>be me >15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs >go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up >she turns volume up and keeps on dancing >I punch her really hard in the tit >she starts crying immediately >I unplug her speakers >eject CD and throw it across room >tell her I hope she gets tit cancer >back to my room >play My Chemical Romance really loud >alpha as fuck
Ethan Richardson
Wew lad. I hope i never rustle your jimmies IN REAL LIFE
Heres one of my most Alpha Moments; >my mum is all like "do you have homework?" >I'm all like "er, nooo" But i said it in a really cool way
Levi Long
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Juan Morgan
TEACH ME HOW TO BE THAT ALPHA WOW
Asher Gutierrez
>Mom putting clothes in my closte cus im a lazy piece of shit >Starts annoying me for school >Walk up to get some water and say "Just shut up" >Alpha as fuck >Sudenly turns 540 degres and stockton slaps me >Mwf zeta as fuck
Robert Sanders
>playing WoW >really need to pee >run to bathroom >start peeing >cropspray errywhere >run back to computer >mom goes in bathroom >shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up >I say no I'm busy >bitch >she mops up my pee >I'm a level 72 druid >I got epic items >alpha as fuck
Juan Martinez
>saw a kid crying >triggered me to start crying >phoned my parents and told them why I was crying >they began crying
Jaxson Adams
Feels :( Now I'm fucking crying but really REALLY salty alpha tears so its all cool
Anthony Stewart
haha. you're a faggot and so are your parents
Blake Jones
>be stroking neighbor's cat >fucking bitch animal scratches me >kick the little fucker >run inside >see neighbor later >she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized >thinks a car hit it >lol fatality >flawless victory >alpha >as >fuck
Aaron Lewis
Think theres a greentext for this somewhere
Adrian Sanchez
>mom be giving me a lift to the mall >I'm eating a bacon roll in the car >we take a detour through Jew Town >girl waiting at bus stop outside kike elementary school >I flick a piece of bacon gristle at her >alpha as all fuck
Liam Davis
>Be me 11 >First day in new school >School bully 2 years older than me walks up to me talking shit >Spit in his face >teacher's break fight up right after said spit >bully says he's gonna kill me >on way home from school >Ohshit.jpg the fuck am I gonna do tomorrow >meet my older brother's friend (who goes to a different school) on my schoolyard and talk to him for a while >next day back at school >school bully walks up to me and asks forgiveness and wants to shake hands and forget what happened day before >"Ok dude no worries see ya round" >turns out older brother's friend was neighbourhood tough guy nobody messed with
Jordan Peterson
you stupid fucking cunt
Gabriel Foster
>be me >be alpha >still visiting this board sometimes for the keks >the end
Brayden Torres
>Be me >Walking around in local nature park last summer >Walking around some flowers >Walk into yellow jacket wasp >Ofuck.jpg >Stings me >first time getting stung ever >Smash it with my hand as it stings me >hurts like a bitch and smashing it cause stinger to stay inside me >Go to nature park's guest house because my leg hurts too much to drive home >They give me ice and tell me how to get the stinger out and something to prop my leg on >15 minutes walk out of there like nothing ever happened >Alpha af
Jack Garcia
you stupid fucking cunt
Landon Mitchell
>be me >tell a girl I have had crush on her since day one >unfriend her on fb >delete all messages >be beta virgin fag
Connor Turner
I know
Jonathan Bennett
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Owen Sanders
>Bacon my only weakness
Sebastian Roberts
>Sup Forums >alpha what
Jason Thompson
>go on Sup Forums >masturbate over trap thread >dress up in sister's clothes when she's not home >make thread about being alpha as fuck >hate my life
OP pls
James Green
>be me >5 y/o >at convenience store with mom >find some pokemon sticker book which has all 151 pokemon including mew on it >costs 2 dollars >whine to mom to buy it for me the whole hour we're in the store >says she will only buy it if i agree to pay her back and stop whining >agree to her terms >never pay her back the 2 dollars i owed her >alpha as fuck
Noah Butler
>two guys following my brother in traffic >he calls me and tells me he's about to pull up >run out of the house with shotgun >put it in fag boys face >he nearly shits himself, apologizes and leave >tell him I will kill him if I ever see him again