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What are your plans for today?

Stuck in school, then maybe go biking if the weather allows it.

>it's monday again

I am going to make these desu. Got some sticks for that yesterday

Ahoj

Work, go home, take shower, eat, do something on computer, watch some serie, sleep, rinse and repeat

;_;
at least this week should be more chill considering it's going to be easter

nice, I'm jelly desu, I want to beat girls/women up for my own excitement and tradition as well
it's already a tradition here but not in a good way

I thought you are making that knot to hang yourself

this tbqh I got scared for a minute

>tfw noticeably balding

post pic

summer is hell
all those couples
all those qts
all those asses

What summer fag

first sun and city is already full of leggings

i am done, i have been making it for the forst time, but they are nice

anime

"That thing was too big to be called a korbac. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of wood."

nice, especially the first from left

lol
thanks, that one was the last i made, so i already had some experience

they look really nice user, and the weather seems to be nice too

is this some northern hungarian habit i was unaware of
what are you going to do with those korbács?
is it related to easter?

v4 more like shit 4

hello Marcel
how is your Monday?

As good as your mother's tits.

Damn, how did it become so bad?

very good picture

Beat the girls. Its old pagan tradition

Too bad you are awkward virgin. Go play starcraft

>starcraft

slovaks got BTFO once again
when will they learn
youtube.com/watch?v=GK33t6-CFZg

>drunk 8 shots before sleep
>hand is shaking like hell
>miss every single ml with the pipette

Gonna try LSD for the first time this thursday

Has anyone here tried it before? What can i expect?

Fucking degenerate.

wont that thing help you get schizo faster than weed?

absolute madmayne

good times

weed is lowly pleb tier drug unfortunately, so who cares. very unaesthetic, very trashy

for what purpose
we spill water over them to make them fertile
what is the reason of the beatings
asking for reasons

>we spill water over them to make them fertile
>not throwing them into the local stream

Everybody hates Slovan except for Slovan fans. Also ironic how it was Slovak that scored

Eastern Slovakia used to water, Western to beat girls with korbáč. Now its combined eveywher, its to bring fertility and health

I love lying in bed and studying with my girlfriend! :-)

hot
moar

shes ded

is that you cuck pepik?

no thats me

But this is a SFW board, user. I'm afraid to post more.

if she is not showing nipples or vag its okay

Don't be afraid

Going home atm and it's living hell
There is this alley in city centre which is the designated chilling place which I go through to and from work and already its filled with qts

It has like 20 benches and they are full of mini skirt, legging, long sock qts

>see a qt in front
>forget how to walk properly
/who else/

do we have 2 litvy in here or you broke up with your kek gf?

I didn't break up and don't plan to, it's just hell seeing all the grills anyway

I wouldn't get with any of them tho, not going to cheat on the Czech qt

Also
>even the fucking app adopted the shitty captchas
There is no escape

I've never had a bad experience with it.
Where are you taking it?

In my uni gym, there is always atleast one girl in shorts (google short shorts) doing suats/ham curls/glute workouts just begging for attention. Not that I'm too mad about it, but my workout could be alteast 15% more efficient without sluts in the gym.

The original idea was to "touch" the girls with a fresh piece of green wood, which in the spring is full of energy fertilty and life and transfer these to the girls.
In modern days many people just use korbač from last year which is a piece of dead, dry wood so it somewhat lost the "why do we do that" thing

I "touched" your mum with fresh piece of my green wood yesterday
she looked fertile and there was some transfer for sure

>tfw living in Prague
>tfw last time I celebrated Easter properly with a pomlázka and stuff was when I was like 10
>tfw nowadays it's just an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday evening because there's no work/school the day after
Feels out of touch, man

>tfw im 20
>tfw no goal in life
>tfw im just finishing higschool and i could choose anything i want to do next
>no clue what to do
>going to uni because dont wanna kys

>also kisless virgin
>tfw missed out on innocent teenage love
>i just played games

>tfw i graduated uni
>tfw only person in class who hasnt found job
>tfw have to move back home
>tfw get hit by car
>tfw still no job

ok so clubs and fights pepa from yesterday?

>be american
>get shot

cheer up, /v4k/

>mfw managed to get Honey Select to werk and speak in english

The math is simple - the weather gets better, the user gets depressed.

Post frogs.

Shut the fuck up you fucking nerd go get Akbar'd or something.

