Kevin Smith

why does he wear the shirt?

hes a big guy sure but why doesnt he ever take it off?
he wears it to weddings, funerals?

isnt it a bit sad

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He is such a faggot that he's ignoring that top tier piece of ass to talk to some niggers

STOP.

We've had this thread FOUR times TODAY

looks like meat is back on the menu boys

I too wanna fuck jay leno

he thinks it will cover his fatness

but he looks even fatter thanks to that shirt

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is that Sinbad?

he's not ignoring a top-tier piece of ass there

THICC

Is this a hot new meme?

no this is fat shaming. where are the mods

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Again this thread? Fuck you OP.

He wears because he is like Steve Jobs.

this pic of him always makes me laugh

LOOK AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD

why not just wear pants at that point

>DAT BALD SPOT

BREHS

Damn...

You guys know Kevin Smith isn't fat anymore right

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My image was about capturing those tittes, that ass, that face AND that bald spot, thank you very much.

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Is this shooped?

that one is shooped, here's the real pic

It's unironically his fat man "uniform", see pic related.

And goddamn THICC Christina is hot.

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE DRESS?

Try harder. I'm pretty sure I recognize that block of cheese.

We've had that exact same thread with these same replies yesterday, right?

Or am I going insane

Christina is a womenlet that's only birthed children with manlets ..

how does this make Sup Forums feel?

She can birth my manlet anytime

Christina: 5'1.5

Her first baby was with an even bigger Manlet.

Lankets on suicide watch.

Nymphlet*

we've had this same thread the last few days, same webm in the OP, same post
Starting to think its just an excuse to post christina aguilera

i want to make manlet babies with her

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your sharp

faggots, this thread's been here for years.

There is literally nothing wrong with the way he dresses.

Burlesque is kino especially when you adjust the levels on the bluray rip

t. virgin neet

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post the one where shes in the pool

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“Randomly attacking others merely communicates how creatively and emotionally bankrupt you are,” he wrote. “You think you have something to offer the world but others are getting all the attention? Don’t b****, create. Create something nobody’s ever seen before.”

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No, thats J. Cole

sweet jesus

yummmmm

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the dirty girl phase i always loved this one

it was just as bad when he was 300 lbs+ but got better after he lost some weight, now it's really getting worse

Who's that THICC on the right?

I remember in the 90s it used to be a mighty ducks shirt. At least he changed it since then.

Current thicctina needs to get back in the pool like this

But we haven't had a Bane, BvS, Marvel vs. DC, Ghostbusters 2016, SJWs corrupting movies or Suicide Squad thread for months so go start one, faggot. While you're at it, mix ammonia and bleach and drink it out of your dad's pussy.

Hockey jerseys are notorious for hiding the fact that you're fat. Doesn't look like it's working for him, though.

holy toledo, is that recent? ive never seen that

>young christina will never lube up your cock in her pussy so it goes easy on milf cristina's asshole

haley joel osment

how her footgame?

JUST

Wtf is she nude? Moar

I could spend hours in those breasts.

>that bald spot

holy christ

WTF THIS IS REAL?

it's not some bodydouble cgi shit right?

>that bald patch

JUST fix that shit, you fat fuck. You're wealthy. There is no reason to have a fucking Friar Tuck bald patch like that unless you're poor.

that pussy looks like some jessica alba cgi crap

Its fat guy magic like Ronnie has, any shirt he puts on magically turns into a blue and orange jersey.

No idea I'm not into feet

Explain your fetish to me

keep making this thread daily OP i dont care just keep up with the THICC Christina webm's/pics

She wore a light flesh coloured thong and they blended it in post. Seen that shit selling on eBay.

She was topless though

Marathon all Tarantino flicks and you'll understand

Story behind this is during the performance in the movie this shot is not included it's some cut to audience reaction. But the Blu-ray had music videos of all the performances with extra scenes added. This is from that.

>She was topless though
fucking nice

What's the hot bit of the foot though?

>extending core awkwardly to make yourself look thinner

>he's ignoring that top tier piece of ass to talk to some niggers

>not realizing the level 99 sideways glance at Christina's donk when he is in the middle of the hug and her back is 100% turned to him

get on the fat man's level, scrub

Is this the new dark night scene

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cause she looks fly af in it

I question your sexuality

Who walks around like this ?

>when the thicc is so strong you can't look it for more than a second

She looks so greasy in that Dirty clip.

filthy little whores who like to get dicks super hard and wanting to get in her so she thinks about them later

I must feed from those breasts

You can tell she is pissed at a beta like ksmith passing her up for a hug just to grab a nigger.

Christina and the millions of skanks she inspired. God bless her.

>deep throat

What did she mean by this?

I think it's pretty likely Kevin intentionally didn't go for the hug because his wife was watching.

Imagine being so THICC men won't even greet you in case the wife is watching

And when she says "Fuck",
It sounds like "Flowers",
I could sit and watch her shit...
And roll in it for hours,
I'd give up darts and pool and piss,
And wankin'' in the shower,
It must be love 'cause when she says "Fuck",
It sounds like "Flowers".

This lame excuse (tailored to the specifics of the board of course) is always brought out to defend garbage threads when a board's quality has sunk past the point of no return.

>What about X threads?!? This isn't even the worst thread on the catalog

As if the existence of more malignant cancer makes another tumor OK. It means that posters no longer hold themselves responsible whatsoever for board quality.

>the board is going to be shit anyway, why should **I** have to hold back on shitposting??

Sup Forums is shit because YOU are a bad poster. Because YOU bump shitthreads and reposts instead of cultivating an atmosphere that repels ignorant newcomers and lazy memes. Because YOU treat the board like a chatroom instead of an art board.

she's such a little whore doll

I tip my fedora to you

You don't like this dank new meme brother?
Kevin smith is a valid discussion topic

I have seen Kevin smith threads they were interesting.
I have seen kristina threads and thought: why?

But combine the two and this is the best thread I have ever seen.

THE BONER RISES

whenever i see kevin smith i get horny now