WWYD do my wife?
no faggots please if you suck cock i dont care about your opinions
WWYD do my wife?
Is she ever into other females?
give her a diet plan.
Vomit on her
chidori her right in her face
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she doesn't fuck ugly lonely fat dykes
i'd rather suck a cock
Shes fucking ugly wtf
I'd make her scrub my toilet and do my laundry.
Put her on a plantation to pick my cotton, or send her back to the orangutan preserve you kidnapped her from
no
Before you shaved her
thats real funny faggot did your mom tell you that one?
You obviously do
your wife is unattractive in almost every way. that being said if the opportunity arose I'd fuck her, cum quickly as possible, and leave without a word spoken.
shes unnatractive but you'd fuck her?
yeah um jealous much lol?
Piss in her open mouth, pour syrup on her flapjacks, then go home and masturbate.
Yeah doesn't sound like he's jealous.
>WWYD to my wife
Get you a new one
Actually you mom said it between hashing on my dick, bitchmade. Don't get pissed because you couldn't find a human wife and had to poach the sanctuary faggot
fuck her in front of her friends and family. punch her a few times in the face to make her cry. try to fuck at least one of your children afterward.
>to
Disgusting I'm straight now thinking of sucking cock
ok let's see
1.her tits are way to flat
2.she look like she escape from a zoo
3.there nothing else to say your wife is just ugly bro
Mate, she really is incredibly unattractive. I'm sorry.
ok lets see
1. your a faggot
2. your jealous as fuck
3. theres nothing else to say your just a faggot
Yeah sorry bro but I don't there is any aspect of her that is attractive. Hair is bad, face looks like an animal, tits hang poorly, her stomach is too fat and saggy, and she looks like she potentially has a misshapen ass. Even her feet are big and manly.
Her face is 0/10 and her body doesn't offer much either. Wouldn't fuck but if she makes you happy then more power to you OP.
i'd tell her to go back where she came from
She looks like Leslie Jones ugly sister and that saying something cause that bitch is heinous
Hahaha no.
The only thing she has going for her is those big dick sucking lips. Every other aspect from her hair to her man feet is hideous. I'd only fuck her if she wore a paper bag on her head, the lights were off, and I was incredibly desperate.
Divorce her.
Avoid her at all cost.
Is that because they're more attractive than her?
you wish you could fuck her
>the replies
I wouldn't even bother fucking her under those conditions. She is the true definition of fugly
Fuck+ugly=
>Fugly
No, I don't wish that sort of shame for my penis. I'd rather beat off that stick my dick in that disgusting animal. Sorry that you're butt hurt that zero people on here find her attractive. Actually on second thought I'm not sorry. I can't even begin to comprehend how hideous you must be in order to think this farm animal is good looking.
looks good as fertilizer
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thanks for giving me a chuckle user, still feel bad for OP though.
damn, must have picked her from a 20yr old catalogue lol
Give her info to the SPCA so the can rescue her from you. It's obvious you've shaved down a gorilla and are now calling it your wife. Set that monkey free!
fuck me, man. i would just fucking run.and never fucking stop .ever
As a nigger would put it, "Bitch ugly"
Take her to the zoo after hours, break in, leave her in the orangutan enclosure to be gang banged, video, profit.