[muffled harmonica in distance]

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Yep, I´m with you buddy, it´s a sucky feeling

How is autoškola user doing with lessons

How is schizopole user doing with his life

How is stuff losing slovak user doing

How is cigane haircut user (I assume its the same) doing

I am sure I missed plenty but I still cannot separate who does what

I remember slovak who needed premium account for some crappy file hosting website, how are you doing user

I should start making a file in notepad for all of your activities

At a friends house

autoškola user here

i've got 7th lesson tomorrow, which means i'll be halfway done (you need 28 hours with an instructor, each lesson takes 2 hours)

i'm slowly getting used to driving, althrough i'm still pretty bad at it. Also i fucking suck at parking apparently

my instructor is this really calm ex-policeman, we talk alot during the lessons, to the point where i start to lose focus on driving (almost went off the road going 60 km/h, that was fun)

If all goes well i'll be at the finals next month, since i've got about 2-3 lessons a week, can't want to get it done

the usual

misery and sadness

good luck user, seems like your instructor is a cool guy in a good way because of being ex-policeman. I guess he has more patience than usual people and is used to dealing with actual bad people.

my classmate already knew how to drive before getting a licence but his instructor was 'cool' in not really good way. he told me that when he was driving, he noticed he is in wrong street or whatever and needed to turn around but it was a straight line so he couldn't. but he did it anyway which you get actual fine for and instructor didn't mind. instructor would also come drunk sometimes, lol. do you have any car in mind that you'd like to own? I know literally 0.00% about them but if I knew how to drive I'd like a Škoda for really no reason except Czechbooism

and which user are you?
what's making you miserable and sad?

BRAAAAP

>Also i fucking suck at parking apparently
everyone does when they start to learn, most people still do after x years of driving

>my instructor is this really calm ex-policeman
lucky guy, mine was fine, but I've heard some real horror stories from my friends

do you enjoy driving, or is it just meh?

qts outside

April is the cruelest month

i don't really have any preference atm, i'm still a little torn between spending my saved cash on a car or a vacation, since i commute by train every day, a car doesn't seem like a worthwhile investment at the moment

it's definitely fun, but i'm still anxious before every intersection, especially the more diffcult ones, but i guess that feeling goes away on its own after you've been driving for a while

>see slav adidas meme
>go on facebook
>see girl added picture wearing adidas hoodie
>kek
>ralise im wearing 1994 style black tracksuit with 3 stripes on the sides
>kek even more

i actually like this meme, my father is often in full adidas meme mode

I stick to list of anons on v4 but it is outdated

why hangury is not slav?

For the same reason japagooks are not human.

>tfw partly slav and have never had anything adidas except for these superstars I bought last year

they come from asia

Being Slavic comes from using Slavic language
Hungarians use Finno-Ugric language so the are not Slavs

>but i guess that feeling goes away on its own after you've been driving for a while
it does

it also returns after your first car crash
good luck, user

konnichiwa mr japan welcome welcome ohayo itekimasu dozo dozo

>le slav is not actually a race meme

kek keep telling yourself that

>spending my saved cash on a car
don't

t. spent around 100k on car repairs since January
kdyz se dari tak se dari

>100,000 kč
>since January
holy shit is that how much it takes to maintain the thing

pretty good for first time. see how it goes. if you feel adventurous, walking through nature is a great time

I think its hun living in japan not a genuine japanese

depends on
>the thing
I've got mine new and I have it for quite long
apart from all the fluids and braking pads this is first time I had to spend anything
user will probably buy pre-owned so he might hit problems quite soon

Question for Czechs about my upcoming trip

When I went last time, beforehand I called every bank if they have any koruna around and none of them did, except one last obscure bank from which I got maybe 200 € worth of koruna.

Can you insert a credit card into ATM in lets say Praha, with its currency in euros, and withdraw koruna? If yes, how much would I be jewed? Can you use euro credit/debit card in supermarkets, would they convert automatically? I know there are tourist centers for cash exchange but I am not sure if I should
>take out as much euros as I can before traveling so I have cash which I can physically exchange in tourist center
or
>keep all the money in the card just in case I need it to buy something and take it all out when I am already in Praha
or
>order a fixed amount of koruna from local bank, possibly having to wait a week for it to arrive and that's if they are going to do it for such amount, possibly also taking bonus money for it (least appealing option)

>Can you insert a credit card into ATM in lets say Praha, with its currency in euros, and withdraw koruna?
Yes
>If yes, how much would I be jewed?
your bank should tell you
>Can you use euro credit/debit card in supermarkets, would they convert automatically?
Yes

do you have shit rates in your zmenaren?

that's supposed to be an East Slav meme though

I see too much squatting in tracksuits to be it that way

well in my town no bank has koruna and to buy any you have to tell like week before so they can order it and get it here, but I assume the exchange will be unfair and I will have to pay for that whole procedure too. I'd rather do it in Čekija, I just want to know the most proper cost-effective way to do it. Perhaps I will just keep all my euros in my card and let the ATM do the converting, I don't feel very good about carrying up to 1000 € in my wallet/pocket until I get to the tourist center.

thank you