop hating myself so much

or, alternatively, hate myself more so that I kill myself

I'll let you know which way I go

who is this man and what has he done with the real Sam Bradford

>tfw no first rounder to look forward to
>tfw no good tackle in draft or FA
lmao next season is going to suck hard

Why would you make new years resolutions?

If something was actually important to you, just fucking do it. Dont procrastinate and wait around for some arbitrary date to start doing it.
Stupid shit

You tell me when user and I'll see you at the park

Why would you give Christmas gifts?

If someone was actually important to you, give them gifts whenever. Dont procrastinate and wait around for some arbitrary date to start doing it.
Stupid shit

>what are traditions

...

We've got Kalil to look forward to.

;^)

We're all here spending new years watching a 3-12 soon to be 3-13 team instead of being out with family and friends or still sleeping in due to partying until 5 am last night

Where did it all go so wrong for us?

Boy am I glad I didn't spend $80 on this garbage game

how did i not notice that

Also perfect snapshot of the Bears season.

you sound like one of those faggots that took Shia Labeouf "just do it" speech to heart.

probably obsessed over Kony 2012 and shit lol you colossal faggot

>tfw too busy shitposting and missed that, good grab

>>what are traditions

The commercialism of a pagan holiday is a little different than the betterment and growth of yourself.
The longer you keep thinking that way, the longer your "traditional" promises to yourself will mean absolutely nothing.

>you sound like one of those faggots that took Shia Labeouf "just do it" speech to heart.

People who make a big deal about New Years Resolutions are literally the type to get caught up in stupid motivational quotes

Even if the bears were 13-3 resting their players in preparation for the playoffs, I'd still be in the same spot here alone in my room on new year's day watching them instead of being out with family and >friends. What's your point?

What the fuck is there to do, really?

it's fine, we were all 19 once.

A few years from now you'll realize what a jackass you are being now.

taht implying a whole lot there, cheif.

seems pretty anecdotal , not seeing the correlation

2/10 , nothing personal

>family
Too far, sent them a quick whatsapp
>friends
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's an even better joke than Matt Barkeley playing QB!

what was that net, 12 yards?

Somewhere in Kansas City, Taub is laughing at the Bears special teams.

Look at this beautiful man.

been drinking for 23-hours straight right now faggot

bout to dip into my bottles of Zywiec

I did hang out with people last night but honestly besides either chasing pussy or having it, having a bunch of people breathing over my shoulder while I relax isn't always the best way to use your holiday.

Frankly I'm still burned out hanging out with yuppies from christmas so I'd rather hang with my fellow anons.

why not give that Fales guy a chance, nobody can be worse than Barkley

What beers do Chicago people drink?