He's too rich to walk! He pays other people to do that for him!
Logan Stewart
Trump believes exercise tires you.
Kevin Barnes
who gives a shit... honestly
Caleb Thomas
People killed daily Niggers running rampant Antifa domestic terrorists Gays and trannys demanding new rights 24/7 Rediculous amounts of crime. Problems with your healthcare and national corruption. Yet the thing that your media goes on about literally constantly is donald fucking trump. >he used a golf kart instead of walking >he took a day off to play golf >WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Its no wonder the rest of the world is laughing at you, your literally all babies minus the handful of people.
Sebastian Watson
Don't need to care what a nation thinks once you've swindled then into voting for you.
David King
Well to be fair almost of what you've listed he was supposed to take car of, and hasn't done shit.
David Myers
Yeah, who gives a shit if the leader of a country, representing all Americans, is too lazy to walk 700 yards.
Jonathan Wright
think hillary could walk 700 yards without faceplanting?
Ethan Lewis
USA! USA! USA!
Samuel Jones
This
Trump represents the true face of the Ugly American that the whole world knows. He is the epitome of everything American that makes the world laugh in derision. Trump is not embarrassing America. Trump IS america - and you are all an embarrassment.
Anthony Morales
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Jonathan Baker
Actually yes, but she's not part of this discussion.
Elijah Howard
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.
But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.
Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
Sebastian Bailey
Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. We never had a single problem before him not one. Honestly. Im sure the general population had nothing to do with the decline of your country and its all his fault. >america everybody >its never their fault not even once
Ryan Ward
A businessman falls in love with a political office.
Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.
But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.
Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.
Adam Thompson
>Rediculous
Cameron Barnes
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.
Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.
Angel Jackson
Vladimir Putin falls in love with Donald Trump.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Trump’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to Donald, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Trump he called is not the same Trump he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is Donald’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Vladimir’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of COCKHOLSTERS.
The golf thing wouldnt be an issue as much, but our taxes are paying for the security staffing while he jacks off on the golf course.
Plus he criticized Obama a LOT for playing golf. Said he has too much work to do to be playin golf. People don't like hypocrites.
Ethan Adams
Just more trump shills trying to derail threads because they know they can't defend him any other way.
Mason Robinson
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>still thinks Hillary is relevant This diversionary tactic is dead sorry m8
Eli Hall
MC loves the feMC. FeMC loves the MC.
The day the two of them decide to confess to each other, they mysteriously find each other's cell phone numbers saved into their phone's contacts list. After some hesitation, a mutual confession occurs after school through phone. Tears of happiness are shed, vows are sworn, and the two decide to meet at the front gates the next day.
But, the next day, MC is rejected by the feMC, who claims she never talked to him before. Strangely enough, the feMC is shown to be going through the same thing, being rejected by MC who treats her like a stranger.
[spoiler]MC and feMC actually inhabit two different universes, and their cell phones are the mediums that connect them. After eventually reaching this conclusion, the two of them make a promise. They will tell each their likes and hates, their daily schedule, everything about themselves, even their deepest secrets, to help each other in their crusade for love. The name of the anime will be Keit-ai!/Cel-love!, in classical punny tradition.[/spoiler]
>Pic related, the story is basically Toradora with twice the Taiga and Ryuuji
Christian Taylor
>trump shitpost until 3 in the morning >wakes up at 7 and MAGA Jesus it's going to be a long hard 8 years for you faggots
Robert Flores
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>Keit-Ai! Because, you know, they can communicate only through cell phones and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
Jayden Moore
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Jacob Perry
A boy falls in love with a girl. He is mysteriously gifted with her phone number. He calls her and finds out that she likes him as well. But the next day, she doesn't remember the confession. The girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who likes his own alternate self. Hijinks ensue as the two tell each other their darkest secrets to conquer the hearts of their other selves.